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Labour edition

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1st please

Manchester?
Yikes, not a Fanchester!

babestation

choons

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f.lux just kicked in

think it's broken

What is this, Tinker Taylor Soldier Cunt?

anime nonce blown out

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reading an american ""academic"" article with many citations and sicked by how amero centric it is, fucking yank """academia""""

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*walks in*
*tosses grenade*
*walks out*

same for me, think the recent update broke it

Bleep bloop booop beep beeeep blop!

did they cite the renowned doctor nassim ledouche?

sue

hannah martin's big bum

nonce

more like pue

haha

the dance with the devil might last forever

> 1 more month until 2018

i did nothing this year. fucking nothing.

Barely get by on 37k ngl

Aye that £400 tax is ridiculous

chuckled

why didn't you do anything user?

I know you've got time so come and pick me up

meanwhile im absolutely fine on 12k.

gotta love the north.

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I want to breed this alien.

normdrones at work are raving about stranger things

personally wouldn't poison my mind with such puerile rubbish

Lots of nasty lefties on here today. Don’t be so pathetic losers!

love pineapples

it goes
pineapples > peaches > mangos > granny smith apples

>I work there and it's rubbish
Why?

They call him Naseem Al Algeri DeHouche

Get raped in my lunch breaks

geri's tiny titties

friday ni sorted

>Separately, a British man claims Kevin Spacey exposed himself to him in 2010, when he was working at a hotel in West Sussex.
Speaking to the Sun, Daniel Beal alleges the Usual Suspects star flashed his private parts, saying: "It's big, isn't it?" and tried to get the then 19-year-old to touch him.

venti poster is alright

just killed myself lads

You pebbling your front garden mate

test

Life is a game and God is the hacker

im getting in the bath. naked.

I just googled nassim ledouche and the only relevant result was this thread

The fooks that

pics xx

4U

theres this dickhead who slashed my forehead with a shank while trying to stab me

I've never jumped anyone before (well I have but I really want to do bad damage) but I want to break his legs cus this shit is going to scar now, anyone give tips and tricks?

I know where he lives, he lives in the rich part of town, he's a posh dickhead dont know why he's playing with shanks for.

He rarely leaves his house he has like no friends at all so I don't know how I'm going to do this.

welcome to Brit

sorry i might have misspelled his name

Get 3-4 of your mates, a driver, something to put over your face. Kick his door down and just smash him in

Report the stabby chav

Why the fuck did Fallon resign

London sounds like a fun place

BBC2 is showing something called The Problem With Men right now

why did he shank you

rumored homosexual behaviour

because May's govt. is a shambles and this presented itself as a half decent excuse

Defence policy has been shite too

He must have done something REALLY fucking shady he doesn't want to come out

Christ. My job is going to be a lot more interesting over the next few days.

Got a job interview for a part time shelf stacking gig at Tesco's tomorrow. Gonna wear a belter suit and smash it BooYah!

thought you said farron there ahaha heheeh x

touched a lady's knee

Business idea: a programme called The Problem With Blacks about black crime

I am become joe rogan
destroyer of toilets

cheese and beans on toast
right?
but
with an entire diced onion thrown on it
some fried eggs
and a whole bunch of diced pickled jalapenos
and a load of hot sauce too

the shit from this is going to be magnificent

Why did Tarquin the introvert slice your face?

if I told you, all you guys would agree with him

he's a racist and I know most people on /brit/ are so they'd be on his side

I never tried to beef this prick and ignore him like I don't let myself get mugged off or anything but I just try to not get involved and he comes up to me yesterday trying this shit, had my entire forehead bleeding all fucking morning

yh I'll try this but idk if my """mates""" would get involved or not

are you the lobbyist bloke

don't forget the juice

>Gonna wear a belter suit and smash it BooYah!

dont bother with the smashing it part

they want someone that is akin to a drone not something that has any sort of sentience.

lmao its a shame he didnt go for your jugular you paki fuck

*strides into the room*
Dunning–Kruger effect
*wistfully walks out of the room*
*whispers into thine ear*
imposter syndrome

i don't think people here are generally of such poor judgement that they'll actually agree with you getting your head slashed because you are black or whatever
tell us anyway

No. More internal.

You can't touch lasses knees without people calling you a nonce.

If I get into a position of power I'm going to be so fucked because I've known females who's fannies I've rubbed in clubs when I've been gone on MD and alcohol. They'll claim I cosby-raped them or something like that even though they were begging if they could come back to mine when I did it

haha get fucked you dirty paki bastard

SPAD?

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Blacks aren't welcome sorry sweaty, this is a /whitenationalist/ general xx

>paki
pretty sure it's the chav turk who lives in sussex

hahaha get fucked paki

lads
over the course of tues afternoon I had about 1 1/2 tabs, a fat bomb and a line of mandy was pinging all night
today i've just finished a 16 hour weed-binge with 3 other groups of lads whilst on an MD comedown
had a great time but just as I was about to leave I started getting really paranoid, shivering uncontrollably and having auditory and )minor) visual hallucinations
still going now

am I going to be alri?

trying to find more of geri from babestation and this site is trying to send some really sketchy-looking requests

are people on /brit/ really talking about getting violent?

is this... dare I say... a london thing?

Emma has a bit of vulva cleavage in this pic.

only a subhuman attacks someone with no reason or intent

fuck you pikey, and fuck him too

England is a really racist place, this guy always shouts racist shit at me even though I never tried anything with him and now he goes for this shit

I don't want beef with anyone, I don't want to hate anyone, I want to study and get on with my life so I don't have to be working class anymore but these pricks like

are always getting in my way

'

PAKI PAKI PAKI
OI OI OI

love rem

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Meh, worked there for three years already only difference is now i'll have a degree and be stacking shelves

Not political. Thank fuck. It's a great day to bury bad news though, of which there's a lot.

how have napoli became such a hipster club all of a sudden?

>crashed out of the CL within 4 games (not mathematically yet but realistically)
>will fade in seria a
>will win nothing all season

>but sarri plays such great attacking football omg

shut up

pleb

lads

ah stop

>I don't want beef with anyone, I don't want to hate anyone, I want to study and get on with my life so I don't have to be working class anymore but these pricks like

Who the fuck talks like this? what a fucking brain dead spastic

Don't like it then leave cunt. Even if you do like it fucking leave anyway.

Fail.

>uh uh I got attacked for no reason just because im black
this is what pakis actually believe. Probably bullied the poor cunt relentlessly in school or something

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