I'm the Sheriff 'round these parts, Bane

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cloister

You're cloister.

The Man with no Bane?

It feels good to be out of the plane

In the plane, you can't remember smee and maimen because there ain't no one to give a flight plan

big guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, big guyyyyyyyyy, big guy big big guy big guy

big guuuuuuyyyyy

Pffft, nice hat Calamity Jane.

for you

this meme never gets old

it always finds a way to reinvent itself.

You're a big feller

What's going on here?

For y'all.

What in Abrogation!??

pure kino aka art

They work for the outlaw, the masked bandit.

Bandit Bane?

fuck off with this unfunny dead meme shit you fucking retards

Get this here hothead outta my sallon!

Have a (You) pardner, I reckon it's what yer here for.

Deputy remove this man, he suffers from sun exposure.

you're a good guy

First one to talk gets to stay on this here Locomotive!

for you!

>not realizing that part of what makes this funny is that it's been going for such a long fucking time

Gee wilikers you sure are a big hombre

This 'ere train catalog lists me, mah deputies, but 'nly one of y'all.

Firs one tah talk gits tuh stay on mah train.

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Quit yer hollerin', doc, this ain't no time to be gittin' all agitated!

HE DINNAE RIDE SO GUD!

WHO WANTS TAH TRY NEX?

Tell me about Arnold!

Why does he wear the glasses?

Doc Pavel, I'm S.H.E.R.I.F.F.

Didn't nobody pay me no mind afore I took to coverin' my face

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No one gave a hoot who i was till i put on the bandana

WAS RELEASING UNO FARTO PART OF YOUR PLAN?

WHERE'S THE TNT!?

can someone do bane robbing the stock exchange but it's a wild west bank robbery

This plane ain't big enough for the both of us

sallon?

lost

Put them on board, I'll telegram it in.

>He's prolly wonderin why someone would gun down a fella 'fore puttin him out ta pasture
>'Least you ain't a yella-belly

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A TWO-BIT RANCHHAND

Well done bane, you got yourself inside the sheriff prison, what ya gonna do now big boy?

for uma

"What in aviation" would have been the one to do

Goddamnit 4chin did it again

Which one of you fellers is the real masked man?

>My ma warned me about gettin in stage coaches wit strange cow hands.
>This ain't a stage coach, missy.

Fucking god dammit why did you have to say these things?

Perhaps the varmit is wonderin' why y'all shoot a man before hangin' em.

If I pull that bandana off that there face a yers, will ya die?

It'd be mighty painful

Yer a big enough fella i reckon

Fer ya

Did we start the brush fire?

pure kino

>if I take off that bandana would you die?
>it would hurt worse than a rattlesnake losing its fangs
>you're a big cowboy
>you misheard me

JOHN WAYNE?

fuckin KEK'D

this entire thread is funnier than it has any right to be

>sallon!
*saloon.

was gettin' hornswaggled part of y'alls plan

>mfw I realize that hot heads and hating this meme are probably people that actually love this meme the most
>mfw this shit makes me audibly laugh every time
>mfw I'm an autistic redditor

>rerailin' this here locomotive
>with no survivors!

>WHAT IN TARNATION

I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN IN A BURNIN' PLANE OF FIRE

Somebody get this hothead outta here!

or maybe he's thinkin why a man would throw him off of this here train before shooting em, now that don't make any got dang sense pardner

Top kek

>Get them on board I'll call it in.jpg

>this whole thread

>Professor Polk, I'm Federal Government.

y'all heard the good word of Dr. Bane Memeson's invigoratin' vitality oil? 30c a bottle, supplies limited!

So ye can talk, sugarcube

Bane: Did you bring a plane for me?

CIA: Well... looks like we're...

[snickers]

CIA: ...looks like we're shy one plane.

Bane: [shaking head] You brought two too many.

Well sherif I'm DIRTY DAN

>uhhh, you don't get to bring amigos.
>They aint no amigos of mine.

At least you can speak! Tell me now who are ya'll!

i reckon y'er cranium ain't at a propr temperature now is it?

Tell me bandit bane, are the flames arising?

BUTCH?

thaiat poor sum' biech idnt fly teu gewd
hew ganna tra' newxt?

THIS PLANE AINT LARGE ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US

YOURE A BIG GUY[\spoiler]

literally couldn't contain myself

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>>you misheard me

We 'ere to find out what that there medicine man told ya'll.

>have we brought the noose
>the fall will be long, brother

Fuck I need to get into westerns more this shit is lit.

San Francisco cocksucker, I'm The Gem Saloon.

I reckon..

>Doctor Pavel, I'm Marshalls. You dun get to bring yer buddies with ye
>They ain't my pardners
>Aint' problem esse no pesos for them
>Now why in God's holler would I want them?
>They work for the Ranchero, the masketta man
>Wayne? Put'em in the wagon, I'll telegram it in
>The train ride I telegraphed to my Marshall in El Paso has me, these fellas, Doctor Pavel Medicine Manbut only one of yer. Fers one to talk gets'a stay on muh train
>Who paid ye to get a hold of Dr Pavel Medicine Man? He didn't jump so good
>Who wants to try next? Tell me about Wayne? Why does he wear the bandana? Lotta loyalty for a 2 bit vaquero
>He be wondering why ye'd shoot a fella before throwing him out a train
>At least ye got a tongue. What's yer name?
>Me name is none yer business. What matters is my ranch. None cared who I was 'til I got the rebozo
>If I pulled that off would ye die?
>It would hurt like bastard
>Yer a big fella
>Fer ye
>Was getting lassoed part of ye plan?
>Of courshe. Doctor Pavel Medicine Man went to ye ranch not o'rs we had to find out if he loosened his tongue
>Shiet, I ain't told them shiet
>Wel, now ye got roped. What's next for ye ranchero?
>Derailing this train, with no survivors.

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>these plains ain't big enough for the two of us

If I pull that burr out will you die?

I say boy I say now lookie here son what in tarnation good's it do to shoot a man before you hurl em out of a locomotive that right there is dumber than barnyard dirt

Fucking kek

pure kino

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Banetido?

It's things like this that keep me coming back

same. coming to Sup Forums in the middle of the night and seeing this makes me happy.

>Get 'em on Bordillcalitin

who names a plan such a crazy jumble of letters?

>You're A. Bigeuy-
>FOREYU

Did A. Bigeuyforeyu not think CIA was capable of pronouncing his full last name or was he just being rude?