Itt: WE ACTUALLY WUZ

Post significant inventions from your country.

I'll start
>Banks
>Welfare
>eyeglasses
>Science academy
>perspective
>Runic alphabet
>Latin alphabet
>Codex (precursor of modern books), then Double-entry bookkeeping system
>Typewriter
>Newspaper
>Radio
>Ballistic
>Pistol
>helicopter
>Electric battery
>Pizza
>Mafia
>Blue Jeans
>Jacuzzi
>Desktop computer (Programma 101, 60s)
>Web search engine (hyper search), made Google possible
>Air supremacy
>Frogmen
>Marine infantry
>Mountain warfare
>Paratroop drops
>Violin
>Watermark
>Piano
>microchips (Faggin, 1961)
>combustion engine (Barsanti & Matteucci, 1853)
>Piezoelectric surgery
>Polypropylene
>Shopping Center
>Fascism
>Personal Computer (pioneering work of Pier Giorgio Perotto)
>Anemometer
>Dipleidoscope
>Grand Piano
>Cologne (perfume)
>Epidemiology
>Galileo thermometer
>Tontine
>Vespa
>Medical thermometer
>Microscopic anatomy and histology
>Induction motor
>Ballet
>Barometer
>Electrochemical battery
>Botanical garden
>Candle
>Carbon paper
>Cardan suspension of a gimbal (made inertial navigation possible)
>Dentures
>Galileo Hydrostatic Weighing Scale
>Roman Law
>Espresso machine
>Galleons
>Giro
>Mile (unit of distance)
>Moka pot
>Mountain Troops
>Motorways
>Nitroglycerin
>Nutella
>Ocarina
>Paddle boat
>Parachute
>Stem cells as vectors for Gene Therapy
>Italo dance, disco, house
>Opera

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thebrazilbusiness.com/article/7-most-famous-brazilian-inventions
youtube.com/watch?v=TZtEVh6Wrgg
youtube.com/watch?v=FdLig5mFTqg
mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/kids/aztec-transport
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezahualcoyotl_(tlatoani)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_writing#Inventions_of_writing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swedish_inventors
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry#History
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Not listed:
>deodorant
>soap
Serious question: why do you cunts smell so awful and why are you so fucking greasy?

>mämmi
>sauna
>kirves
>viina

You forgot bringing the Jews to Europe and creating the first multiracial society on European soil

>swords
>emojis
>beds
>ice cream
>christmas lights
>bowls
>calenders
>science fiction
>typewriter
>myspace

Airplane
Discovery of the chagas disease
Discovery of pions.

I have to admit southern italians are pretty greasy. Don't mind them, they're pretty much living like mediterranean hobbits

You forgot LEGOs

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Boyarka 24

Italy IQ 102/99 (95/92) Basilicata (-/89) Bozen/South Tyrol (-/109) Campania (-/87) Emilia Romagna (-/97) Friuli-Venezia Giulia (-/100) Liguria (-/93) Lombardy (103/96) Piedmont (99/96)Puglia (-/88) Sardinia (-/87) Sicily (-/86) Trient (-/99) Tuscany (99/-) Veneto (102/99)

>be russian pig
>your country invented nothing
>turn mad
>start loudly oinking on the others

Disposable syringes. You're welcome junkies.

thebrazilbusiness.com/article/7-most-famous-brazilian-inventions

He's am Albanian jew

>Writing
>Math (including zero)
>books, both records and literature, history
>paper (amate)
>Monumental Architecture
>Astronomy
>Calendars
>chinampa
>nixtamalization
>the wheel (spindle whorl, potter's wheel)
>ceramics and their glazes
>painting
>sculpture
>music
>poetry
>Trash collection, street sweepers
>septic tanks
>saunas (temazcal)
>rubber (waterproofing textiles)
>chicle
>roads
>post systems
>domestication (xoloitscuintli, turkey)
>agriculture
>silversmithing
>petate and palm weaving
>textiles and cotton weaving
>cloth dyes and their process
>commerce
>diplomacy
>philosophy
>ethics, morals, honor codes
>boats
>piers
>numerous tools (wood, stone, metal)
>universal education
>organized warfare
>mosaic
>mortar

A very long etcetera, this is just off the top of my head

t. tatar subhuman
When Russians were exploring the stars, Italians and tatars were herding pigs

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One of my great great great grandfathers were italian that means im basically italian too.
so i wuz roman and shit

>roads, painting, sculpture, music and poetry
wow really?

