Chuck Norris Facts

>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
>Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
>Chuck Norris is friends with Pepe The Frog
>The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
>Chuck Norris founded Sup Forums on 9/11/2001
>If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
>Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

>On November 29, 2007, Gotham Books, the adult division of Penguin USA, released a book entitled The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human.[2] Norris subsequently filed suit in December against Penguin USA claiming "trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights".

What the fuck is his problem?

>there's people who still love these Chuck Norris jokes

Friendly reminder that Trump only won because Chuck was supporting him

Revivalism of ancient memes is the next big thing, reddit. Get with the times or perish.

These jokes were created because americans felt weak after 9/11

He's a petty little worm irl and an extremely ignorant dude in general. He's also a giant christfag and kind of a terrible person based on how he approaches his beliefs.


Walker is still Kino.

9/11 only happened because Chuck was on vacation

So anything old and "funny" is considered a meme now? Jesus fucken Christ

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>Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died
>If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1
>President Trump almost deployed Chuck Norris against ISIS but he didn't think things were that bad yet
>When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out

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Are you retarded or just underage? This was a proto-meme.

>"trademark infringement,
Okay
>unjust enrichment
what
> and privacy rights".
Privacy? What the hell is he talking about?

go back to 2007, faggot

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>Chuck Norris raped and murdered a girl in 1995

And this is why i keep coming back to this board. Thanks user

Memes are literally anything of social/cultural value shared among a community
Knock knock jokes are memes

But if you want to ignore the real definition of memes, Chuck Norris Jokes were first popularized on the internet, so it is in fact an internet meme

So why wasnt anything called a meme in the early internet? Before everything was
>lulz what a good meme
>damn your meme game is strong bro

Was that at the same time he was pushing nordic tracks?

this. We're finished with new memes. Life is all cycles

>proto-meme
Only people that found this shit funny was little dick white boys like you

>So why wasnt anything called a meme in the early internet? Before everything was
because calling memes memes is a meme itself

because you touch yourself at night

Chuck Norris is so powerful, his jokes keep coming back a decade after death.

Underage detected.

>Chuck Norris passed away peacefully at the age of 77 this morning, surrounded by his loved ones. He then got up and went about his day as usual.

What are you going to do, bring back Candlejack nex

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Really activates my almonds

You can't browse this board anymore user. You won.

>protomeme

>Privacy? What the hell is he talking about?

I think he just low-key proved all the facts are true with that.

Is CIA the only one powerful enough to put an end to these shitty Chuck Norris jokes? Was this the purpose of Baneposting all along?

Does this mean we're gonna start posting trollface and ragefaces again? I'll pass.

>Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass. He stands on it and dares it to grow
>Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as just the Islands.
>Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

All i got :^)

you mad bro?

is "the game" the first global meme known to man?

FUCK I just lost it/

I used to make Chuck Norris jokes 12 years ago with my internet girlfriend. I don't know which is more embarrassing now.

If Chuck Norris was so hard he'd break into my house right now and smash my face into the keyboarvbnjlhkk.jnlgijh;gh/n/;h;gyik/n/KL

actually I still don't know what the fuck is this supposed to be

Chuck Norris build the house he was born in.

You are not funny

yeah these things were never funny
>knock knock jokes are memes
you're a fucken idiot