/ourguy/ edition
/brit/
is that Ted Cruz
3.5 hours of toil to go
WHY CAN'T I MAKE THREADS WITH LEGACY CAPTCHA ON
>the virgin life
impeachment for dumbo donald soon
doteld dazumpfh is not my president
Why do low-class people like energy drinks so much?
/brit/ is dead tonight isnt it lads lol
nose is running like a kenyan
They work retail or manual labor and have a horrible sleep schedule and wacky hours
we're all out trick or treating x
GAWD does this runt post here?
he is SO fucking rude, recognized him from his "sweaty xx" post
Doing a watch.
This sounds correct but they seem to like it more than coffee.
me
why do yanks need lube to wank
sweaty posting is all over. Its common on Sup Forums and Sup Forums for a while now
it's a meme you dip
feels better if you do
its 2 in the morning lmao
it's 2 pm in yankland irefriend
grownup trick or treat hours
Simulates a warm vagina
Silly isn't it. If I wanted wet I'd use the gf's mouth or vag. Dry wank is a nice reprieve
haven't got foreskin have they
gets dry for the poor runts
tricked
FYI you CAN wank with no lube if you're cut, it's just likely to cause scabbing if you aren't careful
just put it in her ass raw that's try
the virgin existence
The Chad LIFE
Disinformation. I fap with no lube and I'm circumcised. Works perfectly fine. You just move the skin up and down.
Can't fathom how this meme came about.
>wanking
I also remember being 12.
if I was circumcised I would have killed myself by now
that's because you've got soft baby hands
business idea: e-trick-or-treating app, marketed to protective helicopter parents
how would that work then?
This is an uncut general
I'm not w*rking class so yeah
Did with the ex. I like this one sodon't want to think of her as an anal whore
...
>born in an english hospital
>dumbfuck yank parents still had me circumcised
never had a gf myself
at least I'm uncut
Uhhhhhh you can't have anal sex with a girl and still love her as an equal?
Advanced? Still an incel? Still talking fast?
mr cutberg needs his toll
flat earth is real
honestly don't know how you can be over the age of 20 and not had a gf. I am an ugly autist and I've had multiple
ded
>flat earth is real
don't want one
ever thought of that?
do your own research
is it nice?
I got first gf at 21
She never was my equal. She falls lower down the hierarchy though, for sure
it truly is rare these days to find a women with talent.
i find that women do not have unique personalities and are subsequently all the same.
as if they were all created in a factory... for the sake of men...
What about anal makes it so she's a whore
>honestly don't know how you can be over the age of 20 and not had a gf. I am an ugly autist and I've had multiple
ate an 8oz dish of hummus in one sitting
Rasheed....
anal whore detected
We were told for a long time
>nah mate, it's not the Chinese that are increasing house prices in Sydney and Melbourne.
>don't be racist/xenophobic/uneducated
Now all of a sudden Sydney has had two consecutive quarters of decreasing house prices. They came out with a strange reason - it's because of new currency controls in China. But how is that influencing our housing market ((())))???
I'm white as fuck
that's fine but obviously I meant the people incapable
cant do my homework
I put it in my gfs butt often I didn't know normies thought it's degrading. It's just a hole.
Binge watching gavin & Stacey on Netflix
does anyone honestly think trump isn't a retard
How did you approach it the first time? How did she react? Was she keen or just pleasing you?
who /CAN do my homework but paralyzed by fear of failing/not getting a job and not amounting to anything and usually end up doing things at the last moment because there is no other choice left and still make an A grade/ in here
pull the other one mate
He's a Germanic BULL. Leftists hate real men that act tough instead of "intellectual" sissies.
is this the birth of an epic new mem?
mosdef
He’s at least half british
An uncomfortable fact the queers from leftypol discord dislike
>muh hurrtage
i'm not from leftypol
schlumpf you are FINISHED!!!!
When we first started dating she said no butt stuff but I started slipping a finger in while having sex, then started licking her asshole while going down on her. Eventually started fingering her ass then when she was stretched out properly I talked her into it. She cried the first time but now she's used to it.
Women want their boundaries pushed if you don't they know you're a cuck
>she cried the first time
men are disgusting ...
this post sounds a bit gay
hope all the lads are safely tucked up in bed, toil on the morrow!
(us Germans have another day off just like yesterday)
alri david
would definitely lose my erection if my gf was crying but I've got as far as fingering/eating her out already
it doesn't matter. none of this matters
Women larp too lad
I NEED God and his son Jesus in my life. Dont know where i would be today without them
why?
just name her smith or somethin there's no way you're gonna pronounce that name right
You're close mate next time she's all stretched out from multiple fingers go for it. Love eating my gfs asshole desu
sometimes squidge the poo between my hands and use it to slick be the 'air. Top tip for thrifty savers on the last week of toil before payday
didn't even notice that last terror attack
officially do not care
Enjoy forklift simulator
shan't be going to lectures tomorrow, so no toil for me
what a bender lol
business idea: radical pragmatic national centrism
doesn't she need to douche and be all prepared though? I'm fine with a shower scrub for eating her out but I'm not keen on a traumatic first time with shit everywhere
Im not bent im Christian. Its different
>I get 10 days vacation and I have to take them at odd times of the year because more senior employees take the good times off
>my dutch friend gets 25 days vacation off plus more statutory holidays than me
business idea: a canadian ethnostate
>tfw I unironically own 3 different simulators for pc
Protestant?