Come on, I'm the fun shark!

>Come on, I'm the fun shark!

i love how he is portrayed as the nice guy even though he cheated on his wife

lots of nice guys cheat on their wives

What a jerk

I'm the smart and reasonable shark.

I'm the black shark who is in touch with the latest trends.

Waddup motherfuckas, im the black shark

>great black shark

Maybe she was a bitch? You wouldn't have heard about his wife cheating on him first.

>hello. I am filling a diversity quota. I don't understand your product because it doesn't have to do with clothing. I'm out.

I love you, your product and your pitch. However, I'm only here for the publicity, and for that reason I'm out.

So?

OFFICIAL /SHARKTANK/ RANKINGS

1. Robert
2. Mr Jewonderful
3. Mark
4. Barbara

9001. Lori "muh QVC" Greiner
9000001. Daymond "muh black products" John

He could buy and sell every single one of the other sharks.

Nice guys are easier to seduce. Also anyone can commit adultery depending on the situation. Doesnt automatically make them scum.

Switch mark and Barbara and you're spot on.

I see Robert's offer of him giving you exactly what you want on the condition you spend the weekends kite surfing with him but yet all roads lead to Mr. Wonderful.

who else wants to hate fuck lori?

>I'll give you twice what Mark offered for half the equity. Please. Just let me be your frie- partner. I need this.

No hate from me, but yeah.

im more of barbara kind of guy

>As a fellow woman, I understand and respect your passion and drive unlike the sexist pigs beside me. So I'll give you a quarter of what you asked for for 75% equity.

Not kevin and not chris

>80546786

>barbara the dumb bitch who never invests in shit and always goes out for dumb reasons
>good