> Writing
Wasn't that the Phonecians.

(you)

(you)

>lemmingtons
>fairybread

youtube.com/watch?v=TZtEVh6Wrgg

italy didn't really invent much 2bqh a quick dip into the inventors' biographies usually reveals that they borrowed/stole inventions from elsewhere and combined it with technologies borrowed/stolen from somewhere else in Europe to make a more useful or reliable version of that invention.

It's not really a bad thing, but most Italian inventions aren't exactly original or unique to their country's origin. The same can be said of most American, French, and Japanese inventions though.

>tfw low iq inbred mongrel subhuman

youtube.com/watch?v=FdLig5mFTqg

Yes, really
mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/kids/aztec-transport
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezahualcoyotl_(tlatoani)

Mesoamerica did it fully independent of the old world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_writing#Inventions_of_writing

t.

>racialists and eugenicists are Stalin supporters all along
Nah, that’s your mongrelized genetically inferior subhuman kind

Pic related - armenoid, your kurd-admixed genetic relative

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezahualcoyotl_(tlatoani)
Is this supposed to prove poetry?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swedish_inventors

Not bad for having a smaller population than most major cities, if I may say so myself.

This thread is now about angry Russians.

Yes, among other things like aqueducts, civilization in Mexico got started from scratch, it's one thing to rhyme, like cavemen may have done, but poetry as a formal literary medium is quite another and that was independently developed in Mexico.

But we already had poetry during Nezahualcoyotl times

we invited a way to be the most pathetic shithole on earth, no one can compete

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I'm talking independent development, you got poetry from Middle Eastern peoples, the Mesoamericans didn't have those advantages. Mexico doesn't join the Western world until 1521

guys i'm asking pretty much everyone to reporting all russianflaged chimp-outs or even insultful posts
hopefully they will be banned soon

>you got poetry from Middle Eastern peoples
No nigga, we got poetry from Romans
Then, we got poetry from christian monks
Then, we got fucking Dante & co

And only then, you got Nezahualcoyotl

Dante ripped of abu ala el maary while the romans were influenced by greeks.

"The oldest surviving epic poem, the Epic of Gilgamesh, comes from the 3rd millennium BCE in Sumer (in Mesopotamia, now Iraq), and was written in cuneiform script on clay tablets and, later, on papyrus.[10]"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry#History

No, the Romans did not invent neither poetry nor writing, those originated in the Middle East. Nezahualcoyotl was the peak poet of his civilization, Mesoamericans had to come up with everything on their own, they count as inventors.

>totem pole
>teepee
>canoes
>kayaks
>moccasins
>lacrosse

nothing original happened post-columbus

Who cares? They're only 5 million people on a rocky island

>amerindian screeching

Ancient were Italian, all of them LOL

What about pay per view porn and high fructose corn syrup?

Go suck a cock jealous bastard

>while the romans were influenced by greeks
Roman poetry mostly comes from an oral background -which surely derived from Greek themes, but got mostly unrecognizable (in terms of style and technique) by the times it was a written art

>Dante ripped of abu ala el maary
what
You mean the fact the concept of rhyme scheme got influenced by arabs?

looks like you're right

Nice ignorance Tyrone

No, they would've been Greek, what are you doing here Mario? There's plenty of glory for Italy for you to sully that making stuff up

What ignorance. You are ignorant.You fucking clained that itlalians invented poetry

Pretty sure there's at least three italians posting here and none of them specifically claimed italians invented poetry

>continued amerindian screeching

>wifi
>refrigerator
>bionic ear
>flight recorder
>rotary clothesline
>boxed wine
>penicillin
>polymer banknote
>electric drill
>google maps
>mccafe
>cervical cancer vaccine
>ultrasound scanner
>spray-on skin

