India

Wtf I have to take dozen extra safety measures to ensure that my shit doesn't get stolen. Do Mumbaishits suck up to foreigners that much?

No you chutiya. Mumbaikars aren't poorfags and travelling on locals makes you careful with pickpockets.
Its not a scientific survey, just some wallets dropped for fun by a non scientific magazine.

This summer me and my bro found a cellphone in Slovakia (owner was a Polack). We called his mother in law and she contacted the guy. We waited for him more than an hour at border crossing and he gave us 100 zł