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We all came from Africa originally. That's where humans evolved. I think anyone arguing for extreme border control should remember that.

Crispy

want to suck a dick

The link between atheism and intelligence can be represented with a bell curve. Intelligence is on the X axis.
On the left side we have the retards who seek God because they are incapable of explaining the world around them without th existence of a deity.
In the middle we have the arrogant pseudointellectual atheists who believe humans are capable of explaining everything through science.
On the right we have the intelligent self-aware people who realise that humans don't really know much at all. They realise that consciousness is certainly never going to have a scientific explanation. The person on the right does not believe in God, but does not disbelieve either. They are agnostic.

might do a sit in the shower and get drunk

i too want to suck a dick

your mum loves a bit of my bell curve m8

How do you define real? Try to cross a border without paperwork and see how real a nation is. Try to march your German army into Poland and see how real it is.

Humans create real things from real concepts. Those things are as real as the sun, as the ocean. You might as well say cars aren't real, they're just something humans came up with and welded together and ride about in. Whether you think they SHOULD be real is different. Claiming they're not real because you wish they weren't real is just ridiculous.

why are so many people butthurt about killing nazis in a bideo gam

hello is anyone available to meet today? for a quick chat

An intelligent person knows that they know nothing.

REDPILLS INBOUND
>Human civilisation started much earlier than they admit-younger dryas flood-look into it
>Neanderthals were advanced more so than us, interbreeding helped us develop
>The Egyptians didn't build the sphinx it was built by a civilisation before that

>so what's it like to be a black British Muslim woman at the moment? Not great, says Muna Ahmed.
>A man mimed shooting Linda with a rifle as he crossed the road. A man spent an entire train journey staring aggressively at Sonya, his face inches from hers.

really doubt any of this happened

Do you spam this on /r9k/? This girl is bug-eyed ugly. Worst JF poster on /brit/.

sue

>when you are anywhere and a yank says anything ever

imagine just sucking cum out of a big willy

moana is penggg

sue poster needs locking up

You disgust me. Off yourself.

I bet British PMs dont even jump over subway gates
What a bunch of KEKS

lads I NEED a tights gf, I am dying

I NEED to run my hands along some tights hnnnnGhhH

why are you doubting this has happened?

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Stop pretending you like that film please.

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really though if you think you're capable of answering the question "Is there a God?" absolutely, you need to reflect on your arrogance

It's my favourite film

irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/australian-minister-apologises-after-being-11439448


>“If anybody knocks on your door that has an Irish accent, automatically ask them to leave.”

That’s a brilliant t shirt well done to that man

REDPILL INBOUND
>Giants existed, the Smithsonian destroyed the skeletons in the early 1900s

needs more gayposting to be honest

youtube.com/watch?v=_G-vqukQ7p8

Asthvakra (man with 8 disabilities ) have defeated a great sage in a debate , when he was only 15.

anime

sue poster admitted he likes our child like tendencies

was kevin spacey that being bad though i mean what was a 14 year old doing in a night club

Christ the utter state of this thread
*closes tab*

TIGHTS aahHHhH

Sounds an awful lot like something an “African kangz” “”””scholar””””” would say

Are you sub 80 IQ, friend? There is no way you could possibly know this beyond reasonable doubt.

>great british bake off is on at the same time as the champion's league footie

FUCK

Sue is gross. Asian women in general seem to come off as looking middle-aged and childlike at the same time.

>more MPs found noncing

literally when do we genocide the political class? they're all corrupt fucks with no regard for the law

What are you bent or something?

Obv you watch the footie

kevin spacey did nothing wrong

worldnewsdailyreport.com/smithsonian-admits-to-destruction-of-thousands-of-giant-human-skeletons-in-early-1900s/
There's plenty of primary sources from the time and newspapers that say about it from many different places.

Not my gf

wouldn't watch either even if I was paid for it

>has an asian gf in a country with few east asians
Hello how was your stay in Thailand?

gonna vote for labour they are the only party that cares for normal people

I actually did have a Korean gf. It's not hard, they're on dating websites.

That’s probably why you’ve got no mates

Lithuanians aren't normal nor are they people

What has Spacey allegedly done?

