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*unzips penis*

DUDE PHALLIC IMAGERY

these monsters were way more entertaining than the boring spider and oxen in the new Kong.

If your penis looks like THAT, then go see a doctor.

Start kicking myself in the face over and over until I stop breathing.

I still remember how uneasy I felt watching this scene in the cinema.

I felt the same user. It was so unexpectedly nightmarish compared to the rest of film's tone

owo what's this?

it goes on for sooo long and there's barely any music which makes it really feel like these guys are nothing but normal prey dying slowly. I visited a natural museum when I was a kid and they had this exhibit with giant centipedes and mosqitoes and I got this horrifying thought that for millions of years this was all that was going on, just these dense jungles of non concious things slowly eating everything around them with no regard for pain or finishing it quick, just total horror everywhere, something which today has been reduced to only occuring on the small insect scale level (mostly).
This scene captured that feeling very well. So did The mist.

For such an amazing and loyal bro, Lumpy died a horrifying death.

The hell were those things supposed to be anyways?

Leeches

gigantic versions of prehistoric insects probably

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_gigantism

They look a bit like lampreys

This scene has been ingrained in my mind since the movie came out and augmented a lifetime fear/disgust towards insects

Unless that one at his stomach started to churn away with his teeth which he probably did, looks like he would die of asphyxiation first

be honest:

would you?

>these things exist
I will never bathe in a river in asia or south america ever.

Fuck everything about that scene.

>spiders throwing corpses around
>giant claws snatching dudes into darkness
>giant leech worm things that slowly eat away at you
>all those other bugs climbing down the walls

Fuck that. I would've shot myself right then and there.

coincidence?

This fucking scene. It's KINO

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oh fuck theyre real??

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What's that fuck is that?

Lampreys don't exist in Asia or South America. They are also said to taste delicious

lampreys are one of the most primitive forms of vertebrate. They're basically the great great great uncle of all other vertebrates. They stem from a time before the evolution of appendages or even jaws. That's why they look like something out of a lovecraft story.

What's even worse is their close relative, the hagfish, another primitive jawless vertebrate. Also known as slime eels, they produce a thick layer of ooze from all over their body that looks like the shit xenomorphs secrete, and makes then hard for predators to catch. If caught, they'll actually slide through themselves in an overhand knot formation, squeeze off the slime, and clog up the predators gills while they escape. That sounds disgusting, but the worst part about hagfish is how they eat. They literally use their slimy bodies to squeeze up the assholes of victims and eat them from the inside out.

>They literally use their slimy bodies to squeeze up the assholes of victims and eat them from the inside out.
I am dying of laughter help

I once fell asleep horny and a dream that I was teasing a huge worm-like creature by holding food just out of its reach

I can relate to that

how can people believe in a merciful god when these things exist

what movie/kino is this?

Problem Child 2

King Kong (older one)

>They're basically the great great great uncle of all other vertebrates

That's not how evolution works, kid.

shit dude there's a ton in Lake Michigan

They're in American waterways too friend

Peter Jackson's King Kong.

I live in northern europe please don't tell me these fuckers are here too

so this isnt the newest prometheus movie?

I remember Andy Serkis said in a interview that he bursted out laughing at the premiere of this scene, because basically he didn't know what they were supposed to look like and he only saw green foam penises on the set

they are

They're everywhere but Africa pretty much.

There are fresh water and sea lamprey.

Well King Henry I couldnt have died from eating too many lampreys if there were none here

Not unless he ate them all

That would make him a big guy

close up of a sand worm. used as bait.

saw this in cinemas when i was 8, made me really sad cause i liked that guy who died to these

that looks pretty real though

Jesus

>just these dense jungles of non concious things slowly eating everything
Nature is just like this today, it's all about zergs devouring each other. You don't feel terrified only because birds and mammals look prettier while being the same.

for lampreys

SHIT

this kind of thing still happens with mammals, but for some reason I am much more spooked when its giant insects. Fuck.

I wonder if those deer getting their intestines eaten out of their assholes feel sadness or suffering

>You don't feel terrified only because birds and mammals look prettier while being the same
The difference is we exist and so we are here to observe the world, it's not "blind" anymore and we at least consider ourselves "moral" and many other mammals share the same qualities, such as caring for their offspring, feeling empathy, the comfort of touch. Now there's at least a feeling of good/evil having a tug of war, even if it's all illusory. Before that it was just pure horror. But your point is well taken, and as I said there's plenty of horrific shit that goes on just on a smaller scale now. Something that horrifies me now is how violent chimps are yet being so close to being like us.

probably the most uncomfortable I've ever felt while watching a movie

if you knew anything about vertebrate evolution you would know he is essentially correct and the first vertebrates were spineless, jawless fish-like creatures that have a very close resemblence to lampreys and the lamprey lineage has undergone the least genetic change in vertebrates since that time

>not going with your dad to watch Blue Is The Warmest Color

pleb

I saw someone teaching their son how to catch these with their hands while I was in Australia

Dumbest post of the thread
This retarded anthropocentrism is the reason people still sperg out about darwin to this day

The action scenes in 2005 Kong are better than 2017.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: You fucking can't

according to the world of kong book, they where parasitic worms in a old dinosaur that felt to the chasm and grew in size because of the environment or something like that

parasitic worms surviving without a host huh

hmmmm, nope

>This retarded anthropocentrism
no one is claiming it's rational, it's just the confession that that way of viewing the world are one of the few things we cling to to not completely lose our minds, and when I went to that museum it's like I peered through the curtain just for a bit and it was terrifying. I even say it's all illusory in my post.

Fuck man I had to dissect this thing in high school. We kept the same lamprey for almost a third of the semester. I wanted to throw up whenever I took that bitch out.

The term "uncle" is pretty accurate and a good stand in for "stem taxa."

Now imagine if he was a she.

>would you?

Would I what? chop those things to bits with a machete and burn every piece of them? yes

no, silly.

would you put your dick in that warm moist hole?

Oh well... I wasn't planning on sleeping this year anyway heh

>They literally use their slimy bodies to squeeze up the assholes of victims and eat them from the inside out.

There's one in your toilet right now.

Based Henry eliminating the population of Lovecraftian monsters one lunch at a time

They're tiny and cute monsters here. Sometimes they're on sides of fish.