Why isn't Wonder Woman as ugly as me?

Why isn't Wonder Woman as ugly as me?

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so theyre saying women only remove their pit hair because men are around?

also why didnt they give gadot blue contacts

>weasel words
is this journalism?

>hairy pits
>ugly

sorry but I'm with the feminists on this one

Western civilization was a mistake

>...as a woman dwelling in the deepest Amazon in a seemingly exclusively female community...
"Journalists"

Those pits make me want to vomit

>they actually think the Amazons live in the Amazon forest

Why does Superman wax?

would not be priority? seriously how retarded are these people, Im male and I take care of my hair even when Im not getting any sex or going in public. also they are immortal warriors in a magic setting, one could argue their hair does not even grow since they don't age or whatever, pushing muh realism is the retardation of highest degree

>posting a cartoon image instead of Bear Cavill

those are some pasty pits

He does not. he is not human so he does not have the body hair of some turk, that or he is trying to get into batmans pants

I think she thought that, then realized how stupid she was, then completely failed to correct the sentence.
I'm assuming it was written by a woman.

Why do people repost this crap? Its like that cosmopolitan "why you should not give blowjobs" "controversy" just shut up and let them go bankrupt, its not like they have comment sections to complain in

With or without hairy armpits, it's gonna bomb so hard.
Only comic-book nerds will see it, cause normies don't care about female superheroes.

>SJWs running out of excuses to smear DC

Just say you work for Disney, everyone already knows

Men try to climb a mountain
Women complain the mountain top isn't where they're currently standing

It was never a forest either. It was an island paradise.

>I'm so contrarian I even pretend to like disgusting hairy armpits

Hopefully this will teach hollywood that trying to appeal to "progressives" will never work as you will never be progressive enough for them.

This is pretty petty...also wrong, WW is either literally a perfect golem made of clay or the fucking daughter of the father of the greek gods...so fuck this retard.

Considering the target demographics for this shit think wonder woman is just female superman, how can you expect anything other than pettiness

Fuck you america. Stop exporting your shitty "movements".

These "males" need to get a life.
They also had a parathion of gods and previous interactions with the world so obviously they would have greco roman standards of beauty

Didn't the feminist movement begin in Europe?

They unironically need to be gassed.

I guess all island lesbians like their pits unshaved?
funny how in this cheery picked twitter post there are no women. I hope they did not give a fuck and its another case of numales being outraged on their behalf

Not the third wave. We have a famous feminist here who is not as extreme as the rest and even she gets shit on.(alice schwarzer) Basically all this sjw and autistic anti-sjw comes from the USA. You guys are cool and make nice movies but this shit needs to stop. It always takes 1 year to get here.without fault.

kek. Where is the call to digitally remove one of the breast?

why are feminists so autistic about certain things?

Batman x Suprman isn't canon...
but its not NOT canon...

Yes.
Hairy pits are better.

i don't live anywhere near usa but this shit still gets me angry for some reason. I hate americans

>They said that I was too skinny and my boobs were too small... When I was younger I would take criticism really hard. But now it mostly amused me. The true amazons had one boob so it won’t bother them in their archery. So it’s not going to be like real amazons. We always try to make everyone happy but we can’t.

-Gal Gadot

someone should tell her the real amazons did not exist.

Anyone else here who normally is not bothered by this shit but sometimes enjoys getting mad at this? It's like outrage porn.

Americans are cool. Met some nice southeners, coast city hipsters and people from the midwest. Individuals are pretty cool. I like the language and that some of them were quickwitted.Not as quick as british though. But as I said their politics are shit-tier. Friend of mine who recently moved back to germany expected a huge slum in his city because of all the news. Came back and everything was the same. Not perfect but nothing to start a genocide over.

Amazons don't live in the Amazon rain forest lol

yeah of course not all of them are idiots but they have the loudest feminists,sjws in the whole world

What a bunch of cucks

>culture derived from Ancient Greek culture
>not getting rid of their body hair

We all remember all those famous Greek statues where all the naked people have chest hair, armpit hair and lots of pubes, right?

I wouldn't even mind some women with armpit hair, but that's a fucking retarded choice. Just because she's from an faux-old culture with women it doesn't mean she'd prefer to be hairy. That's both sexist and... time-ist.

why stop there
why isn't she disabled?
why isn't she 600lbs fat?
why not make her ride a fat scooter instead of a jet?
it's 2017 after all

well from what I see of the british even in their own media they are total retards with crappy morals. This image is not helped by the endless news about how their universities have gone to shit and police arresting people over tweeter posts.

Are Amazonians human? Maybe they don't have natural body hair

well obviously hair is hard to sculpt so they skipped it, its part of the hidden histories. Its right after the pages that tell about how it was actually women who accomplished all the real accomplishments

uh... shaveist much?

Even if she did live in the Amazon forest, she'd shave.

>feminists won't let this be a critical failure

If anything I'd assume that you'd want to shave even more if you lived in a rainforest. Like, that would be my own first instinct if I went to live in one.

Shaving my legs might be a different story though, if I'm walking around the forest with no pants.

> well obviously hair is hard to sculpt so they skipped it

They sculpted pubes, though.

>>culture derived from Ancient Greek culture
Amazons were an Iranian tribe

Absolutely disgusting

out of all the things they could be discussing about this movie, they choose not having hairy armpits ?

what the actual fuck has become of western mass media ?

why did they have to choose the most asinine, condesending and pointless topic of "not having hairy armpits" ?

who the FUCK is running these """"news"""" outlets ?

I'd like to see more women in general with hairy pits desu

Then go to college.

