/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

>eurosissies
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For Daisy!

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hey bud

pow boom plowy guns

Post church memes
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Every fucking thread.

EVERY

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THREAD

I swear, if Canada continues to post finnish jesus, I'll go up to Alberta and shoot him.

Hallo!

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:3

I didn't know it upset you so much.
I guess I'll stop.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIN

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me in the screen

That's it, I'm fucking done...

I don't want to live in the same world as Alberta anymore...

Gonna wander round the streets alone during lunch time ;__;

BAHHHHHH NO DON'T DO IT

I wish I were American.

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>alone
go and get that coffee boy

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*dies*

lel

Well dang.

where do you wish to live in the US?

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Oregon

*Uses voodoo to come back to life*

lel

He is a witch!!

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disgusting

Haiti will become the first colony of the Louisiana empire.

What's wrong with Oregon?

the people

later going now

its oregon

I actually spilled my spaghettio with him the other day lol

What's wrong with the people?

oh? What happened?

also you should make a steam

c*mmies
or*gonites have the worst kind of people, the forest hippies

really shitty edition

He was about to leave then saw me and stepped in a bit to say hi how are you and stuff and I wasn’t expecting that and I had a very unintelligible mumbling of words

do you like guns acadiana

that's not so bad

Not him.
Sure, I do.

>not him
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I thought you were from Provence

No

sorry

Tears flowing as I head into the light remembering that morning

I guess yes
I tried some guns in a shooting range
pic related gives me a boner
I don't know shit about guns overall though

look at my flags, cunt

c'est toi le languedocien qui vient de temps en temps ? Où sont tes drapeaux ?

>look at my flags
that's why I thought you were him

idk why I thought he was from Vars

Oh, I see now. We have those in B.C. Terrible.

Hey... uhhhhhh...
If any of you guys happen to come across a qt kinky haired black girl, uhhhh....
Just, let me know...alright ?

Thanks.

>qt black girl
tall fucking order

do you have guns ?
I shot with pic related (Zastava M92) and some Glock once

didn't know you were into bestiality

I have a shit and wessen pistol that my dad gave me when I moved to uni. My dad has a few guns that I've shot with tho. the AR-15 is pretty neat

>haha blacc grils r animals ur fugging a lidderal ape XDDD

reddit.

hnnnnnnnng

>racism
>reddit

Reddit as in the statement he made dumbo.

It's repetitive.

from the Var*
Why did you thought that

>be american
>dad don't wanna get you shot at school so he gives you a gun
wew

>AR-15
what do i keep hearing about this gun and why do americans like it so much?

memes aside I've rarely met attractive black women
But there's not a lot here in the south at the same time

>what do i keep hearing about this gun and why do americans like it so much?
cheap and easy to shoot while drunk

I've met some attractive black girls, all of them light skinned though.

>Why did you thought that
idk, I thought he had autismflags at one point and had them set to the Var

>c'est toi le languedocien qui vient de temps en temps ? Où sont tes drapeaux ?
Non, je suis de la région nantaise, je suis plus souvent sur /cum/ car il y a davantage d'américains.

Cheap relatively speaking
Lots of parts that you can swap on very easily to customize it
Little recoil and accurate, good for target shooting

Basically the Honda Civic of guns

Yes I remember a light skinned black girl in middleschool desu she was hot
And when I met in the south, I meant the south of France

What's the point of having a assault rifle when you can just use a pistol? I don't understand why a civilian would need a gun this big

when i said in the south*

>I don't understand why a civilian would need a gun this big
Because I want one

also just watch the original Red Dawn lmao

hello qtbois

It is useful for hunting some certain animals; like boars or moose. Good for self defense in the occasion of a home invasion. Also muh well-regulated militia

>SHALL
>NOT
>BE
>INFRINGED

Get in

What's the south of France like ?

Is it better than the northern part of France ?

Pic related is my gf just to let you know :)

>I don't understand why a civilian would need a gun this big
Many of them aren't much longer than three feet, or about a meter
And it is WAY easier and more comfortable to shoot rifles than pistols (Over a long period of time) like when target shooting

That said, pistols are overwhelmingly used for actual self defense due to being small and handy, whereas for getting rid of animals you can get shotguns or use rifles, really anything that can put something down FAST

this is pretty fucking based

y/n

I like it, good job.

Yes.

Ye

>10,000 hours in MS Paint
what is the spear supposed to be, is it a JWB reference

Or this?

>tfw the whole contest was killed because some activist outside of SD complained about Injun symbolism being "appropriated"

>Injun symbolism
every culture on the planet has symbolism involving the sun

also, why would it be a problem anyway. It's like people being upset over the Redskins name, you don't imitate something you despise

I like the first one better.
You'd think they would be happy with more Injun symbols making it into the mainstream. More representation and all that jazz.

>What's the south of France like ?
where I lived is the med part. Everything on the left of the Languedoc is different. The south (we also call it the Midi) is known for being lazy

>Is it better than the northern part of France ?
It's mostly poorer. But I feel like people here are more welcoming and friendly here than the rest. I've lived here all my life so I may be biased, but people are nicer here than what I've met in Strasbourg (but it's a big city so it may be different around).
I can't really generalize the south because it can be really different from a department to another. And in many ways France divides itself horizontally and vertically

>don't appropriate the sun reee

It's the crosses
They're medicine wheels

>also, why would it be a problem anyway
>Tourist heavy state doesn't want to be associated with being racist in 2012
The natives were completely indifferent save the faggots who cry about not having the western half of the state because "muh treaty"
Some KKK-esq people East River also didn't like the medicine wheel stuff because, you know

>Bill died because some """journalist""" in New York said "Das rayciss"
Also fuck you Florida give us back our fucking motto

I've always thought the medicine wheel would make a cool symbol for a flag. Pic related is an alternate Canadian flag I made for kicks and giggles.

We must gain a Hungarian to complete the trifecta.

/dixie/ is a Russian psyop to create a right-wing separatist movement in the US.

All American /dixie/ posters should considered traitors.

wow...

>conway spamming anime on /fr/

based
why the blood drops though on the pelican?

>spamming
literally two posts you massively butthurt autist

What if we're not American?

here's my attempt at North Carolina, think it looks kind of third world though

Represents sacrifice, a pelican piercing her breast so she can feed her children.

It also symbolizes Jesus.

>why the blood drops though on the pelican?
Catholics used to thing that Pelicans would pierce their breasts and feed their young with their own blood. It was a metaphor for the sacrifice of Christ, you see pelicans in the windows of a lot of churches

already too much

never seen a single Danish post on this site which wasn't fucking retarded

that's pretty cool

Just use this and accept your fate as a Texas ripoff.

>Virgin Pelican
or
>Chad Pheasant

get fucked lol