Recast LoTR

The TNG thread was fun, so let's roll to recast LoTR

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Kevin Hart

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George Lucas

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whoopi goldberg

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those soulless, dead eyes....who is dis that gives me the shills? she looks like a bitch that would murder his husband to get all the money

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>not knowing who mistress T is

Paul Dano

Idris Elba

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Rolling

We wuz Elrond

Amy Schumer

That could be great

Rolling Kurt Russel

so fucking close....
also, pic related

we were elves?

please for the love of god Danny DeVito as Gollum

Spud from Trainspotting

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Alec Baldwin

Lena Dunham.

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Jon Hamm

let's see what do the gods tell us....

Get them on the Eagles, I'll call it in.

Kek

Brendan Fraiser gets fucked out of another role yet again

Adam Devine

Memelord

Donald Trump, since he's technically an actor

LORD DENETHOR, I'M STEWARD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I don't know what this means.

Also, Amy Schumer

>dance off Sauron you and me!

check them

ples

rolling for based pete

>Alas, that these evil digits should be mine.

We have Aiden Gillan, now Christian Bale needs a role

throw carl a bone

Watch him end up getting 01.

Barack Obama

>he doesn't know the best action star of modern era

Melissa McCarthy

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viggoo mortenstien

I immediately regret this

You're suppose to recast the character.

Elijah Wood

James Earl Jones

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Ok this is getting silly now

rolling Orlando Bloom

Perfect casting.

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Lets see what

Perfect!
He can keep the same wig

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nice

rich evans

OUR CAST SO FAR

11- Starlord
22- Steve Harper
33- Sam Hyde
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77- Aiden Gillan
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69- Orlando Bloom
TRIPS- Idris Elba
QUADS
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Rolling
C'mon Kek don't let me down

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Don Cheadle

Rolling for Justin Trudeau

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Stephen Harper following this guy around, lmao

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Max Landis

put me in the screencap

based

This movie officially has one too many negros

Rolling

I once saw one of them at the market buying a fuckton of pumpkins and watermelons, I asked him for an autograph and he said only if I helped him getting all that shit to his car. I did and he gave me my autograph. such a fucking nice man.

Galadriel's riverdancing in LOTR really turned a 9/10 into a 10/10
Cate Blanchett is just amazing

Rolling for Daisy Ridley

Sorry Jeff, Memelord is the King of Gondor

DJT

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Casey affleck

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Ben Affleck

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here we go

Tom hardy

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EMMA WATSON

fuck that's a good shop

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He plays a hobbit yet remains his actual big size and its never addressed

HA HA HA HA HA CIA BEAT BANE TO 77

Hannibal Burress

Idris Elba

We can't cast dead niggas, although he would've been fly as fuck

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