Be honest, you would shit your pants at the sight of one of these things

Be honest, you would shit your pants at the sight of one of these things.

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legit looks like a killing machine

Dude don't you know you're supposed to be sympathetic for the bugs? That was the entire point of the movie

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Probably not.

I'd shit myself when i realized my pissweak guns can't harm it and on the horizon is just a sea of them.

But aside from nigh invulnerability to small arms, and the fact there are literally trillions of them, they're not THAT terrifying a concept for an alien.

Just saw your image
Pants are fine

what are you trying to prove faggot?

HEY I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

With any luck it'd be a flier and I'd get decapitated before I knew what was happening.

OMG you're a literal nazi

They deserve a place to stay in our country

I would like to know more.

Is this flase slag shit another meme to confuse us brainlets, like dat shrinking machine?

thats what your liberal maggot brain likes to believe.

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Starship Troopers remains for me one of the most brutal movies ever. I know it's all done is a comical tone and it's pretty great, but there are a staggering amount of amputations and that is practically a phobia for me. I literally feel anxiety like when the reporter dude gets rekt.

Such a great movie for making me feel uncomfortable with soft-core porn actors in lead roles.

I've got a fair amount of martial arts training and I think I could take one down if I could grab one of those think arms and twist it round. It's all in how you use your weight.

>Brazil

How tall are they? Like 13 ft?

they look like the bugs from half life

No it's not a meme, you should let them kill you if that is a part of their culture. Bigot.

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Yeah no shit, it can rip a human to peices in seconds

I'd still prefer that though, then waiting a few hours helpless after being face raped by this

Well, Rico is 5'10 and they seem about twice the size of him.

Guess which came out first.

ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

>not just committing sudoku

God will understand

Worse case scenario is being coccooned and not being able to off yourself

>there are a staggering amount of amputations
is this what it's like to be a 90's born queer?

>Yeah no shit, it can rip a human to peices in seconds

Unless they injure you and take you to the brain bug so he can suck out your brains

Buenos Aires is in Argentina.

I honestly think it's depressing as hell. All the characters are brainwashed into this cycle of more violence and insanity while also living horrible lives. The ending especially makes it clear. One of the few movies I don't think I could ever rewatch to be honest.

book = unironic fascism
movie = ironic fascism
i didnt realize this was a topic of debate

>Be honest, you would shit your pants at the sight of one of these things.

Yeah but to be fair that's not saying much

You'd shit your pants if you were locked in a room with an unrestrained Tiger, too.

Shit let's not even go that far. An angry pit bull. You'd shit your pants if you were locked in a room with a pit bull that's pissed and ready to maul you.

The pitbull is less scary, a few well placed punches and kicks can take out one of those. Hell, shove your fist down their thoat, freaks them the fuck out.

It's when you're trying to escape them that you have a problem.

>Newsreels tell you to aim for the nerve stem
>Doesn't show you exactly where it is

I would like to know more

>The pitbull is less scary, a few well placed punches and kicks can take out one of those.

I would love to see someone try

The first thing my kung fu instructor, all the way back in 1991 taught me, was how to kill a rabid dog of any size. Shit was so cash.

Want to know more?

>The enemy cannot shove their hand down your throat if they do not have a hand

lol ok mr badass

If you ever try it I'd love for you to post it on youtube

I'm pretty sure it would get millions of hits if you manage to take down an angry pit bull with "a few well placed punches and kicks"

Go ahead what's stoppin' ya?

Not him, but intentionally going after an angry pitbull for e-fame or to prove to someone on a Mongolian weaving forum that he can is retarded.

That's beside the point.

The point is that I think it's all bullshit

I've seen those fuckers in action.

You can't take one on with your bare hands.

That's all there is to it.

>how to kill a rabid dog of any size

no because love wins and i dont discriminate based on race, black white, giant spider doesnt matter

everyone knows you fingerfuck the dog's asshole until he jizzes then he walks away

In fact I'll go even further and say that I believe mr badass over there would in fact cower in fear and hope the dog doesn't fuck him up too badly, but he's acting like he could actually get a couple of punches or kicks in

Things are very different when you have a fucking mandible that can literally crush cow bones (i've seen it happen!) around your fucking leg.

It's just not happening. You don't have a chance.

