/sino/ - 中文

Monkey (Magic) Edition

>Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=J-SUoHmpRdM

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM
(shout out to /lang/ for the second link)

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

Previous thread:

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youtu.be/IpXAS7F57mM
theverge.com/2017/11/1/16592338/eric-schmidt-google-ai-competition-us-china
youtube.com/watch?v=2cCLZemjh8A
guancha.cn/Neighbors/2017_10_27_432536.shtml
reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/7actrj/kindly_rate_my_girl_for_more_cock_tributes_are/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

peru?

>mfw a foreigner suggests Taiwan, Tibet or even Hong Kong independence

South korea gives a 90 days visa free entry to peruvian citizens,
seems they want me there.

remember to get in with a fake passport so they don't catch you after you do your dirty work with Cindy peru, we'll wait for your good news here peru!

Xinjiang is more important than all those combined

kek Cindy, probably she have deleted her insta because her gook bf cheated on her.

>Thread theme:
It's a Japanese TV show.

作为一个美国佬,我同意你的看法

chongqing looks cool

is she gone for good peru? how does that make you feel

Peru? Are korean prostitutes better than Chinese Peru?

if you want to find Koreans just go to fkin qingdao, place is filled with them.

well I only have fucked one expensive korean hooker in shanghai, since it was my first time , sex with her was not that good but I enjoyed looking at her perfect gook pale skin and feeling all the curves of her body.
I also fucked with 9 cheap to normal chinese hookers, sex was ok, and once I was drunk and the chink girl ended doing most of the work, that sex was fantastic.
to be honest I would say that korean hookers are hotter than the chinese ones.

have you ordered any products from vietnam suppliers yet? how good are the quality, do they keep their word to you?

>Thread Film:
youtu.be/IpXAS7F57mM

What does sino think of Islam and Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)?

...

I was once in shanghai and ordered a ‘korean’ hooker off CL. what came to my door was a trashy chink lady that looked like she was on drugs. I’d bet most of the korean prostitutes in China are probably fake. Go to HK, Japan or Korea if you want real Korean hookers

religion hasn't ever really been the defining moral code for sino unlike western countries, so opinions are more ambiguous amongst the population.

Did you fuck her anyway?

Why won’t they let Xinjiang be liberated?

No, I threw her ass out

liberated from who?

based

Can anyone direct me to a close Chinese equivalent of /r9k/? I want to feel feels while learning mandarin

Chink oppression

Is there something wrong with 多少块? I've had 2 people laugh and say 多少钱 back to me.

just because they have a high number of ethnic ughyurs doesn't change the fact that they all speak chinese and know chinese and have been a solid chunk of china for millennia. also given that they've been under the PRC for so long if they were to exit now they'd lack a lot of infrastructure to make an actual nation.

its like saying
>how much do i need to pay
>how many dollars is this
the latter just sounds dumb

recently I went to the electronic wholesale market here in the capital, and I have found laptops for 450 usd each , so cheap I remember 8 years ago laptops were 2000 usd.
electronics made in shenzhen are lowering their prices, I wonder why? excessive rare minerals only mined in China, an operation to obtain a bigger market share from japanese and korean competitors, maybe the consumption of electronics is staggering.

...

answer this peru

Is the Chinese image board really unknown here?

Some tasty 煎饼 my qtCN wife made for me last night

DOĞU TÜRKİSTAN ÜCRETSİZDİR

>ywn visit shanghai for the first time in 2012 before it became popular with white chad normie faggots and europoors and back when chink girls sucked white cock desperately like their lives depended on it
>ywn stay in a balling pad in the Fraser Suites building in the downtown
>ywn never invite a different chink girl over every other night and they willingly come back to your room because they think you're seriously loaded and rich
>ywn again experience what it was like to be a literal white god if even for a fleeting moment

in what context did you ask this?

Yeah, it's unknown. Because it doesn't exist. Unless you're talking about the TW board

it does exist tho

No it doesn't. Acfun is nothing like this.

you are on the right track, im talking about the board that was affiliated with acfun

You've got me, there, then
Idk about that one.. mind sharing?

search "A island" in chinese, google is fine. you cant post on the site, because cookie is locked already.

Not having any luck

tnmb.org

你对Angela baby想什么?

你怎么看Angela baby?

请给我教中文
我想偷听在公共汽车上的留学生谈话

你在说中国呢?

Why do Chinese hate Koreans?

说澳大利亚

So You Think You Can Dance: Uyghur Edition

>Eric Schmidt says America needs to ‘get its act together’ in AI competition with China

> “Trust me, these Chinese people are good.”

习应该给中国的Helios取什么名子

theverge.com/2017/11/1/16592338/eric-schmidt-google-ai-competition-us-china

everyone hates them.

what do the russians think about the koreans in russia?