People in Italy shower at least once a day, no idea What the fuck you're talking about, I remember white exchange students (Dutch) smelling like shit and everyone Who had them as a guess in their house complaining They never showered, you whites are the ones Who stink

>invented wifi
>shit internet connection
You deserve better

>Swords

No

>bowls

No


>calendars


No

According to What? No one takes IQ tests in Italy

I thought science fiction was Cyrano de Bergerac

Maybe they invented the first version/prototype or something

Sumerians actually

I did, it's like six fucking hours of tests

Bulgarians invented sex

Yeah only people Who are smart take them

>Ball chair
>Bubble chair
>Molotov cocktail
>ice skates
>Linux and Linux kernel
>Internet relay chat
>heart rate monitor
>dish drying cabinet
>disc tumbler lock
>sound film
>satchel charge
>sauna
>electric sail
>text messaging (SMS)

why did it have to be like this
they invented lego swords and lego bowls

>painting

Yes... they're pretty meh though

fuck off bydlo nazi

see Again, I'm talking independent development going from Paleo-Indian to or pictured, I will concede it is arguable the nomads who first settled Mexico may have had some prior tradition, this could be cave paintings associated with the Clovis culture, but Mesoamericans did invent both the medium and the aesthetic conventions of a fully independent pictoric tradition. Anyway, they did invent murals, painted lintels/bas relief, textile designs, book illustrations, ceramic paintings, etc.

is this autism for real?

>quoting Lynn
Lynn has no academic value you retarded bydlo
go back climbing skyscrapers

>Shitally takes credit for Latin achievements

Mesoamerica peaked at the bronze culture stage, they were still some way from what would have been their renaissance equivalent. Mexicans did catch up fast enough after they were introduced to European art.

Minoans and Mycenean paintings looked much better no offense... You did have better scuptures than them though

Easy Cheese

I do like those very much, I'll admit, the Mexican murals do have their own unique aesthetic tho which I kinda also like, particularly Teotihuacan which would be stuff likr and pictured.

On a small unimportant note is Mayan, not Olmec

Amerindian civilizations have this peculiar art style where there are too many things in your face, the weird things is that they all shared it, the Andeans, mesoamericans and even the cultures in the Missisipi (Cahokia)

>No nigga, we got poetry from Roman

Oh my God I could sand this from a Murican, but an Italian?

There are a huge number of Greek poets from the fucking archaic period (8-7th century bc(, whent he Romans were sheperds roaming about building only wooden huts, and I'm not talking about epic poets like Hesiod an Homer but also lyric ones like Saffo or Alcaeus, if we're talking about Epic poetry then it has it roots in the middle east, while Lyric poets are from 7th century bc Greece

Hey you forget Pic related ;)

Mesoamericans I know did have some influence in Aridoamerica so that some similarities may have been cultural transmission which we know did exist eg maize and associated nixtamalization. Contact with South America is more iffy, some agricultural products did make it (eg beans from Peru, pineaple from Brazil, peanuts from Argentina) and the leading theory is bronze made it's way to Mesoamerica from South America, there seems to be little evidence from it going the other way tho, the Inca did not have writing despite it being more than a millenium old in Mexico.

Mexican art shows a very clear line of evolution going through different succesive cultures, in South America this process is more disjointed as in going from Moche to Inca. I personally see the Inca art style as being very distinct from Mesoamerican, nevermind key common elements (eg Quetzalcoatl) are missing but I will admit both styles do seem visually cluttered, recargado we would say in Spanish.

Poland invented nothing and contributed nothing to humanity

what about based papiez jan pawel

kek, our crowning civilizational achievement

What I'm seeing is Southern Italians are more Italic but less European and Northern Italians are less Italic but more European. Interesting.

You have some extremely tasty sausages

>kirves
>viina
those don't even count

it's a meme you dip

>not realising that australians are mostly wogs

No word on Fermi's work..
>nuclear reactor
>atomic bomb
>weak nuclear interaction

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