The Accountant or Nocturnal Animals

I can watch one of these tonight. Which film should I watch?

Don't ask, just answer.

Never seen accountant but Anna Kendrick looks like she has downs syndrome.

Nocturnal Animals is ok, 6/10. Pretty harrowing.

Never seen nocturnal animals but Ben Afflick looks like he has weaponized autism.

The Accountant is ok, 6/10. Pretty autistic.

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the accountant is pretty comfy. i didn't watch the other.

why she is so hated? she is so cute and witty.

She just needs a little nose job to get rid of the jew rat nose tbhmfalammalamma

nocturnal animals is overindulgent self serving schlock
you could literally hear the director and writers jerking themselves off

the accountant was good
watch that

Nocturnal animals
Whoever gives it less than a 7/10 is hardcore pleb

Also fuck u

Don't listen to this fucktard, he's overreacting. Nocturnal Animal is pretentious but it's still an alright movie. The Accountant is average as shit.

stop with these MIXedd sISNGnals REEE::L:LK

theyre both trash

Couldn't get through the accountant from how bad it was. I enjoyed Nocturnal Animals.

>look at me im patrician!
tryhard, nocturnal emissions is the kind of movie plebs watch to feel artsy fartsy

it was literally directed by someone who has never made a movie in his life

watch the accountant

OP here. definitive answer needed, quick

this fucking sperg wasn't me btw

It depends, are you an accountant?
Because I'm an accountant and The Accountant fucking triggered my autism so bad, I had to rub a massaging stick on my shin for several hours with Korn playing in the background.

the accountant
and thats final!

kek
Were there any actual inaccuracies compared to real accounting, though? I'm assuming it's the bit when he went through fifteen years of ledgers in one night

Nocturnal Animals if you want kino. The Accountant if you want a fairly mindless movie with a relatable protagonist.

>Nocturnal Animals if you want kino
nigger nocturnal faggot shit is for losers who dont know real kino

Watch Nocturnal Animals. Based Jake, and Top Tier Shannon made that movie so fucking good. The Accountant was honestly a let down. It was Autism circle jerk the movie. Couldn't stand the autistic angle. And Anna Kendrick is too hot to be some Lawyer/Account chick she's more suited for college slut, the gf or whiney millenial roles. She should stick to those.

Seen Both, Nocturnal Animals if you want something pseudo-intellectual with a decent performance by Jake Gyllenhaal, but Amy Adams basically stews and bitches the entire film. 5.5/10
The Accountant is a decent action movie with not too much going on behind the scenes, Kendrick (thankfully) isn't insufferable, but they tried to over complicate the story towards the end for no reason. 6/10

>Sperging out this hard because you have such shit taste
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Watch NA, The Accountant is forgettable garbage.

Nocturnal animals is pretentious shit

Accountant is F U N

Not OP but what's the film of 2016?

That's the cincher. A $100mm+ manuafcturer? That's a job for a few dozen people for three months. He literally has no one reviewing his work. He doesn't give them an engagement letter and dictate the scope of responsibility and level of materiality, procedures to be used, accounts of significance. And they trust his fucking results?

Captain Fantastic

I just watched The Accountant yesterday and was pretty dumb. Jon Bernthal is good in it but Affleck just acts autistic (literally) and is boring to watch.

Nocturnal Animals is one of my favorites of the year, the first half is incredibly intense.

Nocturnal Animals is some really cringy shit, not very good

accountant is a bog standard but decent action movie

NA was a fun idea with great performances. michael shannon's stoic cop was one of my favorite recent movie characters.

I can't really argue with everything else, mostly because I know fuck all about accounting, but
>And they trust his fucking results?
iirc the only positive feedback he got was from that accounting girl, the higher ups didn't seem to trust him too much

Nocturnal Animals, by far. The Accountant is pretty mediocre

beware the opening sequence

He has asspergers so that gives him a superpower.

Seriously, what is with all the movies/shows lately about aspie/autist people lately? Legion, Mr Robot, even the kid in Moonlight has a personality disorder.

SPOILERS

The scene where the thugs stop them on the road and threaten them is the most anticlimactic scene I've ever seen. It tries to build tension but fails so utterly miserably.

Yeah this, the pacing is really weird in a bad way. And also, that's the biggest fucking cliche ever, just some rednecks on a road rage fucking with civilized protags lol. Damn Tom Ford, you're really pushing the envelope there

I loved it. Thought the acting was really good.

boring

it's not supposed to be highly original, she's just reading someone else's story.

>being this much of a blind pleb

>Not liking generic autist assasin action flicks makes you a pleb

I forgot, there's a new marvel show so all the redditors are here now. Ask again in a month OP when they're gone.

>Movie about an autistic accountant guy which is also a trained killer
>generic

You're pretty dull aren't you?

Everything about the movie was generic. Just because they throw together a generic assasin story with a generic autist math genius story together doesn't make it original. I'm sorry but the movie was horrible and Ben Affleck can't act.

she is womanlet

womanlets mess up shot framing 2/10 would not cast

last night i was about to watch nocturnal animals
>director is a gay lord
>movie opens with a bunch of naked feminists "dancing" in slow motion

I've never dropped a movie so fast
Wtf was that shit

trips of thruth, im going to watch it right now

The director once said that every man needs to be penetrated at least once

Nocturnal Animals is well recommended.

Watch American Psycho starring Christian Bale

Account is garbage, Nocturnal Animals is /ourfilm/

Nocturnal animals is pure fucking kino.

>this fucking sperg wasn't me btw

yes it was