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[Adam Torres]

vacuum edition

[Noah Nguyen]

anyone in the greater manchester area fancy a scrap?

[James Harris]

couldnt fit my fingers into the hole at the start so i put two cotton buds into there and pulled away from eachother. when i could fit fingers i would do the same but with fingers.

[Christian Parker]

liverpool mentions in the last thread: 5

[Carter Nguyen]

reminder

[Charles Torres]

taught my oxford interviewer how planes work and he hired me on the spot

[Leo Long]

the cute girl with the cute ears didn't know how planes worked when i asked her today

[Hunter Taylor]

favourite part of being an adult is realizing literally nothing that happens to children matters to me anymore.

state education abolished? doesn't matter.
national service on turning 16? not my problem
P.E. every day? good idea

[Lincoln Powell]

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[Xavier Rogers]

hired as a toilet cleaner i mean