Lots of qts giving me the look today /sino/

Staring at you with disgust
To them you’re nothing but a poor peasant
100000rmb and a Gucci bag and they will start getting friendly, might even let you touch their shoulders
They’re used to the chink sugar daddy lifestyle by now

2 of them wanted pictures with me

They get paid by their sugar daddies for every picture they take with a laowai peasant

Bought a new shirt today

how do you proxy?

nothing.

I don't proxy. Sup Forums isn't blocked in china

post some mainland porn

PINYIN!

>can of beer 5块
>Pint of draft beer in a pub 40块

Biggest discrepancy ever

for what reason continue accumulating wealth if you are not going to have kids?

Peru? You've been communicating in Chinese too much Peru. Your English is suffering Peru.

>There was a local gentry member who dealt with his servants and slaves in a stern and cruel way. Whenever he felt slightly upset, he would use the whip. His slaves deeply hated him. Now that the slaves were organized into a mob, they tied up this gentry member and dragged him to the Temple of the City God. They beat him with heavy bamboo clubs that had ends about five inches across and one inch thick. As his previous evil deeds were enumerated, they took turns laying on the blows. With two men facing each other across his body, they hit him more than a hundred times. Blood filtered through his clothing and covered the Temple steps. His flesh was mashed and the bones protruded. He seemed dead but then came to and lay there barely breathing. This gentry scholar had always loved to taste tea. He especially loved the tea of the Azure Ravine of Xiachuan and the Heavenly Lake tea of Yangxian. When his slaves were sent to fetch tea, they were ordered to return in a very short period of time. If they were delayed or late they were beaten. Now, after this master had been flogged he was dragged out through the Temple gate and the mob urinated on him. They then filled a jar with filthy piss and forced him to drink it. They said: "Try this from the Azure Ravine spring."

KEK

So...I heard Chinese students are starting to get beaten up in Australia, what gives?

nobody likes you

>t.foreigner
the irony

好的

People are frustrated that our politicians sold out our country to China.

A decade or so ago all the protective international trade barriers were dropped so the 15 million or so workers in Australia suddenly had to compete against 1 billion Chinese workers who could work for a tiny fraction of the pay in relatively terrible conditions. So firms moved production to China and Australian industry and the middle-class workers that belonged to industry died or went poor while Chinese got rich. Essentially we exported our middle class to China, and now only poor and rich are in Australia.

Now the Chinese that we gave our wealth away to are so rich they don't know what to do with their money, so they have decided to buy up as much Australian property as they can as an investment. This has quickly driven up the cost of housing to unaffordable levels (literally among the highest home prices in the world, most Australians will now never own a home). So the people made poor by China now have to pay literally five or six times the rent that they used to, despite being much poorer, to Chinese people.

TL;DR: we gave our wealth to China (making us poor) and China then used that wealth to buy our land out from under us (making us even poorer still by having to pay many times the rent we used to). Obviously some people are upset and take out their frustration on Chinese rather than on our stupid government.

Now explain this:

youtube.com/watch?v=2cCLZemjh8A

Just left my non Chinese speaking friend at a bar after saying 他会付钱 to the bar girl

Nice story, but I think he's referring to this, this is done by a bunch of teenager thugs, and it's pretty serious, because your policemen really did a shitty job.
guancha.cn/Neighbors/2017_10_27_432536.shtml

I think money moving out of China is better than money staying inside.

No one likes koreans.

China did just announce that it will end all sanctions on South Korea over THAAD. They realized all it was doing was to make the partnership with them worse. Xi really fucking hates Fatty 3.

Peruvians moving out of Peru is better than Pervuians staying inside.

Nations that recognize the Republic of China.

Are guangdong girls easy?

Yes especially HK ones

Fug off t*rk terrorist

>mfw a foreigner suggests China should become “democratic”

except we don't. All chinese secretly hate Indians

>walking around Shanghai streets at night
>suddenly you hear two girls shouting in unison
>”hey English teacher boy, get your poor ass out of our China you fucking parasite 哈哈哈”
>turn around
>see this

What would you do?

Ayy lmao

the fire rises

...

>crocs and socks

Literally German tier autism

>dye your hair brown
>call foreigners parasites
kek

Those are not crocs you baka
Jelly shoes are fashionable again

We don’t even think about India.

Ducking finally. Now that I'm well past the point it could be useful

I gotta say I am impressed by the Zucks dogged persistence. Facebook isn't coming to China, but I feel like he and Xi are going to become friends anyway since he makes himself appear in front of him so many times.

please rate :)

reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/7actrj/kindly_rate_my_girl_for_more_cock_tributes_are/

>you're so lucky, your wife is amazing, she's intelligent, funny and pretty good looking. plus she's given you a beautiful little kid. you're making me green with envy. I say you're lucky but to be fair you must have done some work to land this amazing catch. love your videos dude, thank you so much. peace ma nigga

>plus she's given you a beautiful little kid

Whats the best way learning China?
I really respect that huge country and its culture and wanna one day move there.