Celebrity Encounter Stories

Any Celebrity Encounter stories?
Here is mine from when I me coconut-head from Ned's declassified

>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>ask him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my brand-new Ed Hardy shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off

I once ate at the same restaurant as Lindsey Lohan but that was a week after she went there and ate sushi, it was it provo Utah and it was full of MSG it was called the Happy Sumo

I introduced my mom to Q by accidentally pointing in his direction.

did he bugger her berryhole?

I rode the bus with Jake Lloyd

i rode a bus with a mongoloid once.

My dad works at Carl's Jr. He said Elon came to Carl's Jr. one day and he was a real dummy

My mom went to high school with a cousin of Bill Cosby. At one point he asked her to the prom. She turned him down, and in hindsight I think that was a good idea.

I'm more surprised by the fact that Elon Must eats at Carl's Jr.

Oh and my dad played a tennis match against a pre-teen Andre Agassi in the 80s and got his ass whooped.

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to The Applebee one day and he was a real dummy

My cousin works in the ad industry she is kinda friends with zoey dechanell, she went on vacation with one of the top football players and his model wife. Her sister was having a birthday party doner with part of my extended family and Karey from Muthbusters was there, she gave her a hug and whished her a happy birthday. I saw eddie murphy in nyc personally, also jessica simpson. My grandma sat on a flight with daddy yankee, they had a nice flight he sent her some things. used to have a signed hockey puck from an extremely famous hockey player my dad got. talked to some famous weatherwoman or anchorwoman from new york or something at my cousins daughters 1st birthday party

I once met Eddie at an Eton gathering. Being an earl from Morocco, I am quite the tall and rich black man. I didn't know who he was yet, but he got drunk off 2 teaspoons of champagne. By 10 pm he was on my lap begging for my huge cock.

I told him no, you're drunk. I won't do that to you. The last girl to get fucked by me had to get 7 stitches. "Eddie stretches, sir," he whispered seductively into my eardrum. And how could I not fall victim to the charms of this slender flame-haired freckley boy?

I brought him back to my penthouse apartment. He wobbled around like a cute girl with untied shoelaces. He'd been dressed impeccably, a double-breasted velvet Armani and I helped soothe him out of his clothes as he stared at me with glassy eyes. Something about his red, swollen lips took possession of me. I felt incredible shame for the graphic imagery that leapt into my mind from seeing them.

I asked him, how many have had the pleasure to wipe crystalline tears from your eyes? How many have gotten close enough to count the dots on your face? Too many, sir, too many, he told me sadly. He clutched at me, grappling like kim kardashian and her dignity. I held his dainty hands in mine, and told him, it was time for me to destroy his anus. He nodded and said yes sir, please do.

"Eddie Redmayne, you drive me positively mad," I whispered as I mounted him like a big black bull and penetrated the tightest cavity I have ever known, narrower than a root canal. He cried prettily and I soothed him while continuing to ravage that oscar-winning anus. his ivory skin contrasted my ebony flesh perfectly and i thought, what a man! willing to subjugate himself for one night to a black person... he was incredible.

We parted ways when he crept out of my bed the next morning to attend a casting call. Joked about needing a wheelchair after I'd been through with him. I'd asked him to stay, but he shook his head elegantly and said I would see him again someday. But he wouldnt see me.

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to Weinerschnitzel one day and he was a real dummy

My dad said the same thing and he's a retail salesman. He said Elon came to the Abercrombie's one day and he was a real dummy.

My dad said the same thing and he's a Mall Goth. He said Elon came to the Hot Topic one day and he was a real dummy.

My dads a 6'4 chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock and he said the same thing. He said Elon came into Wendy's one day and he was a real dummy.

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to the Jimmy John one day and he was a real dummy

My aunt and uncle met Dan Aykroyd when his car broke down in front of their house, and got his autograph.

I got an autograph from Loonette the Clown of The Big Comfy Couch.

That's about it, really.

