/brit/

/ourguy/ edition

is that Ted Cruz

3.5 hours of toil to go

WHY CAN'T I MAKE THREADS WITH LEGACY CAPTCHA ON

>the virgin life

impeachment for dumbo donald soon

doteld dazumpfh is not my president

Why do low-class people like energy drinks so much?

/brit/ is dead tonight isnt it lads lol

nose is running like a kenyan

They work retail or manual labor and have a horrible sleep schedule and wacky hours

we're all out trick or treating x

GAWD does this runt post here?

he is SO fucking rude, recognized him from his "sweaty xx" post

Doing a watch.

This sounds correct but they seem to like it more than coffee.

me

why do yanks need lube to wank

sweaty posting is all over. Its common on Sup Forums and Sup Forums for a while now

it's a meme you dip

feels better if you do

its 2 in the morning lmao

it's 2 pm in yankland irefriend

grownup trick or treat hours

Simulates a warm vagina

Silly isn't it. If I wanted wet I'd use the gf's mouth or vag. Dry wank is a nice reprieve

haven't got foreskin have they
gets dry for the poor runts

tricked

FYI you CAN wank with no lube if you're cut, it's just likely to cause scabbing if you aren't careful

just put it in her ass raw that's try

the virgin existence
The Chad LIFE

Disinformation. I fap with no lube and I'm circumcised. Works perfectly fine. You just move the skin up and down.

Can't fathom how this meme came about.

>wanking
I also remember being 12.

if I was circumcised I would have killed myself by now

that's because you've got soft baby hands

business idea: e-trick-or-treating app, marketed to protective helicopter parents

how would that work then?

This is an uncut general

I'm not w*rking class so yeah

Did with the ex. I like this one sodon't want to think of her as an anal whore

...

>born in an english hospital
>dumbfuck yank parents still had me circumcised

never had a gf myself
at least I'm uncut

Uhhhhhh you can't have anal sex with a girl and still love her as an equal?

Advanced? Still an incel? Still talking fast?

mr cutberg needs his toll

flat earth is real

honestly don't know how you can be over the age of 20 and not had a gf. I am an ugly autist and I've had multiple

ded

>flat earth is real

don't want one
ever thought of that?

do your own research

is it nice?

I got first gf at 21

She never was my equal. She falls lower down the hierarchy though, for sure

it truly is rare these days to find a women with talent.

i find that women do not have unique personalities and are subsequently all the same.

as if they were all created in a factory... for the sake of men...

What about anal makes it so she's a whore

>honestly don't know how you can be over the age of 20 and not had a gf. I am an ugly autist and I've had multiple

ate an 8oz dish of hummus in one sitting

Rasheed....

anal whore detected

We were told for a long time
>nah mate, it's not the Chinese that are increasing house prices in Sydney and Melbourne.
>don't be racist/xenophobic/uneducated

Now all of a sudden Sydney has had two consecutive quarters of decreasing house prices. They came out with a strange reason - it's because of new currency controls in China. But how is that influencing our housing market ((())))???

I'm white as fuck

that's fine but obviously I meant the people incapable

cant do my homework

I put it in my gfs butt often I didn't know normies thought it's degrading. It's just a hole.

Binge watching gavin & Stacey on Netflix

does anyone honestly think trump isn't a retard

How did you approach it the first time? How did she react? Was she keen or just pleasing you?

who /CAN do my homework but paralyzed by fear of failing/not getting a job and not amounting to anything and usually end up doing things at the last moment because there is no other choice left and still make an A grade/ in here

pull the other one mate

He's a Germanic BULL. Leftists hate real men that act tough instead of "intellectual" sissies.

is this the birth of an epic new mem?

mosdef

He’s at least half british

An uncomfortable fact the queers from leftypol discord dislike

>muh hurrtage
i'm not from leftypol

schlumpf you are FINISHED!!!!

When we first started dating she said no butt stuff but I started slipping a finger in while having sex, then started licking her asshole while going down on her. Eventually started fingering her ass then when she was stretched out properly I talked her into it. She cried the first time but now she's used to it.

Women want their boundaries pushed if you don't they know you're a cuck

>she cried the first time

men are disgusting ...

this post sounds a bit gay

hope all the lads are safely tucked up in bed, toil on the morrow!

(us Germans have another day off just like yesterday)

alri david

would definitely lose my erection if my gf was crying but I've got as far as fingering/eating her out already

it doesn't matter. none of this matters

Women larp too lad

I NEED God and his son Jesus in my life. Dont know where i would be today without them

why?

just name her smith or somethin there's no way you're gonna pronounce that name right

You're close mate next time she's all stretched out from multiple fingers go for it. Love eating my gfs asshole desu

sometimes squidge the poo between my hands and use it to slick be the 'air. Top tip for thrifty savers on the last week of toil before payday

didn't even notice that last terror attack
officially do not care

Enjoy forklift simulator

shan't be going to lectures tomorrow, so no toil for me

what a bender lol

business idea: radical pragmatic national centrism

doesn't she need to douche and be all prepared though? I'm fine with a shower scrub for eating her out but I'm not keen on a traumatic first time with shit everywhere

Im not bent im Christian. Its different

>I get 10 days vacation and I have to take them at odd times of the year because more senior employees take the good times off
>my dutch friend gets 25 days vacation off plus more statutory holidays than me

business idea: a canadian ethnostate

>tfw I unironically own 3 different simulators for pc

Protestant?