/balt/ + /ausnz/

lewd bullying edition

god I wish that was me on the bottom

I want a boyfriend

me on top

*ask you how the weather is up there*
>#maximumbully

That's not fair!
This is supposed to be sexual bullying, not regular bullying!

>Tall
>People

Trust me, height is extremely sexual. Especially when you're on your knees

If you have to get on your knees he's not tall enough

I wasn't suggesting it'd be me kneeling

>I wasn't suggesting it'd be me kneeling
wow, I see how it is

You really will be seeing things from my point of view

Your point of view is looking directly at cocks?
Interesting...

Depends who's standing in front of me

I wonder if being on my knees will have me low enough to get a proper "view"

Fucken faggots

Any view where I can look down into your eyes will do just fine
But you've got me wondering too

Just sit back and enjoy their display.
Don't act like you don't like it.

I know what kind of activity we could share where we could gaze into each others eyes the entire time...

You might need to give me more hints

Something something Consensual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Sole Purpose Of Procreating

What a lewd suggestion, it could be quite a challenge to keep our eyes locked without them rolling back in pleasure

I'll try my best.
If that happens I'll try bring you back with a deep kiss

I bet people just lurk here and get off on the conversations.
SHOW YOURSELVES.

Don't tell me that's what YOU do!?!
I didn't know you felt this way

I'm halfway done

I hope the balts have a good day. If anyone deserves such a thing it's them.

n-no!
that would be gay.
I would be lying if I said it didn't arouse me a little but anything remotely erotic does so it's no surprise.
ANYWAY don't turn this on me I was just wondering if any sickos do this.

Has everyone had a good day?

Are the Kiwis here?

>calling yourself a sicko
interesting call, lets see if it pays out

Hello

I hope the ausnz have a gayday. If anyone deserves such a thing it's them.

Hey hey hey

Hi, just got back from dinner, pretty good day
Smart idea
I would be flattered desu, just hope it's not cluttering up threads
One person's sicko is another's healthy imagination

balt+ausnz? More like /GAYNZ/ general

Hi!
No one has made a move on me yet so can't have a gayday yet desu
Hello desu
What did you have for dinner desu?

Maybe you need to make a move yourself

Think they've a screw loose.

Might go down to the dairy and get a Golden Gaytime

How's your day been matey?

I just want a Hafumi gf desu, She can have a beenis but its gotta stay in her cute pants.
I personally got a Polish guys bank account terminated since he tried bribing some guy 5 years back. Feels good man.

You are truly fighting the good fight

>Buying Streets
SCAB

>What did you have for dinner desu?
Bacon sandwiches with fried egg, lazy night. You're apparently a very honest person desu
I'm sure Australians have posted lewder things than that
Nice work

tfw still no one but myself to spend fun money with.

You'll find your Karen one day

Maybe they did, but nz posters are much lewder every single time

I'm bad at cooking so have to get my friend to cook for me or else I buy Subway and Ice coffee and bananas. A-am I really an honest person d-desu?
A-are cute British and pure girls interested in Risk?

How does if feel to constantly lust after your girly anime girls, knowing you cannot even do as far as touch them, and to compensate decide to do stupid cybersex, roleplay with each other.

Deep down, it hurts, right?

Oh I assure the cock I'm chasing after is a very real thing indeed

>A-are cute British and pure girls interested in Risk?
Sorry I wouldn't know, but they might

I'll take a few kisses

I don't have any hobbies besides doing Code Acadamy and trying to draw if those even count. Feels very bad.
Karen is real and exists out there somewhere.

>5 stages of grief
stage 1: Denial

>denial
Where?

That means you have time to find good stuff for when you do have someone to do it with
I used to be a very limited cook but once I got started I found I really enjoy looking for new recipes and ingredients, plus the appreciation you get when people like what you make
> A-am I really an honest person d-desu?
On second thoughts maybe an honest person wouldn't need to tell everyone they're being honest desu
I hardly ever watch anime and when I do it's not with cute girls, hth

Outside of what I study the closest thing I have to a hobby is reading
>Code Academy
what language are you learning?

I always hate how every thread has abundant amount of anime posts, please post something else, do some variation, like puppers, interesting images, things that might spark a conversation, to my mind, this will definitely improve the quality of balt threads.

i want a giant cock

...

Go look for one, you won't find it here.

I'm scared of the flames.
Currently on CSS. Only started about 8-9 weeks ago and do it every once in a while when I aren't tired or sad.

I watch movies and anime if those count as hobbies. Kinda moving away from video games now though. They never give me the joy I remember anymore.

Dane, I...

Who was that poster, I wonder,

Obviously finn

I was going to switch to 3d boys but I have a feeling you wouldn't like that either
>I'm scared of the flames.
I almost always cook on an element, but sometimes wish I had an open flame for stuff like stir-frying where you really need heat
>Kinda moving away from video games now though. They never give me the joy I remember anymore.
I've also gone off them, but a few times a year I'll binge on something really addictive

wish happy bday to this openly gay user

I don't get the attraction people have for cocks, just like I don't get the attraction have for feet.