Yeah, DC's really adamant about how Wonder Woman is Iranian. She's totally not from an Ancient Greece-inspired culture.

>who the FUCK is running these """"news"""" outlets

Twitter.

They get their articles from the fact that they can find three twitter posts saying something, that let's them say "fans are praising" or "fans are questioning" whatever. The more questionable thing they can find the more people will wonder over the stupid article title and click on it, earning them more money.

Those are leaves user, or lies added by the church

>as a woman dwelling in the deepest Amazon
Jesus fucking Chirst

Do you read comics or what? Thor also was not blond but that was not what's getting adapted
>Amazons were an Iranian tribe
there were no amazons, its an ancient meme made up to dis

its clickbait you retard, no one, not even the people who write it, takes it seriously.

She didn't say real Amazons, she said true Amazons. Read!

>there were no amazons, its an ancient meme made up to dis
The amazons were a myth, but this myth was inspired by an iranian tribe. Search for "scythians".

The leaves ARE the lies added by the church, user.

There were a whole bunch of prude popes who paid good money to either add fig leaves over the penises of the statues or just simply hack the dicks off.

Fuck the popes.

tiny dicks are lies. everyone had big dicks but they made them small because big dicks were seen as vulgar

Wait till they find out wonder woman is a fetish creation.

>Search for "scythians"
no.
>inspired by
X movie is also "inspired by" real events, does not make it real. its like the russian Schwarzenegger aлeкcaндp нeвcкий , he can say whatever but he is no Schwarzenegger

Yup many brits attested that to me. Also london is apparently fucked.wayy too many cams for example. What really triggers me is that now all people are into "politics" which is nothing more than identity shit.

Not always. With Michelangelo's David for instance it's due to perspective and the angle you were supposed to see it at. If he'd given David a huge dick then when people looked up at the statue the dick would have looked even huger.

With a lot of statues you can even tell which way they were originally oriented because some parts of them aren't finished, since the back of the leg would never be visible to the viewer etc.

all the shitty movements started in Europe.

maybe amazonians don't have body hair...

>too many cams
That too, its like some half assed police state that loves butt fucking the law abiding people but has no balls for the real criminals.
>people are into "politics"
having seen some of the interviews with the protesters who sometimes don't even know why they are their and talk about anything from solidarity to saving the bees, I have to agree.
>identity shit
interviews from the parliament make it clear that identity shit has taken over and as suspected they are only after the profitable comfy jobs and free money

why are people so bored now that they have to force faux "political" statements into EVERYTHING. Hairy armpits in no doubt a soon to be forgettable film is hardly getting worked up about

>they're doing it because they're bored
Its propaganda m8

I already graduated :(

>now
That ship sailed when food started being political
>bored
They do it because it pays. you ride the outrage bucks and then ask for gibs for being a victim

There is no limit on how many times you can go. you can go back for masters or start studying a totally new thing, hitler is the limit

Will you pay my tuition :3

>WHO FUCKING CARES
>WHO FUCKING CARES
>WHO FUCKING CARES
>WHO FUCKING CARES
>WHO FUCKING CARES

As much as I like jerking each other off with our similiar opinions and observations I don't think this is the right place to do so.

That's a fucking stupid cop-out. Why would they have eyebrows and long flowing hair but now armpit hair?

They do have body-hair but they choose to trim it because they prefer it that way because of aesthetics or how it feels. It's that simple. To claim women would never shave their armpit hair without men around is sexist as fuck.

I would like very much to see a movie with muscular women shoving men's faces into their sweaty hairy armpits while beating them up.

I can pay your 250 a semester including public transportation if you want.

sorry I can't pay my own. Im actually not getting a masters and have lowed career hopes because I don't have money for it. you can still loiter around the campus if you are smart about it

>a woman actually using anything except her long legs to kick with and strangle people with in a Hollywood fight

Oh you wish.

why would they? DC's on their side.

I mean the people "demanding" this to happen, not the actual creators

Ah the Emma Watson strategy

Why not study overseas and get your masters here? I'll rent you my couch for a pack of smokes a week.

Is this a LOST edit?

So is mansplaining just when a man explains literally anything to the opposite sex?

>What if we use our big summer blockbuster film as a conduit for imagery that 99% of people whose brains are wired correctly would find utterly repulsive?
I fucking wonder

>Emma Watson strategy
one of many. hypocrisy of offshore accounts is optional but exaggeration of how you got "death threats" or how you could not get out of bed for days because people don't appreciate you enough is a must. metro.co.uk/2017/02/17/emma-watson-admits-she-struggled-to-get-out-of-bed-amid-feminism-backlash-i-needed-24-hours-to-sulk-6456101/

its called loss you, pillock
"in a condescending manner" but thats optional

Oh man if she can't handle criticism she should get out of the public eye.

>there are people that concern themselves with weather an actress in a capeshit film has armpit hair

Nukes when?

if you normalize it than eventually people will stop caring. Its like how in some tribes people still breed despite all the women having saggy tits because no bras and men looking like sun beaten hobos with their dick in a vise

> A climax of a hollywood action movie that doesn't result in a series of poorly choreographed blows to the face, even when the hero has fucking magic

I can dream

Gal Gadot looks so pretty with her hair loose, why does she tie it back so tight all the time? It makes her look like a completely different person

no the public should be ashamed of itself and become kinder. it always the world who is wrong

>> A climax of a hollywood action movie that doesn't result in a series of poorly choreographed blows to the face, even when the hero has fucking magic

Well you'll be pleased to know that Diana in this movie clicks her heels/bracers together and banishes Ares to Hell.

You mean it makes her look like an ugly brainlet? Because she's a lazy bitch