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the jewish gf edition

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*enters the bossman's lair*

what accent does he have?

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vile kike gremlin

>tfw got caught at the cinema violating the no singles policy

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anime

anime

...

*enters brit*
wahhhheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the ladssssss

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facebook is such a bloated piece of shit website

pint of redbull please mate

australian

aussie

>Obama is 56
What the fuck lads

americanised aussie

>ireland and scotland exclusively
god is real

succumbing

Hmmmmm

why can't americans just fuck off to their own general?
so obnoxious

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oh

What do you normally get at a concession stand when you go to a movie theater?

Just seen this uploaded to my managers facebook page, she's 'out and about' tonight apparently.

>"janitor cant hear"
>not "janitor no hear"

why is it ALWAYS them

is this pooey lynx lad

>used the 'its cause I'm fat, isn't it' defense when they tried to eject me from the theatre sauna again

>mfw I've been to that exact restaurant

Bit too close for comfort

crab legs

just had a jaffa cake

LOVE norn irish accents

doxed

i don't, i always go to the tescos next door

more and more suicidal every day

:)

Please don't bring that up I have feelings.

Liar liar pants on fire

me too
no-one usually agrees

FAT cunt

concession means getting money off your ticket here. e.g. students, disabled and old people

thanks mate

bum

you're never EVER going to live it down mate
sorry

*drops my anvil on you*

Doing some Crimbo shopping. What's on everyone's list?

fridays are shite mate

post your karma lads

np

>Remembering pooey lynx lad

How fucking long ago was that?

girl bum's

poo?

gonna wank to bobbi starr

live in a market town so friday nights are SHITE

I hadn't thought about it for a couple weeks until you posted.

So thanks for that.

PS4

COME ON

just put a fatwa on oxford health

>cigarettes gone up €12 a packet
fucking fuming
wish the nanny state could let me kill myself on the cheap

2y

looks norman

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thanks mate x

send tity

201...4?

pooey lynx chad

time doesnt exist here, all pasts presents and futures are one

got +1000 on r/incels

Drinking Jim Beam with Pepsi.

>give me 'undred cola bokkles, 2 bags of 'aribo and a packet of space raiders now

you like bums user?

The cat gf

DUDE WEED

seriously considering quitting

'

heard bernie sanders didn't have an actual real job until his late 40s or something haha

what the fuck did he even do all those years after leaving college/uni and until then? he wasn't in politics (at least not professionally) either all that time afaik

Is alcohol broken or something?

>Remembering pooey lynx lad
>thinks I'm not a human being that has carried on living
>thinks i don't get affected every time someone on here brings it up

I prefer legs but yes the whole lower half is nice

qt, could land a plane between her eyes tho

have you been posting here every day since? nearly as sad as me

I am above your measly identity politics

have + 2000 karma on /r/askhistorians (yes, I have a high IQ)

>upload something to the company website
>there was a mistake in it (which should have been spotted earlier)
>get a text from my boss at 5:30 telling me
>i was at the shops
>go home and try to repair it
>can't remotely access my work computer
>go to the office (30 minutes away)
>can't get in because office is locked (card dones't work)
>go to another office which is open (next door)
>some how manage to remotely access my computer from there and fix it
>tell the bossman its fixed
>now i've finally gotten home at 8:15pm

not sure what to do, eat? shower or just go to sleep.

>it's working

slav gf

pooey lynx lad was clearly a fake story
who does that

what about knee-highs

posted on the chon

Looking forward to the inevitable
>"Fucked it with girl the with the cute bunny ears lads"
Somebody screencap it incase im out

runt of a storm

Bloody hell you’ve all nits

Wagey...wagey give me your answer do

Summary: My (27 year old urbanite) rules on women that I've developed over the last 3 years through my personal RP transformation. This post is meant as a discussion starting point for the 25 rules as it applies to the modern man. It is both an amalgamation of TRP theory along with personal experiences.

Never hesitate.

She wants to fuck you, you just have to provide the reason and situation.

Sexuality is 95% mental. Attraction is 95% physical. Whether you get laid is 95% a result of your level of attraction backed by your sexuality.

You're better than her, always.

Women are always rated on a 1-30 scale of hotness.

She's a hoe until proven otherwise.

Always avoid easy access to you. Easy access is easy problems. 7a. No coworkers, no roommates, no building mates, no one you HAVE to see on a regular basis.

It's better to get rejected on your terms, than to get laid on her terms.

Never grovel, never beg, never ask.

She will shit test you harder and harder every time she is with you, expect it.

She is not special, you are. Make her treat you like it.

Never buy any woman a drink who hasn't bought you a drink first.

No woman is your friend.

Jealousy is your ultimate weapon.

Compromising is a woman’s game, never compromise.

The best way to build attraction is to act unattracted.

The more other people like you, the more she’ll like you.

Never focus on a woman, focus on yourself and women will focus on you.

Create eye contact, but never stare.

You're not there to entertain her, she's there to prove she's worth being in your life.

Always be above your fear of rejection.

Never be afraid to punch down, or punch up. 22a. Punch down means to lay an uglier or fatter girl. 22b. Punch up means to lay a girl out of your league. 22c. Take chances to punch up, but punch down if your dry spell is stretching into multiple months.

Never get married

Never be loyal, never expect loyalty. Monogamy is for the birds.

Don't envy the Chad, endeavor to become better.

can't say I care

i'm a fan

same

i like cigarettes and alcohol

Yeah literally nothing has changed in my life, post here every day

can't be bothered to eat

not a syllable