/brit/

me doing a fat line
i.4cdn.org/gif/1507220651132.webm

thats 5 too many

european cities feel so small and provincial, and the nice old architecture never extends past a tiny tourist infested core. their suburbs are like north american suburbs but with less space. post war UK is honestly a grim place outside of the picturesque rural areas

yeah ahhaha thats mental, isnt it?
*talks to someone better looking*

I’m listening to more Black Sabbath, I really like “Paranoid” even though it’s not a proper/full song, it definitely relate to the lyrics.

At work I talked tonnes, my victims were two coworkers before the start of my shift, just work stuff, I was happy to be talking, big smile on my face throughout, the first one I chatted to for a minute was the little guy on my way in and the other was the tall guy for a solid 5 minutes, work stuff both time, same icebreaker by me and during both conversations I brought up how I’ve cost the company £500.

Later in the day I spoke to the woman who sits next to me, I fucked up, I did that old thing where I get argumentative and take the stance opposite my conversations partner for the sake of generating/continuing conversation. The final series of short conversations were with the guy who sits opposite me, he’s pretty cool, plays a lot of vidya (but not Persona 5), surprisingly he is a bit mean though, called a coworker annoying. I feel bad about the conversation with the womam, she made efforts to initiate with me.

Walking from work in the rain was comfy. I’ve been fantasising a lot about having a gf recently so that I’d look normal to others.

Watched The Apprentice at home. My diet is continuing to go well, just a banana and yoghurt for lunch again.

Helen Clark [Prime Minister]: Michael, I have a bit of news I should make you aware of...
Michael Cullen [Minister of Finance]: Yes, I do know, Helen, the Mauri Pacific party has died.
Helen Clark : Uh, no, actually, it's that this morning, well, I set up a Kiwi bank.
Ruth Dyson [Minister for Women's affairs]: ...what?
Michael Cullen: You did what? You s- you set up a bank?
Phil Goff [Phil Goff]: I had a moment of weakness and Jim exploited it, like Roger Douglas!
Helen Clark : Yeah, well, we didn't really have much choice because it was all going to piss in a kettle here, so we had to get the coalition deal out of the way.
Michael Cullen: What are you talking about? What coalition?
Helen Clark : We were having a preliminary meeting with the Alliance when Phil was starting to cry, the greens were having a meltdown, it was getting embarrassing!
Michael Cullen: You bought a bank out of social embarrassment? I sometimes buy "The Dominion Post" out of social embarrassment, I don't buy a fucking bank!
Helen Clark: Michael, this is so fucking us!
Mike Munro[Press Secretary]: Hold on, let's just wind back, let's just get this straight so that I can deal with you two properly, how much is this bank?
Helen Clark & Phil Goff:Well, uh, two billion.
Mike Munro: Sweet Tracey Emin!
Ruth Dyson: Two billion?!
Phil Goff: Alright, don't need to shit yourself about it, because we're not buying it. Okay? It's funded by taxes.
Ruth Dyson: Oh, that's alright then!
Michael Cullen: Oh! Great, the triple! I'm a Rogernome, a banker, and now I'm raising fucking TAXES?!!

enjoy having disposable income and am a better person from being forced into being social, to each his own though

This is the way step inside

...

want to beat the shit out of a woman