Boring Deano

So last night, I was invited to a halloween party from some old classmates in highschool. Take note that these people aren't my main homies or friends, we were simply friends. I was even surprised I got invited to such an event. So a little bit later in the party, they decided to play "Truth or Drink". Now I absolutely hate alcohol so I had to choose truth every time. Since these people didn't really know too much about me I thought it should be easy for me and then the very first question I got was " How did you change so suddenly?"(translated from native language) They were all telling me how I was way different now compared to how I was then. They said I'm way more approachable and kind and many other good things that I haven't even noticed myself. I simply answered "Abstinence from porn , masturbation and other addictions I had before"
I was honestly pretty shocked when I heard that question but they were also really surprised themselves with my answer. They congratulated me and smiled but the road isn't over yet!
It was good to know people actually notice the changes when I haven't noticed as much myself. The past few weeks for me have been pretty awful as I'm slowly losing my WHY. After yesterday though, I feel regenerated and and motivated again. I'm regaining the WHY to keep me going. It's still a long way ahead but regardless I'm thankful for what happened yesterday and for all of you Fapstronauts in this community helping me push harder every single day :)

did a poo lads

Look up the castelnau giant my dimwitted friend

dont understand football or why really so many people are into it

holy shit brutal

>watching a bunch of elite athletes play a sport

hmmm yeah, I don't get it either

Only working class people call it football.

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Not a syllable

They also eat cardboard because they can’t afford bread

Dzeko is going to absolutely cunt Chelsea tonight

pretty racist gonna inform the tolerance police

i feel like you're mocking me
why would i watch ANYBODY play sport

>brown complexion
>moles
disgusting runt

Because it’s normal human behaviour

Either leave this general and go join your kin in /r9k/ or zip it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WQRKRKmUjls best

I will live in your country

REDPILL INBOUND
>Out of Africa theory is bullshit, there have been human footprints found a million years before previously thought they could be there in crete

>user goes back in time
>the roman ages

>why does anyone go to the Colosseum to watch the gladiators? don't get it

made sexual advances toward a 14 year old boy while drunk, 30 years ago

In the latter days of the Empire, formerly stringent prohibitions on the discussion of sexual conduct grew incredibly relaxed. With educational standards plummeting, children at schools would sing and dance to tunes about intercourse, while totally ignoring their academics. Later, they would attend institutions of higher education, where the academic standards dropped further, and the obsession with intercourse was accelerated. It was not clear if all sex was in fact bad, or whether there could never be too much of it. Generally, students polarized around these extremes. Males who slept drunkenly with many females were celebrated, lauded and highly sought by females, while other males were jailed for merely speaking to females in inappropriate ways. This was just one of many ways in which society had become paradoxical, unstable, and utterly decadent.

wish normies would stop wanting fps games
i want my comfy rpgs again

>intelligence is on the X axis

>dont understand football
well lad the aim is to try and get the "ball" into the opposing team's "goal". an easy way i came up with of remembering the word goal is if you think of how the goal of the game is to put the ball in the thing which is also called a goal.

youtube.com/watch?v=d_H05gpykGQ

Hope you die in your sleep .

KILL HIM

I dunno about that, have you been to Crete? They’ve barely advanced beyond the dark ages

Or maybe the giants just simply stepped from Africa to Europe

REDPILL INBOUND
>Gobleki tepe dates to 10000bc, twice as old as as civilisation we're told can have existed

Anime

Tried to bum some young lad, who was 14, and who said no. Spacey was apparently all over him going "are you sure?" Then he left him alone. No bumming occurred.

Seems pretty tame, I reckon he was up to all kinds of noncery and this is a clever get out of jail free card. Pretend it's all about this non-event, while in fact loads of little kids actually got bummed. Bet they're all at it in Hollywood. Bet that Weinstein is a real nasty piece of work and has his "victims" all going "oh yeah he totally kissed me sort of with my consent but really it was for a role," when the reality is all sorts of horrific shit.

DISCLAIMER: I have no evidence and present these fake allegations only for the purposes of entertainment.

youtube.com/watch?v=U-Ho2Db_ikg

The X axis should always be the independent variable.

How do they know how old that temple is? Did they do a DNA test on the rocks?

dealing class A drugs is the only way a person with non-rich parents can even DREAM of affording a decent property in this age

don't care

had to ditch the dancing skeletons lads, could stand them no longer

might get myself arrested tbqh

>free accomodation
>free food
>free education(degree level)
>get to meet some nice people

sounds like a good package tbqh, sounds better than the eternal toil

youtube.com/watch?v=rZPjG1fjyzs
Anglos BTFO

I'm sure you thought this was funny but its not.

I never saw them , sadly I am on phone.

find footy boring to watch but interesting to keep up with scores

Do they have internet, specifically, /brit/?