Russians

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH You make me so angry KILL KILL KILL KILL

So? When are you coming to kill me?

On first opportunity I'm loading my gun and heading over to explode your brains out of your skull.

>Indo-European
Just straight between Europe and Indus region, my boy (girl)

Oho! I'm almost scared! So, what is holding you back right now? I'm waiting for you. Ready to take you home.

Don't you dare touch me. I can fight! I'm much stronger than you think!

I see, you are indeed strong, I'm sure you can fight back, so there is no danger for you, right? Please hurry up and come here.

Yes, I won against Russians when I was young. I can't wait to beat your weak body in a pulp.

Yes-yes, it will be fun. I promise

>Everyone agrees that Belarus is European
>Belarus is basically just poorer Russia
>Somehow richer Belarus isn't also European