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why does he walk towards the camera?

hello poo nigger

How can we compete lads?

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alan the bald african dwarf with autism, fuck me he'd make a killing on benefits

sue

Alri (whatever your post means)

we wuz kevs

>Never gotten the concept of going on a holiday
so autism as well as a bald midget

>check the prices of Omega Speedmaster
>$5000 on the low end
some dreams die before they even begin

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alan the nigger

So how does /brit/ feel about Kwasi fucking not one but two married Christian white female Conservative MPs?

His dick must be 10"x7" or something.

he hate the tomate

powerful post

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awww sounds like the little fella's getting a bit grumpy
time for your nap i think, lets put you in your cot

Post Sue lewds

Best bet is to go to markets where they sell old stuff and try and find some quality old brand watches, with Google in your pocket. Have gotten a fantastic spanish watch in a market in Morocco for almost nothing. But then I lost it.

imagine if alan came at you, you could just put your hand on his chrome dome and keep him at arm's length hahah fucking HOWLING

creased

yummers

my mistake, Amber Rudd is single.

*cringes* how the fuck can anyone be this unlikable. That's it. Enough internet for today.

You are interfering with official Thalmor business.

Move along.

alan's absolutely OBSESSED with his watches. like one of those grown men with a whole room dedicated to train sets

only problem is if the sun blinded you reflecting off that shiny pate
then he might be able to take a few swings at your shins

hooting at this

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he's here

that's what I usually do for most things, the markets here are great but you have to sift through so much junk for anything decent
though you can haggle everything.
not going to get some high end watch, probably a nice midrange + a new cheap Casio

คุณพูดภาษาไทยได้ดีแค่ไหน?

thats right, its time you went to bed
*lifts you up under one arm*
theres a good lad
*ruffles your hai-*
oh wait

poor alan, think he's gone off now.

enjoying my second bank holiday in a row boys. Hope toil is doing you good xx

Don't think I've ever seen anyone ever bullied so ruthlessley. You've quite a talent user.

very scary language

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looks like wingdings

On the toilet at work posting

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1>6>7>5>2>3>4

no it really doesn't

shit source

you look like wingdings

A remembrance of the heroes of the Christian faith?

I really love this woman. Please post more.

yummy yummy in my tummy

>I spoil my bf tee hee

missing alan

grim grim worse than tim

grim

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Alan has had sex with little Asian boys

sby arcade

miss alan and his balding bald head

yaguzbarro

a day off from toil is a day off from toil, you don't question the reasons behind it.

To whichever user posted that real geordie diving podcast before fucking nice one lad

>get home from toil
>unable to follow more than basic instructions since brain is fried from toil
>put my ready meal in the oven
>pop the TV on
>watch all the programs my sky+ box recorded
>go to bed
>rinse and repeat

surely there's more to life

why are child abusers basically always gay?

ALL this talking, TALKING is oooonlllyyy BRAAAAAVAAAAADDOOOOO

Hold on a second...how do trees on streets survive? Concrete covers their roots so how the fuck do they get water?

the blitz wasn't enough, uezs

Alan isn't gay

they're not

they usually end up cracking the pavement in places and water must seep in there

lacking an urge to procreate and secure a better future for the next generation results in a lack of the most basic morality

they are though
pretty much every single time

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yag sparro

excuse me, that's CAPTAIN yag sbarro

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attraction towards children overrides sexual preference

new:

confirmation bias

>Your Uber has arrived
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>anytime someone says "that's a big X", immediately think "for you"

this place has ruined me

are you calling thailad gay?

conformation '

homosexual lies

if Four Lions was made today there'd be public outrage and the director would have to make a public apology
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scratchin me bollocks

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nah. child abusers still have a "sexuality", and it's always gay or bisexual. in reality, they are all just bad fetishes.

don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head

it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under

was savile gay?

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disgusting image
neo nazis need to fuck off back to saxony

seems like most gays were touched by an older man when they were young too.

*jumps up and down*
THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE NOT

bisexual. he abused boys and girls

>2018 olympics ceremony is going to have kpop
blah! disgusting!

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Maow maow maow maow maow maow vagene maow maow maow hehe

if that sign said it's okay to be black. the snapchatter would be done for a hate crime, his career would be destroyed, and he would be universally shamed internationally on social media

Posted a stupid webm haha

This'll really get the lads riled up for another riveting conversation about race

Yo waddup