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mista thug isolation edition

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fucking HOWLING, will we be seeing alan anytime soon?

BLOCKS your rap music
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das it Mane

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BUT THE CREW STAY THICK THROUGH THE COLDEST WINTER

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haha wow same haha

1am in bangkok so probably not tonight

there's a bigger chance of us seeing him than there is with him seeing any citations

any elton lad in?

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pic, my wife got a new tat! so cute
you gonna spin up some asmr and get comfy?

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I'm getting neck from this dime ho, booty like a rhino
What's her name, hell if I know

"fucking HOWLING, will we be seeing alan anytime soon?"
- anonymous

there, you have more citations than alan

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I was pretty busy today and didn't see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle much and she messaged me later on saying "oi, I miss you" then an angry emoji.

she won't report me, she likes (and possibly loves) me.

I'll just tell them she asked me if I'd shag Caitlyn Jenner if she does report me.
part of the gimmick desu, I play a heightened version of myself

want to pet this cat
bet she's very soft

GOT SO MUCH WASHING UP TO DO AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

absolute state of that barnet

feeling a bit peckish even though i had tea only an hour ago

Is that really Charli XCX?

you're going to get HR'd

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>part of the gimmick desu, I play a heightened version of myself

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love saturday night's alright for fighting desu

dont forget to add terrible shirts on that list

soo

I too enjoy Steve-O and Charlie Sheen ahahaha

charli xcx looks as though she reeks of cum and sweat at all times

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goyim

canadians are so pathetic

he's in the new kingsman film, kinda surreal

got piles and/or worms lads

ringpiece is constantly itchy

need a quick rundown on Alan

would bet a large amount of dosh that /brit/ has a better taste in music than Sup Forums

reckon the yank accidentally killed someone during his time in the ambulance team and has PTSD

some algerian runt that got bullied out of /fr/, so he came here (god knows why), now hes getting bullied out of here

Harvey Weinstein is an absolute lad. Imagine having the balls to just start wanking in front of a woman.

just got back from uni lads

has alan been doxxed or something?

surprised at how many people have listened to LUM in this thread

tried to catch up with an old online mate i haven't messaged properly in months, maybe even a year

he didn't seem to want to chat for long though :(

yes

bitch i got ten thousaaaand

multiply a hundreeed

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need a office girl with cute ears desu

but don't work in an office

do you not have testicles of your own or something

don't blame him

need to react a silyl ether protected alcohol butyne with ethylmagnesium bromide, then transfer this alkynyl grignard to a flask containing trimethylborate at -78*C to form the alkyne-boronic acid

then need to react this with n-methyliminodiacetic acid to form the BMIDA boron species

le sigh

Pretty much whenever a mentally ill/attention seeking JF comes here, they're also well known on other generals. Alan, Beto, Hatiano, Machine Jew... all well known outside of /brit/ even though we think they're our gimmicks

>I’m listening to more Black Sabbath, I really like “Paranoid” even though it’s not a proper/full song, it definitely relate to the lyrics.

i don't

i'm just filled with a sense of regret for not preserving old friendships

paki rapist who moved to thailand so he can rape with impunity

he's in his mid 30s, a bald manlet, and has reverse body dysmorphia

wish benzos had no side effects

haha more like a BMIDA moron (thats you)

>Catch me on the news, being interviewed, wearing your jewels
Saying "I saw it all, but I don't know who the shooter is"
One of my favs

hey do you watch Rick and Morty? :D

Did anyone attend Amer's trial?

i'm off work till thursday and i'm going to do loads and loads of cocaine tonight and there's NOTHING anyone can do to stop me hahahahahahha

they don't other than the withdrawal being hell on earth

like short term memory loss?

NEED to be dominated by a woman with a strapon.

need a new group of best friends since i've clearly lost touch with all the friends i used to have

no such trial occurred

justice for are charlie

reckon playing a new fifa game gets boring once you've heard all of the new songs

>polaboos trial delayed (again)

fuck sakes

the lads

saw someone burn to death
saw a dead guy frozen to the ground with his daughter crying hysterically nearby
saw another guy frozen to the sidewalk after he fell and broke his hip
saw a friend i grew up with get hit by a drunk driver and fall into a coma
saw a diabetic woman with her feet rotting off with maggots and everything
saw a suicidal drunk man jump off the roof of his apartment as soon as we pulled into his driveway. he ended up breaking his leg and his hip and was screaming in agony

haven't talked to anyone other than family members in months
haven't seen a friend in person since 2014

don't like their economic views

tip: omitting the first word of this post makes for a fitting description of thailad as well

RIP lil nigga

FUCK white people

what is alans relation to Thailad?

can not trust any politician that does not regularly wear a hat, katter's my guy

saw a lot of qts today
makes me wish i had a gf

post naughty slags

fuck me thats grim

too socialist?

hmm

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>reverse body dysmorphia

imperative poll

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why do americans look so weird
even the ugly chavs in the UK have some semblance of structure in their faces

any thereportoftheweek man in?

jesus christ that's awful
what made you want the job in the first place? could never do that desu

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a diet of aspartame and high fructose corn syrup

good lad

what the fuck is lapsang souchong

the bradley poster is at it again

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>saw another guy frozen to the sidewalk after he fell and broke his hip
fucking hell

he desperately wants to hang out with thailad but thailad won't because alan is a complete basketcase desu

imagine a man in his 30s who goes on Sup Forums and posts shirtless pictures of himself while making up stories about sexual conquests

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yeah

feeling very bloated lads

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