Maybe I need to be born a woman for that
any amount of variation is good here

>CSS
nice, I'm super awful when it comes to anything that involves design like html and css
>Kinda moving away from video games
Me too, every now and then I get a urge to play a particular game but usually after a couple of hours I give up

>I'm scared of the flames.
99% of the proper meals I cook just use the oven, I only really use a pan for sauces or browning meant.

>Evan
that's a man

They say too much porn does that with you

>I don't get the attraction people have for cocks, just like I don't get the attraction have for feet.
Both of them come to you eventually, it's just a matter of time before you want to lick cum off someones feet

Looks like a woman from the picture, but whatevs it's not mine anyway. Friend sent it to me.
Really? I guess that's why people say if you gonna jack off, stick with amateur.

I can understand cock but feet are just gross

I don't know what happened. I guess since I have a trash laptop and don't know much about computers I can't play good AAA games. Along with that many bore me now.
Yeh, it kinda makes me sad that my job is the only thing I'm good at so trying to learn other skills.

Is this the gay rolelay thread?

Yes, most of the time, it is my hope that it won't be at least for now.

>I have a trash laptop and don't know much about computers I can't play good AAA games.
But don't you make a shit tonne of cash?
But a new really good computer, I can teach you how if you want, it's a hobby of mine.

Depends on whose feet desu

Thankfully my roommate is a good cook. I have to take out the trash in return for it though. idk I'm just afraid of screwing up and poisoning myself.
I don't want to have sex I just want to snuggle is that still gay? btw it has to be between 0 and 10 on the trap scale d-desu

boldog születésnap
Also how did meleg become a term for gay
Funny, I'm the opposite since I cook a lot of stews, soups, and curries and you can't sample as easily when using the oven
VERY lewd post
I like them but in the context of the whole body, not as a fetish

what about scat, pee and 2girls1cup, diapers?
Have you went to those depths yet?

But they're so expensive. I-I don't wanna hurt my account balance desu.

I mean, if you are gonna be degenerate in sexuality, might as well go all the way yaknow

It's always good to have options, although I'm guessing you're pretty secure in job
not really, feet are feet
>I like them but in the context of the whole body, not as a fetish
I suppose nice feet could be like a cheery on top, and it could be a bit off putting if they don't have feet at all
Not those in particular, but I have wanked to some very very strange things

>I'm just afraid of screwing up and poisoning myself.
Hmm... maybe because I worked in a restaurant and watch alot of cooking shows I have a very good understanding of food safety, I actually often cringe when I see people reuse equipment or leave rice warm overnight etc It's like they want to die of food poison.

>I don't want to have sex I just want to snuggle is that still gay?
I don't know, but even just cuddling sounds nice

checked

I've found that I have a habit of overcooking things which is why I mostly use oven recipes, mainly Italian food.

>scat, pee and 2girls1cup, diapers?
Not really in 2D and certainly not 3D

1.5K will set you up for the next 3 years, it's more an investment than a consumer product.
I never understand people who refuse to spend money on stuff like this.

Whats a good curry you would recommend?
I've been cooking the same shit for ages and I'm looking to expand my horizons.

Are you a /d/viant or a Sup Forumsenius?

Chicken Vindaloo is the only curry you should ever need matey

apparently it's based on a german word "shwul"

No, sorry, I only rarely browse Sup Forums when I need some people to point out my obv mistakes in code.

Schwule animemädchen

I told you I'm very bad at computers. I'm just very comfortable with my Toshiba laptop y'know?
Yeh my job is fun but very tiring. D-do traps like feet? I have Mortons toe so I think they might find it icky.

I think we dont talk about the same Sup Forums

>I told you I'm very bad at computers.
You can buy a premade desktop you realize, all you would need is to plug it in if you are really that tech illiterate.
It would literally make your life 100x easier

Please, enlighten me on these matters, oh oldfag, for being a newfag like me is a cruel existence.

If it's all you need then just stick with what you're comfortable with
>D-do traps like feet
It probably depends of the trap in question
what are you on about, I always look at guro when I need to fix my code, it really puts things in perspective

I don't like change desu. I guess I could get a new desktop. I don't really spend much of my money anyway. My room is pretty empty since I don't do anything when I get home besides using my laptop and eating. Sometimes I write in my lewd journal though.

>I've found that I have a habit of overcooking things which is why I mostly use oven recipes, mainly Italian food.
Oh right, I usually simmer things for a long time but I still worry sometimes about overcooking
Saag gosht, Keralan curries (with things like coconut you don't find in Hindustani curries), massaman, Chiang Mai curry noodles, your standard Thai yellow and red curries, chana masala when I want something other than meat. Some of them take a while but the results are delicious
I can probably find the recipes I use online if you have requests
Makes sense, after all in English 'gay' didn't always mean homo
>Mortons toe
Mine are not that great either but I don't want to put anyone off by describing them

thats really deep

Guro really makes you think about your life sinceit confronts you with the inevetable end

So you won't tell me?
cut my life into pieces

It's taken me ages but I just finally finish shaving my legs, I can't wait for all the hair to grow back almost instantly

>lewd journal
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