Sorry mr. tough guy, your karate teacher is full of shit.

is he biting your face off all that time though?

Imagine if the ST government was like the progressive governments of today.

>As you can see, these poor bugs are oppressed and they want to co-exist peacefully
>Brain bug comes in and drains the brain of one of the government officials.
>See, it is learning how to integrate into our culture.

Hello, friend. I see that you have desired to know more. Punches and kicks are not the answer, although one certainly must not rule them out. The trick lies in lateral force.

A pitbull has, depending on the size of its head, anywhere between 200 to 250 lbs of "bite pressure" (longitudinal force.) This can be quite terrifying for any person to deal with. The lateral strength of its jaws, however? Not so much.

Essentially to kill such a beast, you're going to have to break its jaw sideways, in opposite directions.

Now, to do so, ideally your strongest hand will be cupping its lower jaw, with your palm underneath it on the chin. Your weakest hand will be placed over its upper-jaw and snout. Then, as violently as you can, push in opposite directions.

For example, if you're right-handed and your right hand is holding the lower jaw, you'll be pushing violently to the left, while your left hand, the weakest, will be pushing to the right. This will almost certainly dislocate and break any dog's jaw, even a Rottweiler's, because of their weak lateral strength and, more often than not, the dog will die from its injuries.

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you're dumb
proper dog trainers know exactly how to disable dogs of any weight or strength. It's not inconceivable a martial arts instructor would know the same thing.

why do that when you can just kick it in the stomach a couple times? Any grown man will kill the average dog in just a couple kicks, one is usually enough to send it to it's knees.

I wonder if their hatchlings are as hot as ours

i punched a dog to death when i was only a day old, its how my parents decide to keep the kids they have

lol again, I've seen them in action.

I've seen a pit bull crunching cow bones like they were potato chips.

They are fucking animals, their reflexes and speed are beyond anything you can comprehend unless you actually see one attacking, by the time you throw a punch like says you will find that he has grasped said hand and you will be his bitch.

No other way around it.

The only way to contain them is if they hold back for their master or if you have some kind of tool or weapon.

I don't think any of you fuckers know just how vicious an animal can be. You think he's going to fight all gentlemany like a person and let you get a couple of pops in? HAHAHAHA stupid faggots

Also, tiger for reference

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Notice how effortlessly he can drag you away and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Next one of you idiots will try to claim that you know how to disable a tiger lol

>Next one of you idiots will try to claim that you know how to disable a tiger lol
Well yeah, you shoot it until it drops

You seem a little... perturbed. Perhaps you could do with a beginner's lesson to grow confidence? Our trainers are gentle and understanding for people of all ages, shapes and sizes. Even Sup Forums posters.

>Well yeah, you shoot it until it drops

THANKS GAMEPRO!

>itt people fail to realize that starship troopers had a happy ending because the three main characters ended up living their highschool dream

we're talking hand to hand have you even been paying attention?

we have a badass who thinks he can take down vicious fucking animals with some "well placed punches and kicks"

not at all.

I just happen to think everything you've said thus far is utter bullshit, is all, and I find your idiocy amusing.

With your karate master bullshit and fake bullshit spewing "master" all I can think of is pic related, sorry, that's how I picture you

>The trick lies in lateral force.

suuuure whatever you say master karate man lol

It's more like itt: how to deal with pitbulls.

How did the first movie be so good but the others be so bad? Plus why the big budget drop between films?

>How did the first movie be so good but the others be so bad?
fuck off cunt

>The first thing my kung fu instructor, all the way back in 1991 taught me, was how to kill a rabid dog of any size.

>this is what weeaboos actually believe

If it be your will, I certainly won't attempt to change it.

Don't tell me you liked Marauders or worse, Hero of the federation?

Grab their forelegs and pull in opposite directions, crushes their heart.

oh ok well good thing the fucking rabid dog will politely sit still so you can grab his legs in a one on one unarmed fight so you can apply some nice submission moves on him

He won't have his jaws tightly wrapped around your fucking arm the minute you reach out at him or anything because you know vicious animals are nice like that, they let you get a couple of moves in before tearing you to shreds

I told you to fuck off because you asked a stupid question

Ok, I get why they were worse, but I was asking more about how did they get so bad?

budget cuts

>implying the other arm isn't free to grab one leg and wrench it violently out of its socket

How new ARE you?

