Comfy The Americans thread
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why isn't paige having sex?
Stan, once you wanted revolution
Now you're the institution
How's it feel to be the man
It's no fun to be the man
I was distressed thinking that the final scene of last episode was going to end with the 'technique' being Elizabeth doing something sexual to Phil infront of Paige
post keri russell butt
Have you seen last episode? Matthews is going to hit that
I hope Stan's new love interest isn't a KGB plant
>Paige, you need to learn how to suck a dick to keep control of the situation
>Let me show you
stan
STAN
I JUST BOUGHT
STAN!
LEAVE ME ONE GODDAMMIT
FUCK
I bet she's CIA or FBI
Was Elizabeth more jealous of Irina or Martha?
>tfw remember that one episode where the lead actress gets BLACKED in an interracial cuckold plotline with the leader of the local Black Panthers faction
Absolute slow burn pleb filter kino
>this is the title of the season finale
I'm scared lads
nina is and always will be the best girl
Tbqh she gets cucked by Philip a lot more
i want to bang her so badly. lick her tight and tasty pussy. cum in her mouth and watch her sallow it.
she actually works for cancerman
Then her parents murder you
worth
Nah man pussy isn't worth dying for
Irina was hot as balls so I'm assuming her
I don't think she's ever actually met her
Not even a picture or anything?
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as matter of fact, elizaberth - her mom - said in the last episode that she doesn't care about paige having sex as long as her partner don't be matthew. therefore, i could fuck her without problems.
They weren't supposed to talk about their former life, so I think keeping a picture is out of the window too
And Elizabeth didn't care at all about Philip for like 18 years ( until the first episode), why would he tell her about his ex?
Yeah but you sound too creepy for her to not care, user
who is the best girl in the show after paige?
I don't get the fascination with Paige on this board, she's alright but certainly not exceptional
Kate was based
Philip's discomfort with this whole situation was great
>ok comrade you might have to fuck a girl the same age as your daughter alright
>...nyet
The blonde chick married to the DoD guy. Name escapes me at the moment.
>Elizabeth is literally a whore
Kek
Annelise?
F
You wanna get stuffed in a suitcase faggot?
martha
>tfw elizabeth tells you it's okay, it's fine
Yes
RIP
as time passed, he didn't seem reluctant. even he asked elizabeth if he should fuck the blonde girl.
If I fuck her before sure
did you miss her, Sup Forums?
she was one of the best characters in the show. i think they could have exploited her a little more.
He still was wary of it and just got her sleepy drunk and tucked her in. Can't stop being a dad.
I do, actually. I also miss Arkady Zokov
He didn't know what to do with her. They just pray every week when he sees her to switch the tape and tries to act not too creepy in S4
And he said "if she grows older.. Then maybe i'll sleep with her"
I'm hyped to see Paige finally meet Gabriel
Arkady was fucking brotier.
I'll never forgive Stan.
is he /ourguy/?
>Pastor Tim
He's pretty chill for a pastor
Certainly, just like the rest of KGB.
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this guy is very creepy. i still believe he's a pedo or an agent.
>still believing this
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So how will Liz react to meeting Misha? Angry? Jealous? Would she care?
>Protestant
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when paige was in her closet and moaning i thought something lewd was happening
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i didn't understand that scene yet. it was so random
she's having trouble coping with everything
She came out of the closet
She's still traumaitzed from the attack and her mom killing.
My favourite Phillip
Oh man this episode and that scene, wrong place at the wrong time.
>that alcoholic contact who straight up fails in Philip's eyes
>Series finale
>Final scene
>Elizabeth and Philip have defected and become American citizens
>Philip turns to Elizabeth and says "Finally, we have become the Americans"
>Roll credits
Kino
i
n
o
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>30 years later
>Moscow
>"President Putin, the new ambassador from the United States is here to meet you."
>Door opens
>"Hello Paige. You look just like your mother."
>"Thank you Vladimir. President Trump sends his thanks for your help."
>"We couldn't have done it without you."
THE END
If you had to venture a random guess as to how it all ends, what would it be?
Me? Elizabeth sacrifices herself somehow for the family.
They make a huge sacrifice, and then the cold war ends, rendering their huge sacrifice pointless. Kind of like the end of The Mist
What's with the Pasha plotline?
irina was cute af
Can we have one Americans thread without this webm?
>philip literally cucks her 3 times a week with some secretary
>being able to fuck that awful hambeast with enthusiasm
He's truly elite.
they either defect, or one of them dies or some shit
my bet is she will see him as a problem and leverage for phil's complete loyalty towards mother russia
Elizabeth and/or Philip will be dead by the end or in prison
I think Pastor Tim needs to tell Matthew to chill.