Is Michael Cera's character in Juno the biggest cuck in all of movie history?

Is Michael Cera's character in Juno the biggest cuck in all of movie history?

You're thinking of Michael Cera's character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

He's a weak man, but he's literally the opposite of a cuckold

Considering hes the only one who fucks her I'd say no

You're thinking of Michael Cera's character in Arrested Development.

>Father allows Mother to give away their child
I saw it from that angle for the first time today. I've never heard such an immasculating story.

Michael Cera's character in Magic Magic
>Juno Temple will never hold your face against her pussy
jdimsa

Magic magic is really great in a bad way
>Build up build up
>White girl problems
>then it's over

>Getting typecast as a cuck
This is truly the darkest timeline any actor could face

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So is Jesse Eisenberg the Alpha version of Cera?

>Juno Temple will never hold your face against her pussy
Show me.

I think Pilgrim is more cucked. Bleeker didn't want the kid.
But seriously Pilgrim is egregious
>Fall in love with emotionally unstable used goods
>Defeat all of her past flames and have to listen to all of her half-assed explanations about why she's a gigantic slut
>Genuinely believe you have any future with a girl who's lied and cheated her way from man to man (to woman)
Being young is drooling over Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Growing up is realizing Knives was the better grill all along.

No

Kim was better than Knives in every way and you know it

Both of them are far better than Ramona and that was my main point.

but Scott and Ramona are both horrible fucking people, and that why they complete each other

Jesse Eisenberg is the talentless rangeless version of Michael Cera.

Scott wasn't exemplary by any means but Ramona is a woman no man should ever be with.

give me examples of michael cera's range.

How in the fuck does Michael Cera have "range"

no this is

Eisenberg has at least two voices
Thats twice more than Cera

>please can i have sex with you

OK, what does jdimsa mean?

Lewd pic in return.

Magic Magic - He learned Spanish for it and another
Youth In Revolt
Arrested Development
all different
Jesse Eisenberg only learned to suck dick for roles. He does his lame fast-talk bumbly shit in every single film.
He's garbage.

Fucking this. I was really thinking i was the only one who sees Ramona Flowers as the worst woman in fiction. Bryan Lee O'Malley is a talentless hack, specially on character creation.

that was the point
hence why Gideon was the true hero and treated her like a slut

Saw this for the first time today

He was funnier before he became a tranny.

>cuck
Learn the meaning of words before you try to use them in sentences.

Nah, there's always roles for cucks. As long as you don't end up as a cuck in the real world it's all fine.

Wasn't Ramona based on his gf at the time who he's split with?

Really gives the noggin a joggin

I think O'Malley is just a giant liberal faggot himself who honestly believes whores like Ramona deserve a second (or in this case eighth) chance.

You're retarded; it's only cucked if the father wanted the kid.

If anything Jason Bateman got cucked because he

1.) clearly wanted to fuck Juno and talk about Sonic Youth

2.) ended up getting his relationship destroyed when his wife decided to raise Michael Cera's mistake baby

>Rawdogs dyke pussy
>Nuts inside
>Has to pay zero (0) child support

Nigga, what?

This

>getting work in Hollywood that doesn't require getting molested or contracting an STD

Sounds like a win.

this and fucking kekd

Just Die In My Sleep Already

it's pretty jarring and kinda weird to see a baby bump on someone so under developped. looks like they taped a baby bump on a 12 year old kid.

You're thinking of Michael Cera