My country never lost a war

My country never lost a war.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platine_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Independence_of_Brazil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Dutch_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Anglo-Dutch_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Guararapes
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My penis never lost virginity

>Brazil
Literally how? I can’t imagine how even a Finn would be unable to in your country.

This happens to me too.

The real war is within.

same

I dont get this meme, the process of getting laid here is the same as everywhere else in the world. If you're autistic it's gg no re

Your country hasn't had a single armed conflict since like 1850 and most times it is Brazil teaming up with Uruguay and Argentina and gangbanging some small neighbor country.

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yeah its pretty much impossible to win wars against animals

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

None of these are even REMOTELY impressive. No offence.

Civil war when?

Whatever, mohamed.
Your country is probably getting bombed as we speak

What about that war with France over fish?

>Your country is probably getting trucked as we speak
ftfy

I didn't even insult you, and you feel the need to insult me. Truly a backward monkey people you are.

Face it, none of the wars Brazil won is even slightly impressive. Always had numerical superiority.

Then again, we can't expect much from Brazil considering the army cannot even beat gangs in the biggest cities.

UMA

>that flag
>that post

You do realise America got trucked like 2 days ago and the Netherlands never has, right?

We got EURO'd.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platine_War
What exactly is an impressive war to you mehmet?

>WW2
>Not impressive

DELICIA

I don't identify with Europe, only with the Netherlands. America has more terorrist attacks (by bombs, trucks, guns, whatever) than the Netherlands, by absolute and relative numbers.
>again have numerical superiority.

A war against a real power, with roughly equal participants.

But Brazil should first focus on making winning the civil war that is happening. Because the current state of your country is quite literally one of civil war and a state of emergency.

We've never lost a war either. And I swear we were neutral in WW2

>niggers killing each other in their favelas
>not a good thing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Independence_of_Brazil

niggers killing other niggers in the Favelas is a excellent thing.

Show me a war your micro country won without having numerical superiority

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Dutch_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Anglo-Dutch_War

you mad monkey?

lmao u just edited those

no I didn't monkey, look at the article history

ND is a fucking islam country, you negroid leftist son of bitch.

>monkey starts throwing his poop

topkek 51 THOUSAND murders in your monkey nation in a year

Impressive.
But, will your city sized micro country win the battle against water?

these are niggers killing each other in their favelas tho
and most of them happen in the north, that is geographically a world away from us in the south.

61, you progressive homossexual in denial.

What's your excuse then

When we were still a colony we kicked your arse tho
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Guararapes