Comfy The Americans thread

Comfy The Americans thread

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why isn't paige having sex?

Stan, once you wanted revolution
Now you're the institution
How's it feel to be the man
It's no fun to be the man

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I was distressed thinking that the final scene of last episode was going to end with the 'technique' being Elizabeth doing something sexual to Phil infront of Paige

post keri russell butt

Have you seen last episode? Matthews is going to hit that

I hope Stan's new love interest isn't a KGB plant

>Paige, you need to learn how to suck a dick to keep control of the situation
>Let me show you

stan

STAN

I JUST BOUGHT

STAN!

LEAVE ME ONE GODDAMMIT

FUCK

I bet she's CIA or FBI

Was Elizabeth more jealous of Irina or Martha?

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>tfw remember that one episode where the lead actress gets BLACKED in an interracial cuckold plotline with the leader of the local Black Panthers faction

Absolute slow burn pleb filter kino

>this is the title of the season finale

I'm scared lads

nina is and always will be the best girl

Tbqh she gets cucked by Philip a lot more

i want to bang her so badly. lick her tight and tasty pussy. cum in her mouth and watch her sallow it.

she actually works for cancerman

Then her parents murder you

worth

Nah man pussy isn't worth dying for

Irina was hot as balls so I'm assuming her

I don't think she's ever actually met her

Not even a picture or anything?

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as matter of fact, elizaberth - her mom - said in the last episode that she doesn't care about paige having sex as long as her partner don't be matthew. therefore, i could fuck her without problems.

They weren't supposed to talk about their former life, so I think keeping a picture is out of the window too

And Elizabeth didn't care at all about Philip for like 18 years ( until the first episode), why would he tell her about his ex?

Yeah but you sound too creepy for her to not care, user

who is the best girl in the show after paige?

I don't get the fascination with Paige on this board, she's alright but certainly not exceptional

Kate was based

Philip's discomfort with this whole situation was great

>ok comrade you might have to fuck a girl the same age as your daughter alright
>...nyet

The blonde chick married to the DoD guy. Name escapes me at the moment.

>Elizabeth is literally a whore

Kek

Annelise?

F

You wanna get stuffed in a suitcase faggot?

martha

>tfw elizabeth tells you it's okay, it's fine

Yes
RIP

as time passed, he didn't seem reluctant. even he asked elizabeth if he should fuck the blonde girl.

If I fuck her before sure

did you miss her, Sup Forums?

she was one of the best characters in the show. i think they could have exploited her a little more.

He still was wary of it and just got her sleepy drunk and tucked her in. Can't stop being a dad.

I do, actually. I also miss Arkady Zokov

He didn't know what to do with her. They just pray every week when he sees her to switch the tape and tries to act not too creepy in S4

And he said "if she grows older.. Then maybe i'll sleep with her"

I'm hyped to see Paige finally meet Gabriel

Arkady was fucking brotier.

I'll never forgive Stan.

is he /ourguy/?

>Pastor Tim

He's pretty chill for a pastor

Certainly, just like the rest of KGB.

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this guy is very creepy. i still believe he's a pedo or an agent.

>still believing this

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So how will Liz react to meeting Misha? Angry? Jealous? Would she care?

>Protestant

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when paige was in her closet and moaning i thought something lewd was happening

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i didn't understand that scene yet. it was so random

she's having trouble coping with everything

She came out of the closet

She's still traumaitzed from the attack and her mom killing.

My favourite Phillip

Oh man this episode and that scene, wrong place at the wrong time.

>that alcoholic contact who straight up fails in Philip's eyes

>Series finale
>Final scene
>Elizabeth and Philip have defected and become American citizens
>Philip turns to Elizabeth and says "Finally, we have become the Americans"
>Roll credits

Kino
i
n
o

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>30 years later
>Moscow
>"President Putin, the new ambassador from the United States is here to meet you."
>Door opens
>"Hello Paige. You look just like your mother."
>"Thank you Vladimir. President Trump sends his thanks for your help."
>"We couldn't have done it without you."
THE END

If you had to venture a random guess as to how it all ends, what would it be?

Me? Elizabeth sacrifices herself somehow for the family.

They make a huge sacrifice, and then the cold war ends, rendering their huge sacrifice pointless. Kind of like the end of The Mist

What's with the Pasha plotline?

irina was cute af

Can we have one Americans thread without this webm?

>philip literally cucks her 3 times a week with some secretary

>being able to fuck that awful hambeast with enthusiasm

He's truly elite.

they either defect, or one of them dies or some shit

my bet is she will see him as a problem and leverage for phil's complete loyalty towards mother russia

Elizabeth and/or Philip will be dead by the end or in prison

I think Pastor Tim needs to tell Matthew to chill.