>Be me, portuguese guy in America
>Taking the bus
>Suddently notice a american woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Howdy"
>She smiles at me
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>She says "Cool"
>She asks me what I'm doing in America
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 blacks appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the country girl
>I say "How about you stop harassing her?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where ya from nigga?"
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently she starts hugging and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful children
>She says "Thank you Alberto, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had nigger spawn, unfortunately american men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, portuguese guy in America
You should just let them rape her, and jerk off in the corner, but you're obviously not an intellectual.
Amazing. Keep it up
now that you woke up and posted this go back to cleaning my toilet
Nice
Why would you harm your fellow African folk?
Have you checked your poop first?
God bless you Alberto
nice tale, faggot
t. destroyed nigger
who are the best toilet cleaners in europe, poortogal or polacs?
>Be me, portuguese guy in America
>I look at sky and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
why would you say that if you're in their country?
Also, why would you take an American bus? They suck.
Cute kids saved
here's your reality OP:
>"where you from user?"
>"p-p-p-p-ort---gual
>"what?"
>4 niggers get onto the bus
>start harassing country woman
>sit quietly in corner cuz autistic
>she gets raped
>american citizen shoots up the bus killing the 4 niggers
>be portugal
>get shot
>die
why are mexican kids waving canadian flags?
Sure Muhammed
my story is accurate because usually euros are autistic when they come over here. it's embarrassing desu
wow this happened to me too
Just one thing Alberto, you left out the part when you find out her kids are actually pure Celtic Gaels as I had the whore of Babylon many times before you and my seed, being as strong and powerful as it is, simply got to her eggs first. Now don't be upset being a cuck isn't all that bad be honoured in the presence of the magnificent Gaelic children her body shall create.
Wow this happened to me as well
you're alright leaf
Hahahaha
This is God-tier. Keep it up.
Can you not steal my pasta?
Thanks
Better file a report with the meme police just in case OP decides to do it again.
one more step
>"where you from user?"
>sorrrry wot? cud you spic slovly pleeez? i only shitpost in english me no spic it
The original ones are done in Norway,Sweden and Japan.I even posted in Sup Forums
>Radtugal