Started the day with soup

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

Started the day with soup
Drink beer to the soup
Need something stronger then beer, go over to Gin and Tonic
Drink 2 full glasses and gin and tonic
Go out to the closest bar, get a shit ton of shoots form a "Friend" with sambuca
Get shit faced drunk
Go home
Sleep on the bathroom floor
Wake up go to bed
Have the worst hiccup
Can't sleep, google "how to get rid of hiccups when you are drunk"
Go back to bathroom to pee
Open the first Wikihow link
Used 10, put a finger in ear
Demons is released

Do I need Jesus?

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Asher Green
Asher Green

What?

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

Wait, what?
user did that shit came out of your useless alcoholic ear?

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Are you ok user? Sounds like some serious shit is going on in your Life right now, talk whit us.

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

It was the hiccup

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

I am not okey, just exiled a demon form my body. I miss him already... No I am all lone again

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

But that came out of your ear?

James Powell
James Powell

No it's vomit, dont know why it's black

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

Probably contains bits and pieces of his cirrhosis liver

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

Based

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

FeelsBadMan

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

Almost definitely the sambuca that has done this to you tho

Source: I have also expelled a demon after sambuca and kava looked like this minus them soup chonks

Levi Green
Levi Green

Dry blood is black when you puke it up.

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

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Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

This was my morning

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

How long did it take to clean that up or did you just leave that there?

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

about 30min

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

probably ate charcoal while drunk

Nathan White
Nathan White

This is why you keep a trash can next to the toilet user.

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

put a finger in her ear

so you yakked from putting a finger in your ear?

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

I have that, but it came so fast!

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Nice dick btw

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

Yeah to stimulate the vagus nerve

Justin Gutierrez
Justin Gutierrez

You really should've tried to figure out what that was. Look's like coagulated blood.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

I thought you shit so hard it splashed out of the bowl

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

hmm, maybe. But it's all gone now. If it repeats I will find out what it is

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

I wish that would be a good story

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Whats a lil esophageal varices between friends?

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

Blood, unless you were drinking Guinness or ate a lot of very dark foods that is blood user. Also the fact it's black instead of red is a very bad sign too.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

may have been Turkish pepper shots there too, but not sure

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Top kek

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Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

Fuckin top kek

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

for a moment i could actually smell that

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

It didn't smell nor taste anything

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

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Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

You forgot to drink water, OP.
Now, face the consequences.

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

Dr. Sup Forums here. You have esophageal cancer.