Why?

Why?

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It's called a beard you Fucking moron

women age like shit she was probably hot when she was younger also he's gay

I don't know, maybe he loves her physical flaws or something stupid like that.

Maybe she's just really good in the bed or something. Who knows?

S-she's pregnant, right?

real love

he's probably fucked enough 10s in his life, he found someone he loves for their personality

he's not shallow

She got him long before he made it big, and being an honorable man Hugh has stuck it out. He knows she isn't there for his riches or looks. Sure Hugh could have any woman he wants now, but he'd never know if it was because she really loved him or just his fame and wealth.

maybe because there is more to women than physical appearance

She's never been pregnant, their kids are adopted.

Basically they worked together on an Aussie show and he fell for the older woman trap

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>staying with your normie below average wife while being a 10/10

He's too good bros

>implying he doesn't probably cheat all the time and she's fine with that because he makes good money

It's like you haven't figured out how basic marriages work even when you're not super wealthy.

He looks fat high test alpha pussy like a real man

>Sure Hugh could have any woman he wants now

are you implying all women are whores?

Keep thinking that, Skippy. Pixies make the flowers grow too.

And there's the real answer, kids.

because he's a homo who loves to sing in musicals

settling with someone based on looks is just a way to make your life more miserable, especially if you're rich as she's probably going to leech all of your wealth away from you. you're better off finding a good partner that you enjoy spending your time with and live a happy life instead of caring what autistic 16 year olds think about him

Are they not?

>are you implying all women are whores?

Are you implying they're not?

Hugh Jackman is a fudge-packing ass bandit. His wife is a cover so he can live the lifestyle in secret.
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As are all men. The slut shaming only originates from a society that didn't have paternity testing and where you had to be sure your firstborn was truly your own.

Why do her boobs always look bigger in photos than her actual videos?

Because pussy is not the same as love?

You younglings will never know the love of a good woman. You're all destined to be fucked - and fucked over - by sluts all your life.

You're a cuck in waiting. He's the purest form of alpha.

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Everyone knows woman spoil after 23.

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He's gay and they got together before he was a thing. Back then she was paying him to be her husband and he had something to cover his homosexuality up. Now he's returning her the favor and they're together because they get along.

Who is this cumquat?

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Hugo Jaccoman

Huge Actman probably has a heart.

Adult here. Relationships aren't 24/7 fuckfests. Grow up kiddo.

He has been married a long time she was hot once why do you think young white women dont want children? .

She wasn't, the beard is older than him

No, pic related

He's a gay guy who portrays badass dudes, he needs his beard

Is there any compelling evidence that he's gay? I've suspected it but where's the proof?

>Damm handsome guy with ugly woman. If I had just a bit of his looks and talent...!
So, anons. Most of you would be awful persons if you were handsome, uh? Neither of you would try to be better if you have looks and talent, but actually would show the worst part of you.

Hollywood can be pretty fucking scary

So Hugh is one of /them/?

My gf, back the fuck off

Angela White

She was like a 6.5 out of 10 when they hooked up before he was famous, normal looking chick with no major flaws that plenty of people would be fine giving the fucc, then she just aged poorly and it looks like she had a shit nosejob since then. He stuck with her because he's in love with her you faget. or he's just lowkey homo

look at her what more proof do you need

>he's never spread the ass of a thick milf and dove tongue first into that demolished post-childbirth hemorrhoid'd bhole

holy fuck, men really DO age line wine

she doesn't look that bad here, she got JUST'd by rhinoplasty for sure. check nose in those pics vs now.

>post-childbirth hemorrhoid'd bhole

that would be hard to accomplish in this case since they have no biological kids

Power of the angle

They all look 18 or older to me

>be 28
>marry a 41 year old woman

Soulless faggots.

Gay people like to see Gayness everywhere

Jackman is Straight

Straight people like to see Straightness everywhere.

Jackman is Gay.

Lewd people like to see lewdess everywhere.
Jackman is asexual.

she looks hot as fuck in those

You have fucking horrid taste

Hugh, pls.

