Filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv

>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv.
>knows his ugly fucking whore wife is watching, slamming her brown taint with her "Harley" baseball bat.
>knows if he hugs christina, his wife will kill him. He will be banned from watching her and the bull for a MONTH AT LEAST.
>Quickly turns away blindly grabbing the nearest guy on stage to hug him instead, thanks god its a black bull. He feels safe again.
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.
>leno gestures wildly attempting to distract the audience.
>Christina looks confused and sad. Her feet hurt and she has been waiting all day to say hi to the director of some of her favorite movies.

Over the years, I've seen this posted so many times but I've yet to understand what is happening

Are you upset that the rather portly man in the sports clothing didn't hug that woman?

What are you trying to convey here?

I've wondered this too, I don't need a paragraph pasta to remind me Kevin Smith is human pollution.

It's buttmad Christina Aguilera fags who are mad as hell because Kevin didn't acknowledge that fat whore.

This desu, chicks a fat whore who cant sing.

fat whore but i want to put my willy in her and suck on da tiddies

It's Kevin Smith cuckposting

YALL NIGGAS MAD AS HELL

Top kek. Kevin Smith is a pathetic excuse of a human being, just look at the disgust in her eyes when she looks at him.

how come some guys get really mad if you insult women? and their looks?

I love dynamic pasta

She may be a fat whore but girl can sing.

Would you dunk your oreo in her mouth brehs

how come some guys get really mad at women? and their looks?

Fat and poorly dressed, pretty much sums up the average American

she doesnt even look like a fucking person anymore just generic blonde human # 02111

This picture will never fail to crack me up.

everyone at school and college had her ugly fucking backside sticking out of that pool doughnut as their wallpaper, I remember when I started doing graphics 12 years ago and some girl was complaining about the use of Photoshop in magazines, the whole time I was thinking they probably used it on the fake-tan and makeup floating in the pool like an oil leak while at the same time wondering when the girl would shut her trap because she did the same fucking thing with her myspace and that if people did unfuck uglys with a computer program she would be out of a fucking job.

God damn Christina is thicc as fuck
Would fuckin smash

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>her ugly fucking backside sticking out of that pool doughnut

I must question your sexuality

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Do you think Kevin regrets not hugging her?

fucking rekt

because you're actually insulting those guys' taste

no, but if you like that you are probably into traps now

I fapped to this image at least 100 times when I was 15-16 years old.

oh man, you can just see that jay likes em T H I C C

He's not smiling at all, he's in kill-mode.

>Christina looks confused and sad

those feels ;_; I will cheer you up, Christina!

Even after all this time, you still are and forever will be my only waifu.

BRUHS

>Christina Aguilera is 36 years old now.

yeah, thats why he's checking her ass out two times in maybe four seconds

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>this thread again

how many times has this been made?

how many days has it been?

years?

>who cant sing.

you have fucking brain damage, she has a fantastic vocal range

>some literally who, know only for being a fat nerd and making a single decent movie 25 years ago
>not acknowladging one of biggest pop stars of all time

yeah, I'm devastated by that. fat fuck probably dropped spaghetti in her presence

The time takes it toll on everybody.

But we will always have memories.

>tfw you can't post majority of her dirrrrrty photoshoots since they contain nipples

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Christina is a slimy whore who shit out two kids for some rich ugly Jew.

Whatever. I liked Genie in a Bottle and Come On Over Christina more anyway.

Jesus chrsit

more

u mad h8r?

OK KEVIN

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speaking of 50 year olds

>beaner

I don't see the point of this, I ignore"thicc" sluts like this all the time and they give the exact same look

Who's this?

salma hayek you fucking retard

literally who?

You know what they say about aging.

Milk and Wine.

did Kevin Smith really sue image hosting companies into taking down that real paparazzi photo of him eating a block of cheese as he gassed up his SUV? I heard a rumor about that happening, and I posted that photo to my facebook account while it was hosted on imgur and it was removed for whatever reason - from imgur, not facebook.

Kevin Smith doesn't give a shit about some washed up pop star that is only famous for being someone people wanted to fuck.

Get over it.

The arm with the block of cheese is photoshopped in from a different image. So no, that probably didn't happen.

literally all my HNNNNNNGGG
i'm so glad she did that before it got to late, her body is flawless

regardless of whether or not it's a photoshop, you can't find that image online anymore. and if you were to find it, there's a good possibility that you'd be unable to upload it to image hosting sites. Kevin Smith is the type of person to take legal action against a photoshop of himself.

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It's a thinly veiled thicc christina thread

I've wanted to bury my face in that ass since that fhm magazine came out

She's part Lebanese

lol gross

Kevin is a slimy fat nerd who shits out 5000 worth of calories each day

that picture is glued into my mind

i bet ill remember it when im 80

Fuckin A

19 year old xtina is hotter

>intentionally ignoring and snubbing the incredibly sexy and gorgeous christina aguilera
>meanwhile his wife is an ugly cunt
this manchild is the king of cucks

>YALL NIGGAS MAD AS HELL
wtf are we mad about?...
niggers are truly dumb as a bag of shit

does kevin do yoga?

Why does he still dress like a child?

she is perfection

uh... duh!

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wtf i love black women now

I doubt that very much. There's plenty of fly-by-night image or other hosts that wouldn't have some kind of crazy CIA filter on them.

So many faps

Back to Sup Forums retarded manchilreen

im not going to take this anymore...

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>yoga in makeup, earrings, sluttly clothing, and in front of a well placed statue of Buddha

She's so deep

not to mention the professional film and photography crews. that makes it especially deep.

Jays such a fucking pervert, look at him
What a creep

That sketchers ad with her as a cop arresting another christina aguilera bent over the hood of a car was my first fap

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

My fucking dick

I bet she still hates Kevin to this day

>like O M G, a man attracted to women

Half of the posts itt are buttmad womyn lel