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im actually sri lankan not white

>AMERIKKKAN

>Breaking
>News

OH SAY CAN YOU AIM

Im 14 minutes away

BY THE WALMART GUN FIGHT

quick go to walmart

I'm betting murder suicide. I worked in retail, there are a lot of people cheating on spouses.

can't the shooter claim sanctuary?

>Im 14 minutes away
Time to be hero.

quick bubba fetch the ar15

>GET

I don't even think I can get there I-25 is stopped

>shart gone wrong
>8 people dead

>SHOT

This is your time to shine user. I believe in you, you're the hero Walmart needs.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!

why must you abandon them before you even try

Yeah unless its double digits it’s not important anymore

Daily news headline, maybe

The shooter ran what do I do

SHOT
IN
THE
MART

Are you the only american without a gun?

go round trying to find him!!!!

>be american
>get shart

where the fuck where you with your constitutional gun when it was needed? Not even a true american.

get em cleetus take the 12 gauge. if you don't have a gun I'm pretty sure you can steal one from the walmart

Please keep this coming, these are beautiful.

Go and shart the shooter in the mart.

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Here's a (you) cause you genuinely made me laugh out loud.

>helvetin lähellä

I have guns at home not in my student housing
Fuck it I'll do this

>no race given

Is he wh*Te?

What's the point of having guns if you cannot access them?

it's happening?

>be americANO
>go to walmart to shart
>get shot

>not having one in your car

Life is strange

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I'm a fag, I can't meme about dead people

The short answer is that it's difficult to fly with a gun
Also keeping weed and guns in the same spot is not a good idea

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Truth be told, places like Brazil are way shootier,

But America is developed, and among the developed nations USA is #1 for shootings. It's odd since it's supposed to be safe.

weed is legal in your state, why is it a bad idea?

>supposed to be safe

We are a first world country with a third world society.

Our shootings are among drug dealers and cops. There isn't civilian mass shootings.
It's different, no one actually cares about cop lives because they are sheltered leftist scum with twirly mustaches and men-buns. If white civilians would get killed there would be mass hysteria.

>“I was by customer service and I started to hear pops, loud pops, and they kept going, pop pop pop, probably six pops,” a Walmart employee told KDVR

That Pringles man better have an alibi.

it's still dumb to keep a gun and a federally illegal drug together, also I'm under a DEA investigation so it's extra dumb

Do you have a motorcycle and a shotgun or lever action rifle? If yes, you know what to do.

Most of our shootings are actually suicides and after that I think it's domestic violence, so your not that likely to get shot unless you fall into those categories or a gang member.

>pop pop pop
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somebody screen cap this german being hilarious

Nothing could be more American

B-BUT THIS WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN MERIKA BECAUSE MUH GUNS N SHIEET

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE DUCKED

>the absolute STATE of the disunited slaves of drumpfmeriKKKa

This. Maybe not third world but Russia, Mexico or Turkey, with money and more pretentious muh constitution shit

this but unironically

the gun nuts solution to this shit is to just arm every single American and turn this place into a borderline war zone. "This wouldn't have happened if someone else had a gun!"

AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST SHOOTING

It's time to make use of the motherfucking 2nd amendment

It's a well known fact that cutting government funded social infrastructure and giving everyone guns is the way to a stable, safe nation.

Why didn't someone just pick a gun off the shelf and shoot the aggressor?

could you believe it? untrained civilians having access to guns does nothing for the actual safety of your nation!

every nation that sacrifices its liberty for a bit of security deserves neither and will lose both

t. lightning turkey man

>Be American
>Get truck'd
>Somehow survived
>Next day
>Get shot
>Go to hospital
>"uhhh....You don't have any insurance."
>Die

It's a cute quote but in matter of fact literally the very notion of living in organised society is to sacrifice liberty for security

Hobbes please

It should be self evident!

>death of some Anglocucks
and nothing of value was lost

>americans are so retardef that when their memes come to reality they go in the wrong place

>only 3 people died
lameeee

>BREAKING NEWS!
>americans shot

How is this news?

>Be American
>Go to Freedom Store / Walmart
>Get shot

>Wake up from coma
>"Sir do you know how long you've been out?"
>"Uhh"
>"22 days sir, that'll be 19995$ for the surgery and 1399$ a night plus tip"
>Can't pay
>Get shot by Hospital freedom enforcer