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Dean Gaffney edition

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This is scientifically accurate though.

I will ' myself.

a lot of kids out tonight ey

My costume :3

telling the little shits who knock at my door to give me a trick

none of them have anything prepared

one of them tried to kick me in the shin but I atomised his chin before he had a chance

safe to say he wont be coming back next year

Want to see something frightening this halloween?

i fucked up my song parody (come on)
my parody (come on)
so you can take butch cassidy
and rick him up your yeah

should I take a percocet

Sausage, beans, egg and potato waffles for tea. Was absolutely PENGGGGGGGGGG.

sue

how do I tell the difference between muslims and people in ghost costumes?

need ideas for my minecraft skin lads

my best idea is a willy

in a lot of ways nonces are much like vampires

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Nonce

Who the fuck is this Deano nobody?

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>a everyone is happy and relaxed after Jamie Oliver cooked his meals edition

pretty funny but not a single normie will understand

I've already seen the potential impact of brexit

>images.duckduckgo.com

Is AskJeeves broken?

set all of my clocks forward again because i was getting SAD from the dark evenings

you gonna give us all a lift up north?

Someone dig out the pic of Aisha from last Halloween

Dear BBC and Channel4,

If Sean Lock, Bill Bailey, Lee Mack, David Mitchell or Dara OBriain aren't on your panel show - then sweaty... I won't be watching

it's a normie meme

What books you lot reading then?

why are you LARPing as a remainer on /brit/?

>I live in Hampstead

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why are all the sexual harrassment and pedo stories from Labour?

Would be 10/10 if he had a friend to go as the Virgin Walk

sean lock lee mack are shit

gaytard

>not a single normie
when you think this do you consider yourself sub-normal, underdeveloped?

any CL man in?

>is trick or treating a northern thing

are you even british lmao

PHWOAR.....

>Who is Ted Heath?

micro phwoaring

god delusion

the party is full of blacks, muslims and beta white men too scared to challenge the scum in their own party

Currently re-reading Lord of the Rings.

PHWOAR WHO DIS

underage

halloween is the only yank thing that brits have fully embraced and pretend isnt a yank thing
gf bought chocolates and all but not a single cunt knocked all night

**swims into the thread**

have never seen lord of the rings

dont really understand how people sexually assault/rape people like do they just not realise it's wrong? I gues at least if someone is fucked out of their mind on drugs or booze they can at imagine consent but how can u do that stone cold sober, just don't understand it desu lads

Death of cool

really want you to die

oh

shut up you vile little virgin

only recently realised that tim from the office is also bilbo baggins

this is, ironically, the virgin costume

What are you addicted to?

ooh touchy

Christmas soon

literally me :3

weed

Memes

Wrong, Bilbo Baggins is played by famous British actor Ian Holm.

>who is cyril smith

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he's also lester in fargo :O

i'm addicted to love

wew what a qt
youtube.com/watch?v=OWOsxotMy_I

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good Halloween is shit

patrician show that. Was pleasantly surprised

this

cute accent

any cuck man in?

>I get dressed up and celebrate Halloween even though I'm not American

friendly reminder

Oh Baby by LCD Soundsystem is very nice

It's grim that I can't be a tall handsome blonde guy with a nice haircut without looking like a stereotypical nazi villain. Nice one Hollywood.

95% of canada is uninhabitable though
same with arsetralia

the USA has the most usable landmass

>Shit tons of nothingness in flyover states
>Shit tons of virtually uninhabitable masses of ice and snow
>Shit tons of uninhabitable desert and deadly animals everywhere

Why is Halloween becoming a big thing in the UK

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ooh touchy

Every year a bunch of louts with a cricket bat prowl my street on Halloween around midnight, smashing any pumpkins that have been left outside

On display outside my house is the biggest, juiciest-looking pumpkin I could find at the market, carved beautifully and generally looking like an irresistible target

What the lads won't realise this year, however, is that I've hollowed out a section of the wall the pumpkin is sitting on, with enough space for me to crouch within it. I will be sitting there, my bollocks stuffed through a tiny aperture just under the pumpkin. Despite looking like an ordinary pumpkin, I will of course have stretched my poor ballbag around the entire thing

Can't begin to describe how I feel right now. Having my bollocks smashed to smithereens and kicked and smeared down the pavement will feel like ecstasy. Let me tell you, my ballsack is ready to meet its maker tonight lads

Halloween is a Celtic tradition. Specifically Irish.

stay well away from people that wear these

absolutely howled at the part where billy bob thronton's character nonchalantly goes for a shit while some guy is yelling at him

There's a Scandi one now, Tyr arrow rune emblem. Rather fetching.

classic

>95% of canada is uninhabitable though
maybe if you're a softcock

Post of the year as far as I'm concerned

a certain (((group))) perhaps

puttering at this

Post your gf's halloween outfit

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>becoming

You first

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POOING

wonderwoman and ive got 2 hours to try and get her to tone it down a little