What the fuck did he mean by this?

What the fuck did he mean by this?

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should put his head further in turn it on. 30 seconds should do

>how do microwaves work

you're not the brightest lad

>All them views
Its insane how all late shows, barring Fallon, jumped up so much in ratings and online views because of the election and now Trump being president.

Ive had a drink, fuck you both

fake news like colbert are ripping on kellyanne conway's comments re 'microwaves that turn into cameras'

when in actuality, microwaves really do have spying applications, she simply mispoke because of her lack of technichal expertise on these matters

theyre literally so low at this point this is all they got, attacking what is essentially the presidential spokeswoman when they already admitted to spying on general flynn and trump, which they now deny

lmao Alex fucking Jones has more viewers/listeners than they do, shill harder

>making shit up
get outta here conway

Source on all your claims?

>when in actuality, microwaves really do have spying applications
>Being this big of a retard

I know it's cool to hate mainstream, but you're a faggot, loser, nigger, and an idiot.

not him but microwaves (as in the actual waves) can be used for imaging. Internet-connected microwave ovens are very rare but could potentially be targeted the same way smart TVs are. It's obviously a misinterpretation of something she was handed by an intern which is easily understandable. That said it is funny so I'm not sure why people like OP are sperging about a late night show making fun of it.

i bet you're a stupid american and think microwaves mean exclusively the appliance you cook food in, and think she literally mean turning that appliance into a camera thanks to watching this garbage

thats how dumb you are

she did mean literal microwave ovens though, let's be honest

Why are the top trending videos on youtube always him and Seth Meyers bitching about Trump when they only have like a million views?

Any device that can be connected to the internet can be used. There's some weird push for appliances to become part of this 'internet of things.'
Refrigerators, televisions, microwaves, even lightbulbs. It's the stupidest shit.

Is this the thread where we cry that Trump is still president?

obsession

I really think they ought to get Colbert a new pair of glasses. The one's he's wearing now make him look brainwashed or something. I just get uncomfortable when ever I see him in the youtube thumbnail. He looks so fucking weird.

who the fuck is even Seth Meyers' audience? He wasn't even a popular Weekend Update host. I can't even imagine how much of Lorne Michaels semen he must consume every day to have this gig. He looks and sounds like the smug kid everybody hated in fourth grade stuck into a suit and put in front of a camera.

Someone or some group is trying to shape opinions and is doing so by artificially making these late night clips the top trending vids. Whether it be intentional or not, but it's clear that the algorithm heavily, heavily favors these channels.

What's so unbelievable about a microphone/recording device being implanted into a fucking microwave? How is that so absurd to believe?

I'm a literal paranoid nutjob Alex Jones listener with five guns but honestly it's probably just because they accumulate the amount of views they have in a very short amount of time.

Twitter is where the real bullshit is, click on any of Trump's tweets and all of the top responses are some literal nobody with a blue checkmark going on some 9 tweet-long butthurt rant about whatever he just said.

the current top trending video is some baffling shit that has like 10 million views where a woman parodies the video of that guy who has his kids walk into a BBC interview

How many of those views would you say are from paid 3rd world Indians or something. That shit is insufferable to watch even if you don't like the big bad Drumpf

he had a dude from the CIA come on and tell him they aren't spying on people, he's a shill dude

>he had a dude from the CIA come on and tell him they aren't spying on people
Fucking hell

>he had a dude from the CIA come on and tell him they aren't spying on people

I refuse to believe people are that stupid to believe that.

>What the fuck did he mean by this?
you accidentally posted a picture of stephen colbert when I assume you meant to post a pitcture of kelly-anne conway

Why are retarded liberals so in love with Obama? Don't they know he's pretty much in considered a terrorist and war criminal in third world countries? You know, those countries they so deeply care about

He is flattering Obama. This makes Obama feel good, and those who like Obama also feel good. It's vicarious "like-me" masturbation

youtube.com/watch?v=buI8aO7nRDM

Do any middle of the fence voters tune in frequently or is it just hard libs that watch now?

this really is a bizarre dystopian society

Probably not. Not like it matters, since there is literally no reason to appeal to middle of the fence voters.

They pay for it.
Just billboard ads under the guise of "trending! Look at this, don't be left out!!"

>5 guns

Good start. Make sure you got enough ammo bro...500-1000 minimum

>the President tweeted that Obama wiretapped him in Trump Tower, is that possible?
>no *heh*
>WILD APPLAUSE
I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY
FUCK

>some CIA guy says it's not true and didn't happen
Oh well i guess he's telling the truth i'll just believe what he says.

>Hey you know those organizations that are notorious for lying to and spying on the population
>Listen to their old leader and take everything he's saying on blind faith please

What liberals are saying they love the Middle-East? Are you just extrapolating that from not wanting to completely block all refugees/immigrants from those countries?

Also most liberals I talked to didn't agree with Obama's drone strikes. You know you're allowed to disagree with someone and still like them, right?

>tfw this actually happened, and liberals not only believed him, but they use it as evidence that Trump is crazy for saying he was tapped

This is some of the worst damage control I've ever seen in my life holy fuck
and everyone just ate it up because he says some 'dude trump lmao' in between and the audience goes wild
that entire video is so bizarre

Embarrassing. Luckily these retards don't run this country anymore

Hah I was going to say that I only liked his comedy on MAD TV but that person is named Josh Meyers. Yeah I don't know what his real audience numbers are user.

