Tfw stevenposting is no longer a thing

>tfw stevenposting is no longer a thing

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wot happen

dey toker

Would your prefer Steven to direct or write your movie?

write

>"A Department of Justice that.... thinks that... any kind of a... uhhh...... judicial system that they make up as they're going along... can get by.... with whatever they decide that they wanna do.... like, Ted Nugent said, y'know, The Fast and the Furious. What's happened with the Fast and the Furious? What's happened with the truth... about any of some of the greatest scandals in American history, that have happened right before our very eyes?"

What did he mean by this?

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It was a boring unfunny forced meme, you FOTM faggot.

Seagal for president 2018

Easy

>democrats and republicans... we all need to unite
>to defeat the democrats

He revealed he's going to be in Fast and the Furious series, why si no one talking about this?!

>Where you going?
>What do you think I'm doing?

Anbody Sen Riche

Brooklyn as fuck desu

It's not how this meme works

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>According to William Forsythe, Steven Seagal told Forsythe, "You really need to work on your Brooklyn accent." Forsythe, a Brooklyn native, replied, "Trust me, YOU do."

Blue Hat is a future birthday snatcher

Can you name a better ending than this?

What was meant by this?

Obligatory.

Dumping

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BASED. Seagal 2024!

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That the shooter is probably a cyborg witha gyro stabilizer in his hands.

Biker mice from mars, loved that shit as a kid.

>Seagal
>not a polyglot who has mastered every accent known to man

A modern day Casanova.

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Good.

It was all just samefagging and the same shitty 2 second webms anyway

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Post the one where he readjusts his gun please.

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will sasso best seagall
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Haha!!! Haven't seen this one. I meant with a pistol

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Seagal is a man with golden heart. A man of wisdom. A man of kindness and beauty.

We all should try to be just like Seagal

Thanks. I needed the laugh fampai

You know Seagal was the one that invented that technique.

Who is he waving at?

Which Seagalkino is this?

I don't know anything about gun play or exposure but for all you /k/ does this make sense?

Out Of Reach

>For reasons he isn't keen on discussing, martial arts expert William Lancing (Steven Seagal) quits his government job for a life of solitude off the grid, caring for forest animals and writing to his Polish pen pal, Irena (Ida Nowakowska). When Irena goes missing, Lancing decides to fly to Poland to investigate. In his search for Irena, he teams up with Polish police officer Kasia (Agnieszka Wagner), and the two learn that they'll have to take down an entire crime syndicate to save Irena.

If you look really closely; you can see that cunnys pink underwear

You're welcome ;^)

Is he the main character of that movie? I hate watching seagal shit where he gets like 15 minutes of screen time

Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was trained by CIA. I was schooled in espionage. I was given the title of operative. They take a movie “The Dark Knight Rises.” They have a 5-foot-11-inch little guy, whether he was straight or arsebandit, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never worked for CIA. He doesn’t speak CIA. He has never filed a flightplan. They make him the CIA. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from Central Intellicenge operatives around in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the spies I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.