Elon said the same thing. He said your dad came inside him one day and he was a real yummy cummy

>Dan Aykroyd
tfw I have a Dan Aykroyd hairline at 22
mcfucking kill me

Last week I was in Hollywood and wanted to take a selfie when Eric Roberts suddenly approached me. At first he just stood there and looked at me for a few seconds before asking "hey there what are you filming?"
I told him I was just about to take a selfie.
He said "oh, no, that's not how you make a movie. you have to make a video then it's a film haha!"
"heh... yeah I think a normal selfie will do just fine. After al-"
"Nonsense! Here, let me set the scene so we can film a nice take. Do you know what a "take" is? It's a term professionals like me use in the Biz, Biz meaning the film business."
"I really can't right now I'm sor-"
"So we'll just put you here and I'll walk across the street. Don't forget to yell action and cut haha."
"O-okay... y-yeah.."
"What do you mean okay? We haven't discussed my fee yet."
"O-oh.. I d-"
"What you got in your pockets?"

At that point I just ran away.

I have only met porn stars.

what a ricky retardo

I met Lexie Bell at Taco Bell AMA

i met jack black when school of rock was filming because my moms college roommate was the band manager for deep purple and you know what i actually dont know the logic behind this. all of those statements were related but in hindsight i dont see a realistic way they could have been connected. whatever i met jack black

>jack black
are you aware that he is a kike?

my brother saw the biebs getting takeout from a sushi place in LA

said he's like 5'6" max

Top kek

I didnt meet him but I saw the cory in the house dude when I was in like 6th grade.
>Be me sitting in Floridian tree
>Watching teens play baseball
>Cory kid and his older brother from Zoey 101 are playing
>Girl walks over to get signatures
>Baseball slams into the side of her head
>Everyones shocked
>corys whole crew starts stifling laughter
>Girls walks off in blood and tears
>WTF am I watching?

I met this guy when i was in elementary in the 2000s, our teachers took us out of class to watch three people perform a small show for us. He was one of the actors on stage, i talked to him after and asked him if he was Eric from malcolm in the middle and he said yes with a big smile.

did Cory give her some BBC?

Closest I got is Doug Walker, and that was just a "hi I like your show" at amke

>at a work event at a hotel in new orleans
>step outside when we break for lunch to smoke a cig
>sitting on a bench just people watching
>gillian jacobs walks out of the hotel and is standing next to me on the curb
>prob look like an autist as i glare at her to make sure its her
>hyperventilate as i try to think of something to say
>she quickly calls a taxi over and drives out of my life forever

This entire thread is bait, but I met the guy who played Biff in Back to the Future in line at the Dayton airport. He was a nice guy and we joked a bit about how much flying sucked.

I met the penguin from the Kid's Cuisine box at Chelsea Market.
He wouldn't take a picture with me or sign an autograph. He told me to "fuck off and get a life"

did you stiffy his biffy?

I love this pasta

>used to work at the MTV building in Time Square
>have seen Jonas Brothers, Lebron James, John Oliver, John Stewart, John McCain, Beyonce, Kanye, a million D listers
> have had maybe 3 full sentences with celebrities, why? because every month we'd get emails tell us not to even slightly piss off celebrities because they were worth more to the company than we were.

Didn't that guy post here once? I know someone from this show did but I cannot remember who

jack black was fucking your mum

>John Oliver, John Stewart, John McCain

What is with Johns being complete pieces of shit? I am also a John :/

>John Oliver

How is he in person?

most celebrities I've encountered fall into two camps:
1. They are normal people who worked hard and got some success.
Or
2. They were born into/fell into success and believe they are gods gift to humanity.

John Oliver is certainly the first.

My uncle once threw a party when my dad was younger and michael richards was there. he was beating the shit out of my dad's drums, so my dad got into a fight with him.

i forget who won

A few years ago I went to Burger King for lunch and when leaving the restaurant I bumped into Eric Roberts. He was there offering car washes to customers for $10 but he required that you film him with your cell phone or else he wouldn't do it. It was very strange

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

WTF LMAO
Hes a movie star why didnt he just pay for them?

da fuq does infetterence mean? o_O

Thats so weird omg someone screencap this im on muh phone

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>morocco
>black

I probably would be too, if I had to look like that to get roles.

It's copy pasta dummy