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JUST IMAGINE edition

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want to kill

>just dropped nearly $500 on a pair of rm boots

rip
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absolute madness

business idea : give me employee an extra £35 a month

APOLOGIZE!!

Someone shop him as a minion

will never understand being into fashion

got two pairs of jeans and some shirts, they do me just fine

need to kill

good lad
habib

How much is a gram of good coke and a gram of
good indoor in the UK?

fashion doesnt have to be expensive!
I wear cheap acid washed jeans with a wallet chain and tshirtz covered in glitter and rhinestones. usually have a g-shock watch and beret too.

7800 south african rand and 4250 south african rand respectively

coke is like 1 euro per litre
gram of good indoor, i dont know what the hell you are talking about

You know man, like
*does funny hand gesture*
you know? haha

might have been a decent post if anyone used grams for fucking liquids

i HATE the friend zone

u make a girl chocolate milk

and she WONT have sexd with u

unbelievable

whats the point

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>tfw want to do the YSL/guidi boots look but not tall/slim/attractive enough

life is pure suffering

they're the brick shithouse of boots, and a lot of entry level business/going out shoes are easily $150 and last maybe 2 years before they fall apart. rm's will outlast the wearer if looked after.

what should we apologise for

How much is that in dollars though

racist

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creating Israel?

Abbas and the lads are butthurt about UK celebrating Balfour declaration with Israel, and so they have bombarded us with their latest propaganda campaign (UK MUST APOLOGIZE OR PAY REPARATION) With TV spamming his threats erry fucking ten minutes, and forcing school kids to hold signs. It is a shitshow tbqh

I wanted to fuck the powerpuff girls so much when I was in primary school

How important are feet in a woman?

Are you going to do to something about it?

disgusting aussie runt trying to steal our women

prefer paraplegics myself

I wanted to fuck the one Kanker sister so much when I was in primary school

Look closely...this is 6000 yrs old...what does this image resemble to you?

Yes, shitpost on /brit/

gagging porn, gotta love it

fat kots

Good lad

The best way to describe being high is; it's what life should be like. I'm just really comfortable, happy, honest, when I'm high. Everything feels profoundly good. It's a serious contrast to real life filled with stress, disatisfaction, lies. Weed makes life good.

blue hair one I hope

bread

Of course the fucking blue one

That's the one. Truly best Kanker.

>reporting chinese students to the embassy when they say negative things about the communist party so they get a black on their record when they go home

feels good being on the winning team

Ever been pegged?

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WRONG. It's clearly a DNA double helix.

I tried DMT once and made the mistake of getting cold halfway through because I threw my blanket off somehow. I literally felt like the next victim in a 70s slasher horror movie

seen this?

double D is a wanker IRL
youtu.be/u_-lIMpH2xc
oh, o-of course

remember this a couple years ago?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32233310

mental that nobody has been arrested or found or anything

sweet potatoes

just did a big sex wee

I meant specifically marijuana. Other substances aren't the same.

Cannabis makes life infinitely more bareable and enjoyable. Everything feels better when I'm high.

If you're already happy as fuck, you don't need weed, but if you've got problems like regular people, it helps that there's something that lets them evaporate for a while.

I've evolved a lot as a person because of weed.

Are you fucking thick mate?

2 guys were caught chatting shit in a pub, don't think they ever caught the ginger guy though

>I wear cheap acid washed jeans with a wallet chain and tshirtz covered in glitter and rhinestones. usually have a g-shock watch and beret too.
the pinnacle of taste

Been doing this for the past 10189 days and nights haha

drug fiend runts

Kebab.

>be me this afternoon
>spraying weedkiller in the garden
>hear a slow buzzing sound
>turn around and see a fucking mutated wasp looking thing flying towards me slowly
>mfw
>knock it out of the sky with my canister of weedkiller
>buzzing stops and i can't find it
why are the animals in this country always so dangerous
i thought this was gods chosen land

>drug fiend runts

RM?

>go to a japanese meetup a few weeks ago
>think it will be full of BO stinking weebs
>it's actually not, the people are normies and have careers and are all well groomed
>enjoy ourselves
>one guy shows up an hour late
>clearly doesn't look after his apperance, wearing boot cut jeans and autism shoes
>FIRST THING he talks about is anime

there's always fucking one lads, always fucking one

hate beer
hate coffee
love fruit juice
love chocolate milk
simple as

>i thought this was gods chosen land
confusing aus with NZ

Vermin presses the button, dopamine hits his tiny rat brain.

>go to pick up your shoes
>there's a redback inside
>it bites you
>you die

don't even want to IMAGINE living in aus

they're the same thing anyway, we have more in common than england and scotland

>why yes i do drugs, am i cool yet?

>gods chosen land
>haha lets fill it with criminals

ah yes new zealand

why yes i do drugs, am i cool yet?

Why didn't St. Patrick cleanse Australia too?

fake news

Irish don't know how to sail
>See: Potato Famine

why isnt new zealand australia

>tfw you'll never live in medieval england and be a knight and lay down your life for your master

glad a new Zealander said this so i know he's telling the truth

Haven't wanked in 11 days

australia is to NZ as china is to aus, a father-son relationship where the son thinks they have some sort of control

Haven't walked in 11 days

I think the real benefit of weed that a lot of people haven't articulated, and the reason you're a lot happier, is the effects on memory.

When you're high on weed, you don't have permanent memory loss, but you forget things much quicker, and you forget long-term things. So you basically focus entirely on the immediate experience.

Now, it's not hard to imagine why you'd feel so good when your memory isn't polluted with negative memories and problems. It makes your mind a blank slate, and that blank slate's what people like. A pure mind like a newborn.
I've personally used numerous drugs. Weed is easily the least damaging. You'll feel it the next day with almost every drug. Marijuana really doesn't leave you with a bad aftereffect. Not a single negative aftereffect you notice from using weed. Unlike alcohol, ecstasy, or coke. You feel you've done damage to your body after you've done most drugs. I've have never gotten that feeling from cannabis.

shut the FUCK up

serf

need a russian gf/wife

>dude weed lmao

Funny, you couldn't do this could you? And yet you post him mockingly.

howling how mad matt is getting about weed

i feel so bad for canadians

howling

me at the end

>we're all one race-the human-
>Neanderthals and denisovians only bred with some populations
*Cultural Marxist brain implodes*

It makes you feel really good and literally has no negative after effects. It's a miracle drug. I'm not surprised that people sing it's praises so much. I've only used it for 4 months, and I feel my mental health seriously improving.

It makes life so much more satisfying and worthwhile. For a lot of depressed and hopeless people, it's like salvation.

>Cultural Marxist

Neanderthals and Denises are human too sweaty

going t’ Asda want owt?

egg

just at a big bunch of grapes, will this disrupt my sleep cycle?

what happened here?

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Does any other world leader reflect who his people are and what they stand for as accurately as Trudeau? Maybe Merkel?