Tfw no Norwegian GF

>tfw no Norwegian GF

yeah...

B-B-But you're Norwegian.

I am going to marry a Norwegian girl with huge breasts and make beautiful babies.

>wanting a racemixing whore that will cheat on you and take all your money because feminism

>t.

Feels good tbqh

So you have a thing for dyed hair and contact lenses?

you drooling retards are confusing swedish women with scandanavian women. Sweden gives the rest of the Nordic countries a bad rep.

You do realise that one of the people you're replying to is an actual Norwegian, right?
You don't have the right to call anyone a drooling retard, kankerkraut

Dyed hair is a common thing here. The french bastards earn good money selling their chemicals here

That's not a real hair color ?

I don't know that feel

Looks soulless.

i dont know that feel

scandinavian birds are better at fake tan than british ones

Jesus
Yeah I want a norgf but I need to get past the
>tfw no gf
in general

I will buy a comfy home in the mountains of Norway and will bring my Norwegian gf there to have beautiful mixed Anglo-Nordic babies with

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>America
>Anglo

lol is this a joke

i want a swarthy slightly overweight nordic gf

Scandis are honorary Southern Iberians.

Yes

Andalusians are not white

>Scandis that if they were natives here I would banter them for their looks

T-T-The memes. I don't know what is going on anymore.

She looks kind of manly to be honest. It's the chin, I guess.

That's typical of you Northern Euros desu.

The Brits somewhat escape that by having no chin at all, but I don't know if that's good or bad.

>There are Scandis that look like us

Pretty cool desu

any other south Euro here actually likes strong jawed Nordic women?

Here, use this :^)

Post examples.

andalusia is nordic

no american immigrants allowed ur obnoxious af

well, in general you known, pic related, Robin Wright, Diane Kruger, etc..

>Diane Kruger

God damn. I've never saw a jaw like this in women here except on rare occasions.

...

>Those noses

What in the -

3 of those are pretty qt. I'd have sex any of them except the one on the left tho.

Look like our slags but with larger foreheads and more robust builds

i think that level of platinum blonde is only common in finnland

Everytime I start to be okay with the type of women around me I in one way or another get reminded of this.

It feels fucking bad, man.

Meds>Nords


Also you have mixed Euros everywhere, which kinda ruins the special trait of each zone of Europe.

iktf

huugghh get that anorexic out of my sight blarrghh

lol no, I've met like three plat blondes in my life

this

light skin+dark hair=master race

Remember Varg wants to kill every single Southern Euro anons.

Fugggg I'm in love

too much make ups.

Stop being in love with Southern Europeans.

I'll volunteer to shoot him first for a southern qt

Do you have glorious Southern European genes?

I'm gonna have to test you for Iberian/Italian/Southern French genes my man.

Wanked off to this picture