/brit/

any elton lad in?

youtube.com/watch?v=CXTa8taaNvI

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pic, my wife got a new tat! so cute
you gonna spin up some asmr and get comfy?

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I'm getting neck from this dime ho, booty like a rhino
What's her name, hell if I know

"fucking HOWLING, will we be seeing alan anytime soon?"
- anonymous

there, you have more citations than alan

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I was pretty busy today and didn't see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle much and she messaged me later on saying "oi, I miss you" then an angry emoji.

she won't report me, she likes (and possibly loves) me.

I'll just tell them she asked me if I'd shag Caitlyn Jenner if she does report me.
part of the gimmick desu, I play a heightened version of myself

want to pet this cat
bet she's very soft

GOT SO MUCH WASHING UP TO DO AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH