An American enters the thread

>An American enters the thread

Suddenly smells bad.

That would be the beans you had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

... Wha...? Are Mexicans infamous for enjoying beans? I don't get it.

...

*muffled sound of clapping in the distance*

>... Wha...? Are Mexicans infamous for enjoying beans? I don't get it.
Yes. They are even called "beaners" derogatory in The States.

*goblin screech*

Who cares if they eat beans? That's not bantering, that's a compliment.

I would've said something like "but I thought the heads left by the cartels were supposed to be daily fresh"

That's just mean man, wtf?

*breathes through mouth*

>The English are still this buttblasted from the war of 1812

>Yanks are still this buttblasted from the u17 World Cup Quarter Finals

last night I saw these two red eyes in a dark alley.
I also heard distant clapping. A dark voice kept calling me nonwhite yuropoor, was creepy af.

>When an american pulls out his gun and threatens to shoot you dead because of the bants

>Brits still bitter about getting silver in the 4 × 200 m freestyle relay olympic swimming event last year

>he starts dialing his senator and tell him to NUKE ME

#

>could nuke u, yurokuck

>BIG SHIPS BOMB U REEVERENT VUNTREEE

>Yanks still bitter that The King's Speech beat The Social Network for Best Picture at the 83rd Academy Awards

...

Not even the Russians obsess over nukes this bad lmao!

>yuros get their feelings wounded from looking like retards in the terrorist attack thread after starting a gun debate
>”S-stupid Amerifats i-it was just banter”

Banter ends the moment you start talking about the guns.

>NUUUUUKS!

>Brits absolututely seething about the US Office receiving 2 Golden Globes while the British office only got 1

SHOOT THE NUKES BEFORE THEY TAKE OUR FREEDOMS!

>Be simple farming nation until the USSR forces you to industrialize just to pay off denbts after WWII
>Still so terrified of technology you use nuclear power as an insult

>HERTHCEAR FER PUUR, NIUUKS MEK ME STRNG

>t. El goblin

>Arizona= Mexico
>New MEXICO= China
what the fuck is this gay shit

Finnish genetic at their finest

How could the Mooch sell his company to the chinese and then get into government? Isn't that conflict of interest?

>Ethic laws
>America

>Hawaii
>indonesia
What? How much mi goreng do they eat?

>t. un monstruo

A Finnish man staying in a Russian hotel breaks the t.v. After the handy man fixes it, the Fin asks "Is there a fee for reperations"?
Russian replies "Not since 1952."