>a late night """comedian""" no one watches has his YouTube videos used as evidence by """"intellectuals""""

>can trump find out secret things just for himself?
>"yes"
>audience starts laughing

>that image
>those digits

whew

It's insane that jewtube promotes this trash LOL TRENDING XD

>all these triggered redditors

Sad! Vault 7 retards. If it has an internet conneciton, it's spying on you

>A fucking G-man on late night television laughing and joking "ha ha were not spying on you, LOL"
>Everyone laughs along with him

I just don't even know anymore. I want to leave this place.

Pure (((cohencidence)))

oh look more Sup Forumstarded trumpcucks getting triggered by FUCKING JOKES

just fuck off back to /r/thedonald will you already?

you can turn on a microwave with the door open

the youtube trending section is chosen, it doesn't reflect whats actually trending. They will have a 2 day old anti Trump video from The View with 60k views in the top 10 trending.

When Joe Rogan had Alex Jones on it got like 2 million views in less than 24 hours (rare for something that long on youtube) and it wasn't in trending.

I am now a #ColbertMissile

I want you people to leave.

Cry more reddit nigger

>look on trending
>a bunch of random "literally who" poo in the loo music videos with only 200k-500k views
Wow yeah that sure is a trend and trending hard!

No, I think most real human beans know this now but ShareBlue has a strong presence here.

I'm a Drumfer, but even I'm not stupid enough to be offended by liberal jokes. Why are Sup Forumscucks so easy to trigger? The whole board makes fun of liberals as like 50% of its content, but if liberals do the same it's like a personal attack

yeah same, it's hilarious watching this guy crash and burn.

But seriously. Nuclear codes.

YOU
PEOPLE
NEED
TO
GO
AWAY

Does anyone here actually have an internet connected microwave?
Like, I don't doubt they exist, but they really aren't a problem if they are super rare and not at all common
Yeah, any internet connected device is a threat, but rather than something that made more sense like a TV, shouldn't the comment have made mention to an appliance that is more likely to be connected to the internet

Like a TV, gaming device, or basically anything that relies on an internet connection to function

Boiled her brain.

Yeah, it was a dumb comment, but I explained it in one of the posts you responded to

My fucking neighbors refrigerator has a wifi connection and sometimes it pops up on my computer. LG refrigerator bullshit. Why in Gods fuck you need your refrigerator to be connected to the internet is beyond me and quite honestly, its a little spooky.

No, I'm pretty sure they're white. It's YOU people who need to fucking go away.

>but if liberals do the same it's like a personal attack

Maybe because Drumpfkins are starting to realize that Drumpf really is an idiot, and doesn't give two shits about the people who voted for him?

>talking about the president is an obsession

YOU ARE A FUCKING SHILL THAT SHITS UP THIS BOARD NOW FUCK OFF. YOU'RE SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. CHRIST.

>implying anyone in this thread is triggered
Why are people like you so stupid? Do you really just come into a thread and start spouting nonsense without actually reading anything?

I mean it's pretty clear the vast majority of this thread is just laughing and baffled at the fact people believe shit at face value like a CIA agent saying "nah we don't spy on anything :>".

I realize you just want to bait people and start arguments but at least read the thread first so you can do it properly.

obviously taking one out of weird al's political playbooks youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ

But seriously, folks
*muffled chortling in the audience*
the CIA aren't
*a woman starts screaming hysterically barely holding back tears from laughter*
and cannot
*audience is audibly excited, a few men run out of their seats onto the floor next to Colbert, take their shirts off, and prepare, with excitement in their eyes, for what is about to said*
spy on you with internet-connected household appliances
*planet earth splits in two from the earthquake created by the audience's collective clapping and screaming*

iirc they're used to send you photos of your fridge so you can check what's inside when you're shopping

No you didn't you're just fucking stupid and got caught in the act so now you hide under the guise of alcohol as if being a pathetic drunk will save you from the despair you have wrought upon yourself. Die you miserable moppet you're no good for this world.

>and doesn't give two shits about the people who voted for him?
Case in point: nytimes.com/2017/03/17/us/trump-budget-cuts.html

It was a joke m8s
this guy got it
I'm a leaf

because it's something that costs like $10 to add to the appliance but they can charge like $200 extra for it

Wow

Ur pretentious af senpai xD

Most autistic post of the day

Tck... Figures you'd resort to samefagging from your phone. Fucking lowlife.

Haha just like in steins gate XD

God damn I hate anime now that it's mainstream.

don't worry everyone thought the same thing
the difference is you were autistic enough to assume not

While you """educated""" low-information leftists chimp out over microwaves, tweets and couches, actual progress is happening.

twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/842760609145995264

Just as planned. But don't worry, I'm sure one day Drumpf will be BTFO by your epic skits! One day! :)

Wtf I love the CIA now!

has anyone ever seen rachel maddow and stephen colbert in the same room?

It's not nice to pretend to entertain the delusional fantasies of a retarded 70 year old man

+50 cents

>not taking the easy way for a quick boost to ratings.

It's like you don't even know how networks work. Besides you don't have to believe everything you say. Just say outlandish things, you know like Trump does.

>EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T ACT LIKE AN IMBECILE IS GETTING PAID TO DO IT

...

>Al Jazeera

Watch the video and try not to get an erection.

>some reality tv crackpot tweets about it
IT'S 100% TRUE AND NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

That's your President, you fucking brat.

Show some respect.

>Dude minimizing government corruption LMAO

Woah, you were almost forced to face the fact that you had a bad argument, but then you realised you had an MS Paint image to remind me of something generally innocuous and unrelated to the topic at hand. Tough luck for me I guess...

terrible meme, terrible opinion, terrible post. Trump won the election and he's also President btw :^)

He IS your President, my numale friend.