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2spooky edition

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Classic

The world needs more Rasputins

What does 'God is love' mean? What is the meaning love in this capacity and why is it synonymous with God?

sue

Really wish I had a sister

someone hat this

cheers mate here's your prize

the gf

i'd cum up her nostril

Big fan of one piece swimsuit, not sure why.

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>tfw you werent able to save Elle before she fell into the spiked tendrils of kikewood

got a steak and caramelised red onion pie and a garlic and parmesan mash in the the oven, will be done in about 5 mins

fucking hellllll remember only like 5 years ago £40 a month was seen as excessive

GREAT edition

pics x

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

inb4 someone thinks I'm a nigger.

>UNCOOKED
>TOMATOES

same
wish I had a 18 yo sister I could cuddle and touch haha

the gf

phwoar

>he doesn't buy handsets outright far below MSRP
HOWLING

>he pays for his phones on a monthly basis

do any of you lads uniroincally come here everyday? I just come here every few months to spout my more retarded ramblings

how

my 7 plus was about 75 per month including insurance but that was a 12 month contract and i can now trade in for an upgrade

>he buys apple products

uhh sweety? xxx

jacinda aredern

stupid fat yank twat

would make a good t shirt now i think of it

I GOT BAKING SODA

the nigger is posting pictures of that vile gremlin again

yeh i post in /brit/ 18 hours a day 2bh

course you do

Are black people allowed to post here?

Stupid. Fat. Yank. Twat.

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>my 7 plus was about 75 per month including insurance
>I paid literally 900 pounds for an iphone

for me? its elyse willems

emma watson is very pretty it's too bad she's a man-hating feminist

hello nigger

Going for a ride lads, anyone want to come?

WISH
I COULD TURN BACK
TIME

>wake up at 8:30
>shower, brush teeth etc
>40 min walk to the coop to get some replacement halloween sweets and get money from the ATM for train fare for going out tomorrow
>come back
>shitpost on /brit/
>probably eat half of the sweets before the trick or treaters come
>run out and be embarassed

rate the plan lads

youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

can not stand the genre of music grime and can not stand the musical artist grimes

Any of you lads trick-or-treating tomorrow?

amazon, ebay, import etc its not rocket science

The period between 1860 and 1920 was such an interesting time tbqh. Pretty cool to look at photographs from that time period.

>the coop

you trying to make yourself sick lad?

>actually buying an iphone

your poor, poor pineal gland

they didn't have photographs you mong

honestly sick of all rap in general it's such a fucking rotten genre

that's my wife you son of a bitch

Isn't it a fascinating picture. Just look at their emotions, the advertising, the buildings, the outfits
So much in one photo

IF YOU DON'T RATE STORMZY SHAME ON YOU
IF YOU DON'T RATE STORMZY SHAME ON YOU

big fan of turn of the century buses

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wrong

went trick or treating once. knocked on this blokes door. did the ol trick or teat. he said trick. he shut the door, then came back, opened it, and chucked a bucket of water all over us. the absolute state of his house later that night. looked like a dough factory explosion

>amazon, ebay, import
Enjoy getting a shit stolen import that doesn't even work with the networks in your country

hate hate HATE knowing shes married to chad giga-cock because it just reminds me that a pathetic little runt like me could NEVER EVER get a gf like that

coop isnt so bad t.bh they do a decent amount of fresh meat, veg and fruit

PHWOAR

>what is unlocked
Enjoy paying double the price for your phone over 12-24 months brainlet

You lads watching Gordon on cocaine

I LOVE SUE LADS!

KEEP TALKING ABOUT HER!

Then what's this?

honestly he's a weird looking guy with a weird voice and is a full on nerd and didn't have any sex in high school (apparently)
his only chad quality is he goes to the gym

I would

just fully emptied myself
feels VERY good

YASSSS

>they didn't have photographs you mong

Yeah

it finished a few days ago but ye i saw it, okay background watching but not that interesting

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sweetie...no

just wait till that tiny runt pops out

so... loads of fatties had a go at her for not being fat, basically?

>addressing trolls
you've already lost

Business idea: kill all sapiosexuals

>tfw biran and yenki made fun of me for not having a horn

HORNLESS
HORNLESS

a "troll" to normies is just anyone criticising/disagreeing with you

I want to get a 2nd citizenship. British would be great but I can't buy it (economic citizenship).

Just looked up Granada. Don't want to pay $55000 in fees either. Just want somewhere I can invest and that's all.
Us White people are seriously discriminated against. I can't claim English because family moved her 5 generations ago. Can't claim elsewhere because I'm not a shitskin.

fucking troll NEVER post on my wall again or else i'll contact the police!

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Kipper in the oven lads

B U C K O S Q U A D

Is your computer on?

Post slags

If I forget my & for my scanf function the whole fucking system goes insane.
I don't even get an error message - it just turns into fucking anarchy.

Scary lads.

Sure am interested in matching with a bunch of nogs

Cheers Tinder

hitler destroyed europe

Nah.

>Hi, is Mr Wall there?
>no
>Okay, is Mrs Wall there?
>no
>Oh, so there are no Walls there?
>no
>Then how does your roof stay up