Be me, portuguese guy in japan

>Be me, portuguese guy in japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice a japanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Domo"
>She bows her head in respect
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>She says "Cool"
>I ask her name,she says:''Moriko Morioka''
>She asks me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the japanese lady
>I say"How about you stop harassing her ?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently Moriko start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful hafu
>They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately japanese men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"

Did this ever happen to you

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BASED fucking portugal holy shit!!!!!!!! consider yourself upvoted, good sir

Holy fuck based! This story truly brought tears of joy to my eyes.

嘘をついちゃ駄目だ
アルベルト君。

Based portubro
#WeAreAllBarbosa

wow is this true??

>Did this ever happen to you

Yeah, just like that
Pretty weird, specially since im not portuguese

What a kind guy. Portuguese truly are amazing.

I don't know how muslims got into Japan but I'm glad you were there to defend the lady's honour and Portugal's good name

absolutely inspiring

what a man

> adoro como é estas pastas acabam sempre em " Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"

godspeed based Portugal, last bastion of Christianity

wtf i love portugal now
kek

Based dad.
Thank you for bringing civilization here.
We will always be proud of you.

>Catholic
>Having sex before marriage
big if tru

LMAO fake but still glorious stuff
Portugal!! 1143

Best part of it desu.

lel

I don't think this really happend.

It really happened bernd

Hmmm, I guess I'll have to believe you. Are you and Moriko now living in Japan or Portugal?

being proud of going to bed with a monkey looking person(asians)

>>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>>They run away

rotfl
great speech pal, worthy of our glorious ancestors

japanese are honorary white and total qts, and besides, it’s in the portugese DNA to blanda up

...

with blacks, they have nice asses, never with asians, they have flat bodies and monkey faces

>first worry is about ass
nonwhite detected

You're describing me your wet dream aren't you?

it's the one thing they have going on for them, asians have nothing

asian ladies have the fact that they're asian ladies going for them you shmuck

If you mix with non-europeans you are a traitor to all your ancestors heritage, congrats.

I've seen some asians here in chinese stores, and they are always ugly as sin, much worse looking than gypsies and even than blacks

>moors
>european

I had a similar experience when I went to Japan. The portuguese guy beat me up pretty badly though.

>Thinking your fellow countryman would ever lie
Portugal...

yes, the moors were not europeans, but they were still caucasian, their expulsion out of iberia by portuguese and aspanish (also some help of other euro crusaders) was indeed glorious.

>Thinking Chinese middle aged aunties all coming from the same village in the middle on nowhere in Lishui, Zhejiang province represents all asians

they are young, and even their kids look ugly.

but who was Spain?

>What are Novos cristaos

I'm sorry

Based Iberianbro.

>i dont know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisbon_massacre

Some have young daughters in their late teens/early 20s and they're total qt's

"Never Conquered", tell that to the berbers.

You're from the countryside aren't you?

Braga

huh

not my opinion, even the actresses such as the one from charlies angels don't look good, in my opinion

they all look like this to me

absolutely white and based

>using charlies angles as your base
opinion disregarded. you really can’t look at westernized asians, gotta go straight to japan.

I still dont like that look, they look like inanimated dolls, but those are better looking that most blacks, I admit. never seen that type of asian though

I don't know, the ones in and around Lisbon look pretty okay. The other day I was in the subway and I saw one that looks like the girl in this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=gojeppKbsus
same jacket and everything. But her shirt was white and she dyed her hair blonde. pretty cute desu.

how so? if Portugal didn't even existed at the time, it was the Visigoths that were defeated in Guadalete.

>asian girls' butts

>they look like dolls
I really don’t get this complaint. They’re way hotter than blacks and most whites. Asians are always skinny and always have great faces, when you get one that has a nice tits and ass it’s perfection

They are not bad, but they can´t beat the portuguese white beauty.....

they're not as attractive desu, I'm sure you can find a better picture

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なんか外人によるこういうスレよく見るけど全部妄想なのか?

bad doujin plot, not to mention the cringe name.

Savage af.

cool story

probably fake. saw almost no muslims in japan

happened to me too! currently I have 3 japanese wives

BaSED! NICE ONE HAHA.