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*enters the bossman's lair*
what accent does he have?
vile kike gremlin
>tfw got caught at the cinema violating the no singles policy
anime
anime
...
*enters brit*
wahhhheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the ladssssss
ᵍʳᵘᵍ ʷʰᶤˢᵖᵉʳ ˢᵒ ʲᵃᶰᶤᵗᵒʳ ᶜᵃᶰᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵍʳᵘᵍ
ʲᵃᶰᶤᵗᵒʳ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵇᵃᶰ ᵍʳᵘᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰ
facebook is such a bloated piece of shit website
pint of redbull please mate
australian
aussie
>Obama is 56
What the fuck lads
americanised aussie
>ireland and scotland exclusively
god is real
succumbing
Hmmmmm
why can't americans just fuck off to their own general?
so obnoxious
...
oh
What do you normally get at a concession stand when you go to a movie theater?
Just seen this uploaded to my managers facebook page, she's 'out and about' tonight apparently.
>"janitor cant hear"
>not "janitor no hear"
why is it ALWAYS them
is this pooey lynx lad
>used the 'its cause I'm fat, isn't it' defense when they tried to eject me from the theatre sauna again
>mfw I've been to that exact restaurant
Bit too close for comfort
crab legs
just had a jaffa cake
LOVE norn irish accents
doxed
i don't, i always go to the tescos next door
more and more suicidal every day
:)
Please don't bring that up I have feelings.
Liar liar pants on fire
me too
no-one usually agrees
FAT cunt
concession means getting money off your ticket here. e.g. students, disabled and old people
thanks mate
bum
you're never EVER going to live it down mate
sorry
*drops my anvil on you*
Doing some Crimbo shopping. What's on everyone's list?
fridays are shite mate
post your karma lads
np
>Remembering pooey lynx lad
How fucking long ago was that?
girl bum's
poo?
gonna wank to bobbi starr
live in a market town so friday nights are SHITE
I hadn't thought about it for a couple weeks until you posted.
So thanks for that.
PS4
COME ON
just put a fatwa on oxford health
>cigarettes gone up €12 a packet
fucking fuming
wish the nanny state could let me kill myself on the cheap
2y
looks norman
amazon.com
thanks mate x
send tity
201...4?
pooey lynx chad
time doesnt exist here, all pasts presents and futures are one
got +1000 on r/incels
Drinking Jim Beam with Pepsi.
>give me 'undred cola bokkles, 2 bags of 'aribo and a packet of space raiders now
you like bums user?
The cat gf
DUDE WEED
seriously considering quitting
'
heard bernie sanders didn't have an actual real job until his late 40s or something haha
what the fuck did he even do all those years after leaving college/uni and until then? he wasn't in politics (at least not professionally) either all that time afaik
Is alcohol broken or something?
>Remembering pooey lynx lad
>thinks I'm not a human being that has carried on living
>thinks i don't get affected every time someone on here brings it up
I prefer legs but yes the whole lower half is nice
qt, could land a plane between her eyes tho
have you been posting here every day since? nearly as sad as me
I am above your measly identity politics
have + 2000 karma on /r/askhistorians (yes, I have a high IQ)
>upload something to the company website
>there was a mistake in it (which should have been spotted earlier)
>get a text from my boss at 5:30 telling me
>i was at the shops
>go home and try to repair it
>can't remotely access my work computer
>go to the office (30 minutes away)
>can't get in because office is locked (card dones't work)
>go to another office which is open (next door)
>some how manage to remotely access my computer from there and fix it
>tell the bossman its fixed
>now i've finally gotten home at 8:15pm
not sure what to do, eat? shower or just go to sleep.
>it's working
slav gf
pooey lynx lad was clearly a fake story
who does that
what about knee-highs
posted on the chon
Looking forward to the inevitable
>"Fucked it with girl the with the cute bunny ears lads"
Somebody screencap it incase im out
runt of a storm
Bloody hell you’ve all nits
Wagey...wagey give me your answer do
Summary: My (27 year old urbanite) rules on women that I've developed over the last 3 years through my personal RP transformation. This post is meant as a discussion starting point for the 25 rules as it applies to the modern man. It is both an amalgamation of TRP theory along with personal experiences.
Never hesitate.
She wants to fuck you, you just have to provide the reason and situation.
Sexuality is 95% mental. Attraction is 95% physical. Whether you get laid is 95% a result of your level of attraction backed by your sexuality.
You're better than her, always.
Women are always rated on a 1-30 scale of hotness.
She's a hoe until proven otherwise.
Always avoid easy access to you. Easy access is easy problems. 7a. No coworkers, no roommates, no building mates, no one you HAVE to see on a regular basis.
It's better to get rejected on your terms, than to get laid on her terms.
Never grovel, never beg, never ask.
She will shit test you harder and harder every time she is with you, expect it.
She is not special, you are. Make her treat you like it.
Never buy any woman a drink who hasn't bought you a drink first.
No woman is your friend.
Jealousy is your ultimate weapon.
Compromising is a woman’s game, never compromise.
The best way to build attraction is to act unattracted.
The more other people like you, the more she’ll like you.
Never focus on a woman, focus on yourself and women will focus on you.
Create eye contact, but never stare.
You're not there to entertain her, she's there to prove she's worth being in your life.
Always be above your fear of rejection.
Never be afraid to punch down, or punch up. 22a. Punch down means to lay an uglier or fatter girl. 22b. Punch up means to lay a girl out of your league. 22c. Take chances to punch up, but punch down if your dry spell is stretching into multiple months.
Never get married
Never be loyal, never expect loyalty. Monogamy is for the birds.
Don't envy the Chad, endeavor to become better.
can't say I care
i'm a fan
same
i like cigarettes and alcohol
Yeah literally nothing has changed in my life, post here every day
can't be bothered to eat
not a syllable