/balt/

...

cringe

I was bored and It seemed like a fun thing to do. I'm quite enjoying it

fully automated gay space communism hasnt been reached yet

Nesąmonė kažkokia čia vyksta. Toks jausmas, kad mūsų šalį vis kas nors bando perlaužti lyg kokia šaką. Toks jausmas, kad bandoma atgrasyti lietuvius nuo Lietuvos, vis sugalvojama naujų būdų kaip padaryti gyvenimą Lietuvoje nepatraukliu. „Padidinom mokesčius, vis dar nepalūžo lietuviai, prigalvojom naujų nuobaudų - vis dar nepalūžta lietuvaičiai, skatinam emigraciją - linksta, bet Lietuvos šaka nelūžta". Įsivaizduoji apie ką šneku? Ar čia tik man toks jausmas negeras lūkuriuoja.
Perkūne, prašau.
.

No offense but that sounds like something an autistic kid would do

Hmm maybe you're onto something here

literally me

I suppose, but it's not like i'm reading the back of a packet of chips, I'm reading pages from a book

Well as long as you enjoy it

stay comfy, comrade

nth for anime

Jesus I'm so tired and it's not even midnight

Sutinku, gerai pastebėjai, kad mūsų valdžia naikina mus.

Atsiminiau seną anekdotą apie Lietuvos politikus.

"Kokia jūsų nuomonė apie lietuvių emigracija iš Lietuvos ir nepasitenkinimą jūsų politikomis?"
"Aš jau seniai sakau: nėr tautos - nėr problemos"

Wow before you know it you'll have reached a normal sleep cycle

But that's my secret, I'm never tired.
I'll feel like shit and go to bed, then take 2 hours to get to sleep and wake up at 4am
Happens everytime

that's because you lie in bed all day and don't work silly

I don't lie in bed... I sit in my chair

Wow when did it get so late? I'm lucky I've got nothing on tomorrow morning so I can sleep in

So it's just like how you take a a shower

algohol is probably way more worse than marijuana

I haven't had a shower chair in two years... though I fancy sitting in the shower right now.
Pity I don't own a lawn chair

Obviously, even bloody tobacco is worse than weed
I've never seen someone high glass someone

dutch courage innit

helps me get through the day

everyday

Interesting desu
no bully

never seen someone glass anyone on ketamine either haha

I'd like to see someone try for sure though

It's a living hell desu

>Pity I don't own a lawn chair
Just go out and steal one
>no bully
yes bully!

I'm not a criminal like you!
(well technically I am sometimes but still)

Yank, yank, yank.
It rhymes with septic tank.

>I'm not a criminal like you!
How much do you know!?

Enough to lock you away for good!
Now you better wire me the money or else a little birdie might tell the coppers about your "activities"

I see.

The thing with "little birdies" like yourself is that they're very fragile. It would be a shame if something were to happen to you that might prevent you from notifying the relevant authorities about my deeds

wonder what fucking a homo after dropping a few viagras would feel like

personally i am convinced that people are pansexual and will get off to anything that stimulates their erogenous zones
rest is just preference and willingness

>81289170
>81289185

cringe to the max...

It's cute that you think that
But I don't think you truly realize who I am.
I'm afraid threatening an officer of the law is a crime, and I'm gonna take you in.

>after dropping a few viagras
What would that even do?

well force an erection

Why would you need to force one?

pimpin ain't easy or summin
eh no wait
finding men arousing ain't easy

I guess, I don't think I would have a problem desu

It;s way past my bed time. Goodnight everyone

You've never take me alive!

Good night

well ye but you're gay right?

good night friendo

Wouldn't have a clue
I've never touched another mans penis, though I do want to

do you jerk off to legit gay porn sometimes or only to stuff like futas and traps n shit?

Good night, sweet dreams
Why fuck them then

>legit gay porn sometimes
I have masturbated to this yes, but only really twinks.
>stuff like futas and traps
But pretty much exclusively this desu

>tfw barely even looks at girls in real life and spend my time searching for boys I deem "cute" enough
feels weird

it's a thought experiment for me
well sounds like you might be one of these ironic gays or only bisexual

>only bisexual
I mean I still like girls
but anyway
I think I'm done for tonight
Sleepy time, good night lads

sleep tight kiwer

>do something illegal
>get only two years for it
>Muh drugs!
Druggies literally BTFO

>tfw only interested in women that look like androgynous men
Night qt

Not Gay:Tomboy,Futa
Gay:Traps

>Tomboy
agreed
>Futa
no

I wonder how that guy from Lithuania who lives in Japan is doing desu

mmm

Futa is at the gay category, I told you to stick with regular girls.

I have already explained how futa is not gay

Doesn't matter, it doesn't change reality. Don't care if you enjoy it but enjoying it and denying facts about it is wrong wrong wrong.

No you

So what for lunch did you have?

Nothing
You?

Well I didn't have anything for breakfast except tea so I took liberty to eat pizza for lunch.

i had balandėliai. tasty desu

Nice, you made or?

Fucking statists

fucking sapphists

Sounds nice, what was the pizza toppings?

Salami, jalapenos and onion.

yeah i made them myself

>no mushrooms or ananas
very nice

Reading aloud is fun/plus you can record vocaroos of yourself, and improve your speaking voice with it.

>mixing salami with other ingredients on a pizza
>ever
you fucked up

Don't care, didn't care, will not care, never cared, btw did I mention I don't care?

>the pole who likes eating the shitty american pizza tells others that others people taste is shit
nani?

cringe

Mmm, another new dish to try making

filtered

>i like paying the same amount of money for less pizza that also tastes worse
*fedora tipping anime girl .jpg*

Tomboy is more gay than futa desu

>I like eating flour

>the dumbest post ever made has just been revealed

Breathtaking.

>be X
>do Y
LMAO

me arguing with you about pizza

but in real life

X ABSOLUTELY BTFO
HOW WILL THEY RECOVER?

?

Tiocfaidh ár lá, sing up the RA

Italian style pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> american st*le pizza

desu

cringed so much my jaw broke
uwu is that the new film

>What is abstract meta posting

jokes on you I just inspected the element
hahahaha btfo

ate a yogurt

With fruit or just plain yogurt?

>white, creamy, gelatinous substance
mhm i wonder why he likes it

So much better than kizuna

the thinking man's yoghurt