>Be me, portuguese guy in japan >Start walking on the street >Suddently notice a japanese woman sitting on a bus stop >I say "Domo" >She bows her head in respect >I sit next to her >She asks where I come from >I say "Portugal" >She says "Cool" >I ask her name,she says:''Moriko Morioka'' >She asks me what I'm doing in Japan >I say I was just visiting... >Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us >They start harassing the japanese lady >I say"How about you stop harassing her ?" >They get up from their seats and surround me >I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt >They lunge at me >I completely destroy them >They ask "Where do you come from?" >I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars >They run away >Suddently Moriko start hugging me and kissing me >I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex. >She gets pregnant and have beautiful hafu >They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately japanese men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..." >I look at sky and say" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
BASED fucking portugal holy shit!!!!!!!! consider yourself upvoted, good sir
Liam Gray
Holy fuck based! This story truly brought tears of joy to my eyes.
Dylan Hughes
嘘をついちゃ駄目だ アルベルト君。
Chase Thomas
Based portubro #WeAreAllBarbosa
Dylan Jackson
wow is this true??
Zachary Lee
>Did this ever happen to you
Yeah, just like that Pretty weird, specially since im not portuguese
Isaiah Wilson
What a kind guy. Portuguese truly are amazing.
Nathan Diaz
I don't know how muslims got into Japan but I'm glad you were there to defend the lady's honour and Portugal's good name
Daniel Martinez
absolutely inspiring
Oliver Lewis
what a man
Gabriel Peterson
> adoro como é estas pastas acabam sempre em " Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
William Robinson
godspeed based Portugal, last bastion of Christianity
Jason Reyes
wtf i love portugal now kek
Charles Reyes
Based dad. Thank you for bringing civilization here. We will always be proud of you.
Jaxson Nelson
>Catholic >Having sex before marriage big if tru
Easton Ramirez
LMAO fake but still glorious stuff Portugal!! 1143
Eli Garcia
Best part of it desu.
Hunter Cook
lel
Levi Long
I don't think this really happend.
Matthew Rivera
It really happened bernd
James Butler
Hmmm, I guess I'll have to believe you. Are you and Moriko now living in Japan or Portugal?
Eli Bennett
being proud of going to bed with a monkey looking person(asians)
Elijah Hall
>>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars >>They run away
rotfl great speech pal, worthy of our glorious ancestors
Brody Bennett
japanese are honorary white and total qts, and besides, it’s in the portugese DNA to blanda up
Landon Kelly
...
Gabriel Butler
with blacks, they have nice asses, never with asians, they have flat bodies and monkey faces
Aiden Russell
>first worry is about ass nonwhite detected
Hudson Stewart
You're describing me your wet dream aren't you?
Logan Harris
it's the one thing they have going on for them, asians have nothing
Cooper Thomas
asian ladies have the fact that they're asian ladies going for them you shmuck
Jeremiah Martin
If you mix with non-europeans you are a traitor to all your ancestors heritage, congrats.
Noah Thompson
I've seen some asians here in chinese stores, and they are always ugly as sin, much worse looking than gypsies and even than blacks
Zachary Wright
>moors >european
Nathan Long
I had a similar experience when I went to Japan. The portuguese guy beat me up pretty badly though.
Hudson Mitchell
>Thinking your fellow countryman would ever lie Portugal...
Juan Cook
yes, the moors were not europeans, but they were still caucasian, their expulsion out of iberia by portuguese and aspanish (also some help of other euro crusaders) was indeed glorious.
Owen Ramirez
>Thinking Chinese middle aged aunties all coming from the same village in the middle on nowhere in Lishui, Zhejiang province represents all asians
Some have young daughters in their late teens/early 20s and they're total qt's
James Butler
"Never Conquered", tell that to the berbers.
Hudson Gomez
You're from the countryside aren't you?
Julian Ross
Braga
Matthew Rivera
huh
Blake Campbell
not my opinion, even the actresses such as the one from charlies angels don't look good, in my opinion
Lincoln Wright
they all look like this to me
Dominic Stewart
absolutely white and based
Jackson Cox
>using charlies angles as your base opinion disregarded. you really can’t look at westernized asians, gotta go straight to japan.
Asher Martin
I still dont like that look, they look like inanimated dolls, but those are better looking that most blacks, I admit. never seen that type of asian though
Cooper Peterson
I don't know, the ones in and around Lisbon look pretty okay. The other day I was in the subway and I saw one that looks like the girl in this video: youtube.com/watch?v=gojeppKbsus same jacket and everything. But her shirt was white and she dyed her hair blonde. pretty cute desu.
Christopher Rogers
how so? if Portugal didn't even existed at the time, it was the Visigoths that were defeated in Guadalete.
Jordan Johnson
>asian girls' butts
Brayden Watson
>they look like dolls I really don’t get this complaint. They’re way hotter than blacks and most whites. Asians are always skinny and always have great faces, when you get one that has a nice tits and ass it’s perfection
Logan Stewart
They are not bad, but they can´t beat the portuguese white beauty.....
Jonathan Williams
they're not as attractive desu, I'm sure you can find a better picture
Ryder Brown
...
Levi Johnson
なんか外人によるこういうスレよく見るけど全部妄想なのか?
Joshua Jenkins
bad doujin plot, not to mention the cringe name.
Austin Edwards
Savage af.
Brody Watson
cool story
Hudson Clark
probably fake. saw almost no muslims in japan
Owen Lee
happened to me too! currently I have 3 japanese wives