Little kids are ringing the doorbell asking for candy

>little kids are ringing the doorbell asking for candy

What candy are you going to give them? My mom always ought the cheapest candy to give kek

Basement. Lube. Camera.

edgy ivan the funneh slav

Just ignore the doorbell and don't make any noise

>get a big bowel
>put a bit of candy in it
>put a sign that says "please take one"
>turn off the lights in your house
>trick or treaters will either respectfully take one piece or one kid will take all of the candy
>no one will knock on your door after seeing your empty bowl

alternative is just turn off all your lights in the house and outside. act like you're not home

>did this
>they see the parked cars on our driveway

In my area, if you have no decorations, no one bothers you

garage or park the car a block away. don't be dum
this too

this is how you get egged

>yanks and leafs need a car to leave the house

Isn't it better just to put an empty bowl in front of my house with a sign saying "take one" in the first place? Why to bother giving random children your candies?

...

>one kid will take all of the candy
thats what usually happens

I saw two disguised kids when I went back home tonight.
One of them was a girl with a pointed hat like a witch.
I thought about megumin and I was very affraid to be called a pedo.

HONORARY

reported pedo

she was eighteen

>>get a big bowel
I'm not american, my bowels are quite small

I'm not a Slav, you dumb Arab.

>disguised
lol, 'costumed' would be a better word
'disguised' implies that the intention is to deceive

It's fine as long as you didn't think about the manhandling her tiny body pasta

>finns need snowshoes to travel to the nearest village

I learn new things everyday. I appreciate you teaching us better English, my honourable English teacher on behalf of him ^^7

was she rubbing a big, thick piece of wood against her inner thighs?

Thanks!

if you're gonna be autistic about it just print out a sheet of paper that says "death in the family, no candy" and tape it to your door

No please ! I'm not a pedo, I don't even like megumim because emilia is the best girl and she is hundred years old.
The costume just made me think about her and it was wrong. I would have been so afraid if she talked to me to ask for some candy or shit like that.

>he doesn't go all out to make some fun memories for them
Last year I decorated the whole yard and dressed up as a knight and asked them riddles like a gatekeeper.
If they got it wrong, they got 1 little candy. If they get it right, they get 1 full size candy bar or a can of pop.

I'm away from home this year so I can't do it, but next I'm thinking of converting the front of the house to a pirate ship complete with spooky and silly pirate skeletons every where and my most hammy acting

Living in an apartment building....got a big big bag of candy to give out just in case. Nobody.

Shit sucks. No choice but to eat this candy and become a bigger fatass than I am already.

they're doing the same in my apartment complex and people I know are going to costume parties while I shitpost on a tribal dances forum

I thought this thing about Halloween didn't happen in Latin America at least not in Brazil.

This is sad user.

reading this post legitimately made my day worse

First time I see a Brit teaching English on Sup Forums

No kids are ringing my doorbell asking for candy ;_____________;

Did you turn the porch light on?

maybe they know you're the town creep

>take one
I always took the whole bowl

well if yiu thought she was cute, you can try to form a relationship with her
unfortunately 99% of peoe will call you a pedo, which equals bad person even though no harm was done

I swear there are less every year. Makes me feel sad.

t. Town rapist

to be honest I would just call the police

Same thing happens at my parents house they get maybe ~10 trick or treaters before they used to get dozens. Sad fact is that some neighborhoods have barely any kids in them anymore. Demographics change.

>only got one trick or treater this year
>it was a little girl wearing some kind of pixie costume that left her entire midriff exposed

all the soccer moms are taking their kids "trick or trunking" or whatever they call it. They go to a parking lot in broad daylight, decorate their trunks, and put the candy in there. It's "safer" since they know who's going to be there.

I'll do you guys one better: I went to my sisters this weekend for a "centerpiece making party" for her upcoming wedding.

The whole downtown area of her suburb was all kids going trick or treating to random businesses in the area.

At 12PM in the afternoon.

On October 28.

With their moms and dads.

Fucking sad, this is the future of Halloween.

Wow, America is really car-centric

But it's the only safe way. You can't trick or treat at night, to random people's houses.

At our local university, our departments have trick or treating stations and the local children come trick or treating here
> biology department TRICK OR TREAT
> English department TRICK OR TREAT
> linguistics department TRICK OR TREAT
> engineering department TRICK OR TREAT
etc

It's not about the cars, it's more "Post-9/11 Terrorism Everyone Is Going To Kidnap Your Kids And Put Choclolate In Their Halloween Poison and Razor Blades" Fear Mongering centric

Fuck ow its so painful. Halloween is the one really cool holiday for kids alongside Christmas and maybe Easter. And now we have to shit all over it?

But it's safe. You can't let your children wander a neighborhood at night and get candy from strangers. That's dangerous.

I did it as a child, but that was a different era

the fact that you live in a country where mass murderers, mass child rapists and other fucked up people get remembered through history really doesn't help

When I have kids (assuming I'm not too old) I am forcing my kids to go out at night I don't even care. Liberals aren't ruining Halloween on my watch.

Your kid will be the only child in a 100 mile radius who is trick or treating. No one will be handing out candy at their doors. You'll feel stupid and your kid will feel stupid.