Ok I'll be honest, I didn't mean them as in the rumoured pedo ring, just joining the gay sex circle to get roles

wooow how did he go from that

to this


TURBO JUST

I almost wish the guy was gay. He's too perfect. He needs a flaw.

maybe she can cook and gives good sex you would be surprised how some of them older lady get down

Ryan Smiles

When you deal with demons, they demand sacrifices to perform miracles. He married her to become famous. Demons are ruthless.

>DAt video
Yep that's a 100% certified homo right there

Skin cancer will do that anyone.

He's a feeder like Pierce Brosnan

>The slut shaming only originates from a society that didn't have paternity testing

Paternity testing is a felony in France.

Hospitals in the US routinely blood type newborns and deliberately choose not to tell fathers when the results disprove paternity.

Don't sign any birth certificate until you've tested for paternity, anons.

>Paternity testing is a felony in France.
Bullshit tho.

So, why would he need to hide his homosexuality? I don't get it. Can someone explain?

The Logan can't be a fag.

Also see Chris Evans

What she says and does is unimportant. The demon said, marry an ugly woman if you want to become successful. He did and the demon kept his end of the bargain, they always do.

u mean i am hugh, thx i guess

Which X-Men is he?

Because when you are desired by millions of women you sell more tickets. If you are gay, you are not desired by as many women.

That's Brian's flight twink

>>Bullshit tho.

Sorry, cuck, you're dead wrong.

Paternity testing is regulated by the state and only allowed in certain cases:

Without a court order the express consent of the person must be obtained in writing before the carrying out of the examination, after the person has been duly informed of its nature and its purpose.[18]
With a court order (if consent could not be obtained)

This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology. French men often circumvent these laws by sending samples of DNA to foreign laboratories, but risk prosecution if caught. The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine.

Here's a link to the tranlated French legal code too, cuck:

legifrance.gouv.fr/content/download/7754/105592/version/4/file/Code_civil_20130701_EN.pdf

Hank.

its makeup

What's his mutant superpower?

Bending that ass over and taking a Hugh dick.

No, Singer literally used the "wanna meet Wolverine?" line to get them there.

No, that's bullshit, because you don't understand french law.
In France you have to recognize a child when it's born. Even if it's your wife, you can declare that it's not your child.
Thus, making a paternity test after you recognized a child as your own is a problem, because you're actually doing a prejudice to the mother and the child, because you CONSENTED to be the father.
So, if you want to do one, you have to go to court, ask for one, and if it's not your child, you can be discharged of any responsabilities regardint it and sue the mother, and if it's your child, the mother can sue you for diffamation.

The system is actually BETTER than the US one, because you can refuse to recognize a child as your one without a fucking judge.

Now please, shut the fuck up dipshit.

It's an Aussie thing. Mark Webber, a tall handsome multimillionaire (ex-)F1 driver has this woman as a wife.
It's okay tho, he fucks Sharapova on the side.

Mark is 5'11". Hugh was 6'2" in his prime.

Shooped

She isn't that thicc

Here's the unshooped version

Either a beard

Or

Jackman is just one of the very few actual good people in Hollywood, 10/10 all around decent human being who chose to stay with wife despite her rapidly fading looks because he loves her

Which would you rather be true?

What I meant was he's tall for an F1 driver and compared to her. He still is below the 21st century manlet cutoff of course.

he is gay but when your main role in hollywood is bad ass action man you can't afford to be openly gay

logan would never have been made if he came out as gay

Mommy issues. His mother was bipolar and left the family when he was young.

Because he's literally a homo and that's probably his best friend as well as his beard. Some homos aren't even trying at this point.

Sounds like a dumb system because it's obvious to anyone that most fathers are only consenting on the implicit understanding that the mother was faithful. Imagine the relationship trouble it'd cause if you just go "Sweetie I love you and this baby but I can't consent to officially being the father until I get a paternity test". The opposite of preserving the peace.

Most men aren't going to do that though because they're not socially retarded, however the law fails to account for this and traps many men into being fathers when they only consented under false pretenses.

Fucking this.

>Which X-Men is he?

The one that can disappear every time Brian Singer pulls his dick out and then reappear in the fetal position and crying his eyes out.

Look at Aaron Taylor Johnson's marriage