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Birb edition

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Reminder that im feeling bad

dont be mean to me today

is sonic a bird?

>sonic the hedgehog

depends on the word, most things will be fine but there are a few trigger words that will make people reeee

>Edinburgh
>scone (the place)
>loch
>scotch when you mean Scots
>saying east coast things in the west coast
also people will make you try and say Milngavie so they can laugh at you however I would recommend not actually learning how before this inevitably happens. getting it wrong is a good opener and if you get it right first time you'll kill the convo dead

from the old

..so is he a bird?

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Bit insulting

I dont understand why you dont just live with family to save money

ok well what are some cities/places you recommend checking out?
i especially would like to see some nature

Why is it that all experts attack bitcoin

is a conspiracy?

twitter.com/markets/status/915284986797768704

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>is a conspiracy?
no, it's fucking obvious

(((they))) want currencies they can manipulate and control, bit coin operates independently of central banks and that worries then, it fucks up their ability to enslave people into debt servitude

>"It's afraid".png

funny you said that

every time any expert says anything about bitcoin its value goes down which is good for them because they're probably buying tons before it goes back up

(((((they))))) literally have so much power over the market

I will pay $200 for a Candian gf (Chinese)

pretty much anywhere if you want nature, Scotland is basically nature with some houses in it.

go munro bagging, visit skye, see Edinburgh castle, canoe up a loch. It's all good.

I want to buy
I need consoling
I need something new
something trivial would do
I want to satisfy this empty feeling

>every time any expert says anything about bitcoin its value goes down
this only happened with Dimon, but he wasn't the actual cause. He just happened to say that when China closed to all of their bitcoin exchanges

buy a jigsaw puzzle set

post more cum edits

i bought one almost a year ago and never did it

im still feeling weird

Exceptionally hungry at the moment

>tfw NEET

youtu.be/TVL5EaYc6cw

i want to make you feel better

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want to have a fap but not sure if i have enough time

hope that wasn't aimed at me chum

Farted

i hate nintendo

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he posts that anytime a brit is in the thread
probably didn't even bother to read your posts

this is true, but I did not even know we had a brit here this time

cara post ur twitter

>tfw parents are disappointed in me

depressing songs and a beer

what more could a man ask for

a friend to share it with

no

A caring woman with a fat ass

>tfw gonna fail all my classes and Never have a job

just caught my self doing 'the virgin posture'

me irl

my life was perfect until my ex decided to talk to me

i swear i dont even wanna be with her im just upset AHHHHHHHHHH

how is this even physically possible

:^)

i've surpassed the desires of the average male

coloUr
realiSe
centRE

>i've surpassed the desires of the average male

What are Russian Americans like? I have met very few of them in real life to judge

/brit/?
more like

wait for it
waait for it
waaait for it
waaaait for it


MORE LIKE /shit/ LMAO

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my Sup Forums pass expires soon

I am also

Just buy another one

That was me last night.

Except "a beer" turned into 4 or 5

One of my closest friends was born in belarus if that counts.

spain will go into civil war soon

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but its not on sale

What are those for?

Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill myself

I'm here

Yeah, I've almost finished this one and I can't go to sleep yet, might do the old go to sleep drunk and sad meme yet

we are your friends

I thought you hated me?

you cant get (You)s when you are dead

Teach me your ways master

mmm

who are you

Should have said we speak Spanish.

my twin in the bottom left

You have to be Baltic

Terrone

my spic genes are starting take over

oh yeah kys

can you use extra flags so i don't accidentally read your posts?
it always makes me feel ill

I very well might

kek

removes the captchas, lowers the cooldown, and cops turn their heads whenever you make an absolutely horrid post

I'm currently on my phone

i;m thinking about thos beans

man the king of spain really looks like a king

How do you even count calories if you don't eat exclusively eat prepared food?

the folk call it "having autism"

post a bette ranthem

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I took this picture

I curse the day I was born

there was probably as sperm that would have made me a chad
but instead the sperm containing faulty DNA won

idiot you are the sperm

>postmenopausal gf acting like she's on the rag
I don't know why I keep booking this circus

We had this same German textbook at my high school, it's from the early 90s if I remember correctly. Post some "Willie and Millie", bitte.

Isn't that sad? We wouldn't be born if our fathers had chosen to jerk off instead of fuck that day

wow, it took me this long to recover from that sick burn

thin layer chromatography today buds

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thread theme

>I know everyone reviles me
>I know everyone hates me
>Let them hate me, let them revile me
Black crows fly over the graveyard
>And yell sadly: "It's not worth it, it's not worth it!"
>I lean against a grave
>And yell with them: "It's not worth it, it's not worth it!"

>Like clouds driven by the win
>My thought run afar
>For something noble, unknown
>My heart longs, my heart longs

>Let my roses wither
>Let my hopes fade away
>I can cry or I can laugh
>I don't care, I don't care

Truly, the pinnacle of Latvian poetry

youtube.com/watch?v=o0Hj5BZlYmk

We had a poet who with dark stuff too

Here, Doctor, take these scissors… cut
My most exceptional persona…
Who cares if vermin should englut
My heart completely when I die?!

Alas! A vulture has alighted on my fate!
And the aquatic diatomaceae thither…
Their capsulated cryptogam will wither
On contact with that right hand’s weight.

So let my life disintegrate
The same as a decaying cell
A barren egg, aberrant birth;

But let this aggregate of longings dwell
and knock on the perpetual bars
Of the last line I write on earth!

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Aren't mothers divine? I hope one day I can find a woman worthy of being my future sons mother.

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pretty sure you're going to need wide layer chromatography when studying your body lipids, FATTY!