You'll wish you took your child to the October 28th Fall Festival Trick or Treat at the Trucks or Local Businesses event

>celebrating some pagan holiday just because you saw it on a burger movie
nuh uh get out of my house infidels

Liberals aren't the ones ruining halloween you dogmatic fuckstick
if anything it's the center-right helicopter parent moms that have been whipped into a frenzy by right-wing favorites such as rush limbaugh, glenn beck, and shaun hannity fear mongering to them, making them overly worried that the town rapist (aka you) are going to put roofies in their lolipops and nut in all the candy apples while dragging them into your big white van

lmao I hope not

Halloween is short for All Hallow's Eve aka Eve of All Saints (tomorrow). There might be leftover pagan-traces in the different ways we celebrate it but thats true of any holiday, nothing new under the sun. Christianity never aimed to displace paganism altogether but take in what was good (candy) and take out the bad (aztec sacrifice or whatever idk)

Liberals are the ones crying for "safe spaces" like trunk or treat. Show me one place where Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh advocates trunk or treat and I'll happily eat my words. I'm a centrist btw, not right or left wing.

Show me one place where Liberals advocate trunk or treat and I'll happily eat my words.

Burden of proof is on you, friendo

>lolis in witch costumes

>r9k tries to survive halloween

Burden of proof is on me to go through every episode of Rush Limbaugh and prove he never said it....?

Yeah okay, I just went through all Rush Limbaugh's episodes and he never advocates it. Your move.

:)

>put islamic symbol infront of your door
>dumb k*Ds don't come anymore

easy

SHOOT THEM.

>'disguised' implies that the intention is to deceive
Why do you think they do that? To take your precious candies! (seriously, who the fuck still eat candy?)

Try giving out H-games for Halloween. It only makes sense.

>tfw medfag
>gave candy to every kid in the pediatrics ward

>You can't let your children wander a neighborhood at night and get candy from strangers. That's dangerous
That's why you accompany them if they're not double digits.

If you nail one dead child to your door the others won't bother you.

bump

IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A FUCKING HOUR IN MSPAINT
RRRREEEEEEEEEE
i was just bumping, i didn't want to post the pic now NOW EVERYTHING'S RUINED FOR EVER

>someone is ringing the doorbell
>*blocks your path*
>"tricks or treat!"
>"user!"
>*runs toward you and hugs you*
>"I didn't know you lived here"
>*smiles cutely at you*
>"I'm wearing a Megumin costume, do you like it?"
>"haha thanks. it's from a cartoon I watch with my friend. I'm so happy you like it!"
>"so... where's my candies?"
>*gazes at your eyes with an innocent look*
>give her a handfull of candies
>"all that? are you sure?"
>"well, do you want to eat some together?"
>"okay, let's eat it in your house then"
>"ojamashimasu!"
>*playfully enters you house and starts looking around*
>*founds a Megumin poster*
>"hey user, you told me you didn't know Megumin. so you actually like her?"
>"hehehe don't need to worry, I won't tell anyone"
>"well, do you want to see my costume closer? I made it myself!"
>*starts showing you her outfit*
>it's very good indeed
>but you can't help but notice how cute she is
>her blonde silky hair
>her pale soft skin
>her cute puffy cheeks
>her frail small body
>"hey, are you listening to me?"
>*looks at you with an angry/smiling face*
>"do you want to touch it? it's very comfy!"
>"here let me show you"
>*takes your hand with her tiny cute little ones and puts your hand near her waist*
>you can now feel her smooth skin
>and under her clothes her soft body
>"and my mum made this to me too!"
>*points to bandages in her leg*
>"see? it's real bandages!"
>*takes your hand to her leg*
>you touch it, but without noticing you start touching her leg
>*looks at you with an embarrassed face*
>"o-oh it's v-very good isn't it?"
>you just look at her, her tiny girlish mouth
>you start getting your face nearer her's
>she stands there looking at you like she's waiting for something
>you two are very close now, you can feel each other breath
>you can clearly see she's nervous
>"a-user, I-"
>you get even closer preparing a kiss
>she holds her breath and close her eyes

>you now are a few centimetres from her
>she's so fucking beautiful
>those eyes, nose, mouth
>you already knew it, but you've never been so near her like this
>she might be one of the most beautiful things you ever laid eyes on
>for a few seconds you look at her, feeling her fast and heavy breath
>her face turning red
>can already feel her warmth
>so you go for it
>but you kiss her forehead
>she opens her eyes in surprise
>and get back and stands up
>now she's looking at you still surprised and completely embarrassed
>for a few seconds she's just there staring at you
>goddamn, she's so fucking cute like this
>and now her face still red turns into an angry one
>"user, I can't believe it! how can you do it?"
>you starting laughing at her getting angry
>she gets pissed at you
>you notice she's serious about it
>you get closer and tightly hug her
>as you do this she stops talking
>makes a calm face and a slight smile as she hugs you back
>just before you get back up again, she holds you and comes to your face
>*kisses your cheek*
>now she's looking at you with a victorious face and a huge smile
>you gaze each other for a few moments
>"well, I better get going. my mum's waiting for me, and I can't wait to eat those candies!"
>"thanks, but there's no need to take me home, I'm with my friends"
>you get outside with her
>as she's leaving, you take her hand
>she turns around her face to you
>you kiss her
>in the lips
>it was just for split a second but you could feel how perfectly smooth and soft was her cute small mouth
>her face now is extremely blushed and embarrassed
>"I-I-I-I'm l-leav-ving. g-g-good bye"
>you stay there and looks at her as she's going for her friends
>you look at the sky and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"

What in the fuck is wrong with you, you sick fuck?