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*tannoy crackles*
back to the TOILets sara

Two cows are sitting in a field, and one says to the other, "so, how about that mad cow disease? Scary stuff, right?" To which to other replies, "terrifying. But what do I care? I'm a helicopter."

love being a cuck

not a very good thread so far

how tf do i shave my arsehole?

*enters the thread*
*unveils my beautiful circumcised willy*
*/brit/ons stare in awe and envy*

A saying sometimes used in Poland, murzyn zrobił swoje, murzyn może odejść, is actually a quote from the 1783 play Fiesco by German writer Friedrich Schiller (translated from the German as "The Moor has done his duty, the Moor can go"). The meaning of this phrase is: "once you've served your purpose, you're no longer needed".

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youtube.com/watch?v=PHpQSrNWuZk

you guys mired in a government sex scandal or something?