>and your other badge
And your other badge
>we were plan b
>reaches for his ankle dildo holder
>it's a frog pepe movies tropes thread
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Why is Pepe such a weirdo?
>and your tactical prosthetic leg
you never did that?
I don't believe u
>and the horse you road in on
>and your other gun
>in English Doc
>goodbye horses starts playin
>and your other plane
>we caught you on camera gordo, it's all over buddy
>I-I crashed it sir
>Damnit Bane I'm tired of your reckless methods but goddamnit do they get the job done
>identity of rapist/murderer/pedo is revealed
>looks like an average joe
>what did you expect, a monster?
>and your other shitjug
>I should have known I would find you here
>frog pepe
What other kind of Pepe is there?
>it's another frogposting episode of Sup Forums
God they really need to fire the writing team
you weird pepe!
>How did you know I did X?
>Wait hold up you did X?
>go to vitnim
>idain me sart playng
His form is infinite
>yes
>provide him with a fresh
>rectum
>...oh no, i don't do drugs
>what?! here, you HAVE TO try this
>ohhhh...alrighttttt!
>"I WANT YOU OFF THE FORCE!"
>"In English Doc?"
>police chief draws a crude stick figure and door on a piece of paper, then draws an arrow from the figure to the door
>You can't kill him, you're the good guy
>If I don't kill him I'll be just as bad as he is!
>science guy explains black holes
>makes a tesseract
>Pokes a pencil through it
>he's a loose cannon
>and he doesn't even get the job done
>but his dad is the boss so we've got to bear with him
>and your other gf
>character sits down at a bar
>"I'll have a beer"
>it's just a shot away starts playing
>a woman sits a his side
>cut to black
>he's furiously masturbating in his room
>Arrests an arrogant prick for a automobile related crime
>Is forced to release him because he is the son of an important man
>you're a loose cannon
>and your other cannon
made me laugh for some reason
No I do that but I have the decency to wear a bra at least
>takes a toke off a joint
>Woooooaaaaahhhhhh
>...and your other joint
post tits, honey
...
>time for plan b
>whats plan b
>THAT WAS PLAN B
Mobster dinner scene:
>Aye Frankie, pass the lasagna
>Ma! Where's the spaghetti?
>Gabagool
>italians
>they're actually southern italians
>San Francisco scene
>Sounds of men having sex start playing
>I like this kid, he's got balls
>HOWEVER, you don't talk to a gangsta like that
>*rips off his balls*
>and your other balls
holy fuck i actually burst out laughing
fuck i love these threads
art imitates life
>you're a loose cannon
in english doc
>Cannon gets loose
>You're a loose cannon!
kek
>user almost gets quads
>check these
-- on the firing range --
[Older Male Cop presents his service pistol to the new female recruit]
Older Male Cop: This is a Glock 40, have you ever shot a gun bef-
[Young Female Recruit takes his Glock 40, adeptly disassembles the pistol, then reassembles it, then loads it and unloads the whole clip into the paper target, getting nothing but bulleyes]
Young Female Recruit: Not bad, I think I'll hang onto this one
[Young Female Recruit holsters pistol and leaves the firing range, swaying her hips left to right and right to left as she does]
[Older Male Cop remains standing there, eyes wide in shock]
>Horror movie
>Closes the bathroom cabinet
>Monster's reflection appears
What?
It's "and your gun" you fucking retard
Laughed at this for about 10 seconds.
Name seven movies where this happens.
>swaying her hips left to right
its too real
>Older Male Cop and his colleague turn to look at each other with expressions of shock
your house right now
don't check under the bed ;)
>Twin brother and sister
>Sister was born minutes before the brother
>Name something white and sticky that goes inside your wife's womb
Good addition, I was originally going to go with Older Male Cop looks directly at the camera and silently mouthes the word "Wow" but I think that was just a gay porno I watched
Lost
>Character is in a coma
>Nurse is shaving his beard
>Suddenly he wakes up, she nicks his balls
>Yeah, she was shaving his balls
Kek
Both me btw
Phantasm
Halloween 2
The Omen
...
Nice tits desu
aII me
>Girl opens bathroom cabinet
>Sinister music intensifies
>Nothing happens when she closes it
>Drops toothbrush on the floor
>Bends down to pick it up
>No music
>Gets back up
>BOO! Monster in the mirror!
>character takes credit for someone else's work
>it ain't me starts playing
Literally all me, desu.
Gotcha! Bet you didn't see that one coming, huh? Huh?
>character gets dubs
>Singles?? You're a loose cannon Kowalski
>Yeah that's right, you're Polish.
>Hey, kid
>Catch these dubs
These threads are usually p funny, but this one is shit desu
>Cop kills the bad dude
>Throws his badge away and walks off
...
checked boss
Checked
>and your axe
Be careful. People have been banned for doing this.
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>The police chief is an asshole
>hes the final boss
>...And your other asshole
...
>Cut the red wire.
>It's always the red wire.
>your left
>...and your other left
>Last day before retirement
>Shot
>They are all red!
>cut the red wire
>I can't, I'm colorblind
>Closes eyes and cuts a random wire
>Opens one eye slightly and peeks at the digital screen
>00:00:01
>being too old for this shit
>character goes to take a shit
>doesn't spend 45 minutes sitting on the toilet
>Picking what movies to watch to pass the time while shitting
>character wakes up
>his sheets arent covered in various bodily stains