Are you fucking retarded? One is a big studio film the rest were straight to video shit.

I just find it so stupid that they would create movies that are so blatantly shit.

Like, do these people hate money?

no, they like money

which is why they decided to spend less on a movie that they know you would go see just because of the name regardless of how bad it was

You know, to make more money

I see similar things every week, it would just remind me that I haven't taken my meds

I own a 12 gauge Bellini shotgun with lots of high brass slug shells. Id kill anything creeping out of the corner of my eye

I'd fire on it's brain stem. That's how you kill a bug!

>Jeez would you look at that? Those things will rip you to shreds. Hey computer, let me know more.

Just saying that if they grab you and start trashing around, picking a dog up by its hind legs usually trigger a reflex so they start trashing and just bite down for a while, then release.

No idea how are you going to do that by yourself, but if someone else is getting mauled, that may actually help.

Also
> DIZZY BEST GIRL

This movie was my first fap thanks to her.

Quality choice desu

How is a 3 meter tall ant with half its body size in mandibles not terrifying?
At best, what it isn't is repugnant. It needed 4 more legs for that.

>it's
Man, they let just about anybody become a citizen nowadays.

Funny, I can watch it over and over. Even after immediately finishing it. The only part that gets me sad is when the chick dies in his arms

>implying that you would be able to ignore the pain of your armbones being snapped like twigs

Fight or flight nigga.

It just depends on what type of person you are and how much Adrenalin is being pumped.

I'd do my part and kill em' all. For Buenos Aires.

I figure we're talking from the perspective of a soldier drilled for and expecting space battle with weird shit. And in the realm of alien horrors melee bugs aren't that bad.

Of course the moment your guns don't work, yeah it's pretty scary.

They can retain an alarming amount of killing efficiency even after several limbs have been shot off

Except they were drilled against humans.

>Your enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand

Bugs don't pull triggers.

Why couldn't you take down a pitbull with a kick?
I mean it's fucking tiny compared to me. If I time it right the little fucker will go flying.

Still, they know of and have previously fought bugs before as evidenced by the ones in captivity and the previous wars fought by man.

Everything during bootcamp suggested the Federation were preparing for war against other humans, not bugs.

This could relate to whether the meteor was a false flag or not. Maybe they were planning against humans, saw this meteor and thought that the bugs could be a better alternative. This could also explain why Klendathu was so bad. Not only did they charge in head first into the enemy home territory with only ground troops, but they also were only trained against the idea of human enemies, not bugs.

How could you effectively train against bugs though?

virtual/ augmented reality

They don't want to win the war. They want to keep the war going indefinitely.

Klendathu is a lifeless barren rock lightyears away. They could just hammer the surface from orbit until it cracked open, but they keep sending troops to get turned into mince.

The government is a military one, it only has power so long as there's an enemy. And in the bugs they found a perfect enemy. Truly alien, terrifying, merciless, huge birth rate to replinish troops, and no chance of reaching peace.

The training just makes them soldiers, easy to order to their deaths. It looks impressive, lots of drills and target practice, but the fact a military government sends in unarmoured meatbags with peashooters against an enemy twice their size, armour plated, with no fear or pain, with probably 100x the numbers, well that says a lot about the true nature of the government.

People have killed grizzly bears in hand to hand combat.

Pitbulls are tough but you can beat em.

look at those sharp legs, they have no chance in the swamp

2bh theres a lot of fictional stuff that would make me shit my pants. my own personal ultimate nightmare would probably be if i was put onboard the USG Ishimura. i genuinely don't think id be able to operate at all, id just curl up in a corner and cry and try to commit suicide as quickly and painlessly as possible.

did you see how many fucking people it took to kill one of them at the start? literally hundreds of bullets, you'd fucking die so fast.

Very likely.

I would probably just stand completely still and cry. I might even be too scared to cry and just piss myself and stand shaking.

The Bugs are in the right. Someone post that speech the brain bug-controlled general makes.

They have lock jaw and shake their head back and forth tearing flesh/muscle. If you can't escape and don't have a weapon or someone to help you're fucked.

Got 12oclock 1,2 and 3 gif?

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