What would you have done in this situation?

What would you have done in this situation?

Probably prepare to meet Kali in Hell.

one of the most gratifying cinema moments for me as a child tbqh with you senpai

>Mola Ram throws his own dude down to the gators just so he can climb faster.

BASED

I agree. Fuck anyone who says Temple of Doom isn't a classic.

probably the same
except I'd be one of the floating robes in the water

Is he /our guy/?

It's a great moment. I'd rate Raiders as the best Indiana Jones movie but if someone dislikes Temple of Doom, then they're an idiot.

What was his problem

>grabs flaming food on a stick and throws it at an Asian guy
Seriously?

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Someone help me out I am confused. So is it the stones that gave Mola Ram the Devilish supernatural power?

If so, what type of faith to the natives practice since the stones first belonged to them? Or are the stones just symbol energy sources that can be used for good or bad and Mola Ram stole them so he can have more power when he does his Devil worship?

yes, you understand their power now

Not waited for some limey fuck and his punjab brigade to save me, that's for sure.

Temple of Doom or Last Crusade

The stones didn't give Mola Ram power
Kali did
The stones just made Kali favour him

The stones themselves are just rocks. Its the gods who give them meaning

Last Crusade, mainly just because it was the first one I saw. Temple of Doom is great though

Last Crusade.

Temple of Doom is great too though.

Objective Indie tier list
Best Tier
Last Crusade

Great Tier
Raiders

Still Really Good Tier
Temple of Doom

terrible

>Jones?

say
you betrayed sheba a million times until it worked and realized its the one true faith.

>/our guy/
kill yourself meming queer

You're a big archeologist...

the black sleep of the kali

stop and then imagine my pregnant white wife blowing a black cock.

You're forgetting
[spoiler/]Absolutely nothing[/spoiler]

"hang on lady we going for a ride"

I always thought this quest was not Indys style. Returing some stones to a village? Who gives a shit, those stones belong in a museum

you're fucking retarded user

Mirin' the shit out of Harrison

temple of doom starts slower but has a better payoff in my opinion.

doom. last cusade is a raiders wannabee.

WHO PAID YOU, TO GRAB OUR CRYSTALS?

LMAO

...If you click ctrl+s, you automatically get spoilers

>Mirin'
fuck off reddit

No, you fuck off. That's standard /fit/izen lingo, you dyel manlet. I suspect only a ledditor wouldn't have known that. Hmmmmm...

>Raiders and Last Crusade confirm one Abrahamic God is the sole true faith
>Pagan rock shit in Temple have supernatural powers

why would i go on /fit/ they're all a bunch of queers

>Abrahamic God is the sole true faith

I always wanted glowing stones like that as a kid.

>tfw no glowing stones

I used to think it was the worst of the original 3 but rewatching it, it's a thrill ride that never slows a beat and every scene, every moment matters and adds to the film, nothing is wasted, solid dark action adventure; I now consider it better than Raiders and the second best of the series.

So not only are you a Redditor, you're also 260+ lbs?

LAUGHING MY A' O' @ YOUR LIFE

test

it's just not one of the boards i frequent user and if anything i'm under weight. why are you trying so hard to /fit/ in?

>tfw no glowing stones

Because
I want to
FIT IN.

The le minimalism meme has been long dead for about 3 years now.

yeah man short-round really adds a lot to the narrative.

fuck off idiot

Old Testament
Pagan Hindu shit
Then New Testament
Then Scientology

Have you even read the Bible? Moses did battle with Pagans who turned staffs into Snakes.

Pagans had powers in the Old Testament.

>but all Pagan religions are just made up according to Christians
No. The Bible is proof that the Pagans did worship actual supernatural beings and the Bible just calls these Demons.

too bad it's not working

short-round did nothing wrong

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood.

>short-round really adds a lot to the narrative.
He helped bring Indy back into the light after Indy got possessed.

Also: he was a good character. Can you imagine the movie with just Indy and that woman who did nothing but act paranoid? Wouldn't have been as good.

lurk more faggot

>implying these aren't masterpieces

Short Round was based.

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Holy shit, lol. That wasn't even me. But if that WERE me, I simply would have called you...a mega homo gaylord...no homo

Have a cute bubber

Probably bum-rush them,but if I knew slicing the bridge was an option I would've done it.

As a kid, these were the most primal badass movies ever, and they still are. How does nothing compare?

My mom loved them, too. So we'd watch them every 6 months or so until she died. Now I got my wife into them, and my son will see them soon, too.

Imagine instead of Shia in Crystal Skull, we got Short Round come back grown up?

With Indy 5 I hope he does come back

Pretty bad.

>cute bubber
fucking queer

Temple of Doom is fine, but Raiders and even Last Crusade are just better.

>mfw Temple of Doom isn't his favorite Indy movie

he was in the script floating around in the 90's where kevin costner was indy's brother

this is what i always had hoped for, and that he would have been the temporary bad guy because indy left him, but eventually joining back up with indy.
he was going to be in the wedding scene but they changed their minds at the last minute. i think spielberg wants to act like Temple never happened

They're mostly shit

Suck my feminine dick, pussy.

My parents wouldnt let me see temple of doom because satanic

sad scene ;(

how come modern day movies don't make me feel emotional like I used to?

i think the pictures you're looking for that fit the people that frequent Sup Forums would be from the movie "i am sam"

>he was in the script floating around in the 90's
Reminder: Harrison Ford played Indiana Jones in the 90's as a cameo on the Young Indiana Jones show

>i think spielberg wants to act like Temple never happened
I hope this isn't true. They better make reference to it in Indy 5

I don't need a reminder you stupid faggot

I just found this fact out yesterday. Don't call me a stupid faggot. Why aren't people nice here?

fuck off reddit

I'm going to fucking beat you assholes. I swear on this right hand.

>The Temple of Doom
Paganism

>Raiders of the Lost Arc
The Old Testament

>The Last Crusade
The New Testament

It's like poetry

are you the queer who tried to make a thread about this yesterday?

Yes
btw not queer. I wanna marry Margot Robbie

Quite queer, tbhwyf

>Indiana Jones and the Secrets of the Qur'an
Would this work?

The Qur'an talks about supernatural entities that God created at the beginning of time amongst humans so this could work considering Crystal Skull had aliens in it.

In Raiders and Last Crusade Indy got objective, undeniable proof that God exists and Christianity is the correct faith.
Why the fuck didn't he become a hardcore Christian after that?

who told you to come here little faggot

I don't see a hand, just a korean guys dinner.

Because Jesus is an Alien and the spiritual relics are ancient Alien technology

his daddy was already forcing him to be one.

>dat tank scene
>dat castle scene
>dat motocycle chase
>dat indy's dad
>dat zeppelin scene
>dat young indy on the train
>dat venice boat scene
>dat hitler autograph
>dat sexy love interest
>dat old knight

Last Crusade is definitely the superior sequel.

>undeniable proof that God exists
that doesn't disprove other things being out there.

>>dat
nigger

Don't forget that he found the Staff of Moses and they made a prop of Moses' staff to be in the warehouse scene in Crystal Skull.

All the Indiana Jones games are canon. The Infernal Machine is one of my favorite Indy stories.

>Ancient Gods building a machine at the Tower of Babel before they departed and hid machine parts as Indy has to go and find these machine parts before the Soviets do
I want this to be the plot of Indy 5 but with a cameo with short round

good times user

What about this?

garbage

Since Cloud City is my fav futuristic city in a movie, I like this.