mista thug isolation edition
/brit/
fucking HOWLING, will we be seeing alan anytime soon?
BLOCKS your rap music
youtube.com
das it Mane
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BUT THE CREW STAY THICK THROUGH THE COLDEST WINTER
haha wow same haha
1am in bangkok so probably not tonight
there's a bigger chance of us seeing him than there is with him seeing any citations
any elton lad in?
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pic, my wife got a new tat! so cute
you gonna spin up some asmr and get comfy?
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I'm getting neck from this dime ho, booty like a rhino
What's her name, hell if I know
"fucking HOWLING, will we be seeing alan anytime soon?"
- anonymous
there, you have more citations than alan
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I was pretty busy today and didn't see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle much and she messaged me later on saying "oi, I miss you" then an angry emoji.
she won't report me, she likes (and possibly loves) me.
I'll just tell them she asked me if I'd shag Caitlyn Jenner if she does report me.
part of the gimmick desu, I play a heightened version of myself
want to pet this cat
bet she's very soft
GOT SO MUCH WASHING UP TO DO AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
absolute state of that barnet
feeling a bit peckish even though i had tea only an hour ago
Is that really Charli XCX?
you're going to get HR'd
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>part of the gimmick desu, I play a heightened version of myself
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love saturday night's alright for fighting desu
dont forget to add terrible shirts on that list
soo
I too enjoy Steve-O and Charlie Sheen ahahaha
charli xcx looks as though she reeks of cum and sweat at all times
canadians are so pathetic
he's in the new kingsman film, kinda surreal
got piles and/or worms lads
ringpiece is constantly itchy
need a quick rundown on Alan
would bet a large amount of dosh that /brit/ has a better taste in music than Sup Forums
reckon the yank accidentally killed someone during his time in the ambulance team and has PTSD
some algerian runt that got bullied out of /fr/, so he came here (god knows why), now hes getting bullied out of here
Harvey Weinstein is an absolute lad. Imagine having the balls to just start wanking in front of a woman.
just got back from uni lads
has alan been doxxed or something?
surprised at how many people have listened to LUM in this thread
tried to catch up with an old online mate i haven't messaged properly in months, maybe even a year
he didn't seem to want to chat for long though :(
yes
bitch i got ten thousaaaand
multiply a hundreeed
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need a office girl with cute ears desu
but don't work in an office
do you not have testicles of your own or something
don't blame him
need to react a silyl ether protected alcohol butyne with ethylmagnesium bromide, then transfer this alkynyl grignard to a flask containing trimethylborate at -78*C to form the alkyne-boronic acid
then need to react this with n-methyliminodiacetic acid to form the BMIDA boron species
le sigh
Pretty much whenever a mentally ill/attention seeking JF comes here, they're also well known on other generals. Alan, Beto, Hatiano, Machine Jew... all well known outside of /brit/ even though we think they're our gimmicks
>I’m listening to more Black Sabbath, I really like “Paranoid” even though it’s not a proper/full song, it definitely relate to the lyrics.
i don't
i'm just filled with a sense of regret for not preserving old friendships
paki rapist who moved to thailand so he can rape with impunity
he's in his mid 30s, a bald manlet, and has reverse body dysmorphia
wish benzos had no side effects
haha more like a BMIDA moron (thats you)
>Catch me on the news, being interviewed, wearing your jewels
Saying "I saw it all, but I don't know who the shooter is"
One of my favs
hey do you watch Rick and Morty? :D
Did anyone attend Amer's trial?
i'm off work till thursday and i'm going to do loads and loads of cocaine tonight and there's NOTHING anyone can do to stop me hahahahahahha
they don't other than the withdrawal being hell on earth
like short term memory loss?
NEED to be dominated by a woman with a strapon.
need a new group of best friends since i've clearly lost touch with all the friends i used to have
no such trial occurred
justice for are charlie
reckon playing a new fifa game gets boring once you've heard all of the new songs
>polaboos trial delayed (again)
fuck sakes
the lads
saw someone burn to death
saw a dead guy frozen to the ground with his daughter crying hysterically nearby
saw another guy frozen to the sidewalk after he fell and broke his hip
saw a friend i grew up with get hit by a drunk driver and fall into a coma
saw a diabetic woman with her feet rotting off with maggots and everything
saw a suicidal drunk man jump off the roof of his apartment as soon as we pulled into his driveway. he ended up breaking his leg and his hip and was screaming in agony
haven't talked to anyone other than family members in months
haven't seen a friend in person since 2014
don't like their economic views
tip: omitting the first word of this post makes for a fitting description of thailad as well
RIP lil nigga
FUCK white people
what is alans relation to Thailad?
can not trust any politician that does not regularly wear a hat, katter's my guy
saw a lot of qts today
makes me wish i had a gf
post naughty slags
fuck me thats grim
too socialist?
hmm
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>reverse body dysmorphia
why do americans look so weird
even the ugly chavs in the UK have some semblance of structure in their faces
any thereportoftheweek man in?
jesus christ that's awful
what made you want the job in the first place? could never do that desu
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a diet of aspartame and high fructose corn syrup
good lad
what the fuck is lapsang souchong
the bradley poster is at it again
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>saw another guy frozen to the sidewalk after he fell and broke his hip
fucking hell
he desperately wants to hang out with thailad but thailad won't because alan is a complete basketcase desu
imagine a man in his 30s who goes on Sup Forums and posts shirtless pictures of himself while making up stories about sexual conquests
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yeah
feeling very bloated lads
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