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good times edition

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best chip shop in cheadle?

too soon mate

imagine being a manlet

MANNY ON THE MAP

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gonna dutch oven myself to punish mysepf because being here isnt punishment enpugh
:'^(

Wew

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*bombs your city*
oops... sorry :)

would vaporise the jaw of any irish monkey that even dared to look at me

sue

thanks for letting people know you were gona do it. saved many lives.

leave my red eyed, blue haired friends alone

saw someone who was legitimately like 150cm at the supermarket today
what a sad existence

wish I had the Chad phenotype

dreadfully unsightly buildings in all honestly
shan't be shedding any tears

lol

Ireland was producing surplus food during the famine but it was being exported to make money

Capture it? Sure, they have a military well able to hold key political institutions and clamp down on the country but Britain would NEVER be able to retain control or exercise any degree of control over Ireland. It would be like trying to hold onto Afghanistan, insurgency would run rampant and Brits would be BTFO again.

>tfw lonely
what do

haha

youtube.com/watch?v=DHh-SJC9L0c

fingered her behind YO! Sushi in the Arndale desu

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*turns you face into dust with one punch*

>irishmen post obsessively about the IRA
>they get reduced to tears over a few fish jokes

have never understood this

audibly hooted at this

>manlets

wish we had comfy places like this
only shithole barren suburbs for us

>Ireland was producing surplus food during the famine but it was being exported to make money

>selling your food to make money to buy food but not being able to buy any food with your money cos you sold it all
ah yes the irish

eternal victimhood complex

howling at this thread for some reason

chortling

did my Duolingo 100exp, now I can rest

We'd adopt Cromwellian tactics and easily win mate

i love to sing-a
about the june-a and the moon-a and the spring-a

Are they like this on /éire/?

>and Brits would be BTFO again.
please do it

But they needed the money to buy food. Don't you see?

australia isn't real

seems a bit harsh to the little fella, think the other little fella swung first. Of course I require additional information to come to a full judgement

>britain could capture Ireland in a day if we wanted
>implying
youtu.be/x_IXyQiY11M?t=1h11m23s

That wasnt our decision retard, thats why the famine was an artificial and purposeful genocide.

Cromwellian tactics? Powder and shot? or do you mean burning everything to the ground? Because if thats what you mean, nice autistic fantasy lad.

very cute btw

ah yes the ol' 3v1

They just post about anime and being gay in /eire/

>tell an englishman that they could never fully control ireland
>they threaten to nuke australia
why do you get so flustered over a simple statement haha

dont like how it gets dark at 4

a e s t h e t i c

There are tribes that survived thousands of years eating fruits, fish and nuts. Nay a potato in sight

>tf

Gimme the oldest gimmick you've got

lol thanks for posting my friend :)

lmaooo

so what did the irish eat before south america was discovered?

They dont like to accept reality

The British army couldnt even access large swathes of Ulster during the troubles because the casualty rate was too high, imagine the whole of Ireland

Porridge

lmao englishfags btfo

youre very welcome you who are also my friend ;)
share the vid ;)

Snakes

well if we nuked it and called it ours, it's unlikely your potato guerillas could engineer any cowardly ambushes. because they would be eviscerated

rip

went to ireland the other week. as soon as i got out the plane this skinny little dublin runt approached me, shaking, obviously scared. "t-t-top of t'mornin' to ye sir, c-can i have yer bags?" then i wrapped my large english hands around his neck and swung him around until his head popped off. HATE stupid paddies asking me stupid questions. then i checked into the hotel and saw this irish girl, massive tits. walked over to her and she was immediately wet when she heard my thick english accent. her little paddy boyfriend was already on the floor crying, knowing he just can't compete with a tall, english bull. then i whipped out my large english cock and she immediately dropped to her knees "o..oh lawrd yer sooo big" she said in between breaths, clearly not used to a real man's cock. after thoroughly breeding catherine mcbigboobs with my germanic saxon seed, i returned home, content with the whole experience.

Have to write an essay about lieing Donald Trump for university. Any tips?

Side note: I have to write an essay about black slavery for university. Any tips?

I really like this, thank you

ugly fucking cunt

thankyou bestfriend :)

reckon he still posts here?

on that shitty laptop in his decrepit hovel?

>make a joke about the IRA
>FAMINE FAMINE BLOODY IRISH CUNTS YOU FACKING SUBHUMANS OLIVER CROMWELL WAS ME NANS BROTHER BRITISH ARMY SHOULD NUKE IRELAND
honestly they're worse than americans at taking a joke

well lads?

>nuking a country full of civilians
>cowardly ambushes

very noble of you to suggest genocide, not expected from a cowardly little brit mutt who cant fight like a man anyway, and dont give me that guerilla shit. you have always used the sneakiest, backhanded tactics on us. reap what you sow you crying little faggot.

riley
proper sad case that one

dont mention it my also bestfriend ;)
we definitely both are friends ;)

by that logic russia can conquer the world if they want

friend :)

feels like pure shit just want bush back
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo,_Blair

englishmen aren't inclined to like irishmen why are you surprised

the english truly are a disgusting breed

Aengle status: thoroughly BTFO

Fuck off.
:)

i dont understand why there is even any conflict between america and north korea
literally just stop talking to them and theyll go away
just close your eyes

Ireland has even harsher restrictions on gun ownership than the UK you dolt. Bit hard to resist with no guns unless you fancy pulling a bobby sands but starving is an Irish pastime

fuck off from /brit/ mate you have toilets to clean

think it's clever how irishmen have learnt how to use a computer and post on the internet. blows me away when i see one post. couldn't teach a pig to do that but look at that a bloody irishman has figured it out. mad.

IRA bought guns from Irish-Americans in the USA

im pretty sure the IRA managed to get guns just fine

lads

>a slav saying that about literally anyone else

lmfaooooooo

nope

remember Yahoo Serious?

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>proving his point so hard

those murals are so fucking shit lmao

Ireland had the exact same gun laws as the troubles you spastic, you think the arsenals brought in from America and Libya were legal? Fucking idiot.

IRA weapons decommissioned:
>1,000 rifles
>2 tonnes of Semtex
>20–30 heavy machine guns
>7 surface-to-air missiles
>7 flame throwers
>1,200 detonators
>11 rocket-propelled grenade launchers
>90 hand guns
>100+ grenades

Thats only 40% of the PIRAs total arsenal. 60% is lying about the Irish countryside or currently in use by splinter groups, face it, you would get FUCKED up!

most came from criminals like them in europe and muslim groups.

hello estonia

It'd be nice if we could all just be mates

you said britain could never take Ireland. I was just stating that it objectively could. it probably could without nukes, were it to launch a full scale invasion. how's the Irish Navy and the Irish air force?

you're a very angry potato who touts civilian bombings as military triumphs. and then spew bile when people say distasteful things back. and this sperg has the gall to say we can't handle the banter lmao

,000 rifles
tonnes of Semtex
–30 heavy machine guns
surface-to-air missiles
flame throwers
,200 detonators
rocket-propelled grenade launchers
hand guns
+ grenades
about 10 minutes worth of war equipment, literally useless.

Being in love is a horrible experience

you owe the irish trillions