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the catholic communist gf edition

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vile repulsive skinny little gremlin
only a low test manlet nonce would find that attractive

lads, she's prob taller than all of you so um yeah.

catholicism is the ultimate redpill

>BASH THE FAS-

the truest representation of good vs evil

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quite honestly revolting

what the fuck was going through her head to actually go out and buy this leather and think it would suit her, does not at all

Need my bellend to become Acquainted with Emma Watson's cervix tbqh.

/brit/ is, and always will be a Summer general

do you want to know why brexit won?

because people are sick to the teeth of the "offended by everything" culture that has been cultivated in this country over the last decade

any black irishman in

Saw Peter Serafinowicz walking down my street earlier

where is the next meetup?

hmm nah

people voted for brexit because they thought it meant that all of the pakis would be kicked out

sue

business idea

ever notice how pass users are worthless and all their posts are shit?

Any forced gimmick man in?

wew fucking lad
thats my shit

me

my ancestor :))))

lickdicki fucks off when you dont reply to him.

see how it works? he'll still come back mostly but he soon fucks off without any replies.

that is how you deal with tripcunts. now if only you cunts would deal with ribena the same way. although his train wreck of a life does have entertainment value.

Just think: today's liberals aren't fond of breeding, while conservatives tend to maintain population. Tomorrow is looking bright.

that was a biproduct honestly nobody believed it would happen regardless
80% was a vote against smug lefties

The pass user since 2016 early thread twat is hands down the worst and most obnoxious poster in /brit/ history

>sophie is engaged

RIP Mophie #OTP

7 on the final chase, shocking performance desu

Is that the Chinese thread retard?

>80% was a vote against smug lefties
proofs??

spoons in derby
much more accessible distance-wise

people voted for brexit because leave ran on the lie that "we could take £350mil for our NHS"

After brexit, people found out it was complete bullshit

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ask anyone who voted brexit they will tell you that was the or a major reason

The current crop of deranged weebs, kshitters, waifu mongs, commie larpers, and deanos is so bad that they make lickshitti look like a decent contributor to be quite honest

it's literally the OP of this thread you mong
but the chink larper is a league of his own autism tbf

desu youre just probably a butthurt rorke i dont see regular posters complaining about me

wouldn't it make sense to meet up where the biggest congregation of /brit/ posters live?

>full kit wankers

uni students are the biggest cunts going

nowt wrong wit it

>the EU

hmmm....

Bit of my chicken was undercooked. What's the likely hood of salmonella?

that's actually fairly correct. it's also not an excuse to not to give a homeless person some food or something. warm socks is a good one, especially this time of year. and if they are really homeless, you better believe they will want them

wouldn't say no to a wank

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me in the middle

never worn a football kit
never been to see a football match
never supported a team
don't like football much

back from toil

hello

bet she doesn't even play for the Manchester blue's

Unlikely, as you ate chicken, not salmon.

it's hard to tell who is genuinely homeless any more though

some are just professional beggars so I just don't take the risk

>The Happiest Men End Up Marrying Nurses

No one except your little cadre of mongs thinks you're anything other than a cancerous twat. Honestly just fuck off to twitter if you want to fawn over some deranged teenage cock-gobbling sluts. And early news completely ruin the atmosphere of /brit/. It used to be semi-comfy. Honestly just neck yourself cunt

its a difficult decision but i think abe mikako is my favourite javstar

Those poor women and children

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i think it's pretty much around the centre if you ignore the jockland answer

>be 18
>government gives you money to live and master a subject for 3 years
>instead spend it all getting wankered on drugs and alcohol, and eating instant noodles every day
>leave with a 2:2, despite being given VERY generous deadlines

ah yes, millennials

nonce just made a noncepost

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look at all those scientists, doctors and engineers. what great contributions they'll give to europe!

Everyone's a fucking nurse nowadays

they're just a product of their environment
can't blame them really

post the spurs arse girl

scary

SOON

went uni and got a naughty degree
bought no books but i took down trees

with a bit of smarts, beggars are fairly easy to spot. they are not as worn as homeless people. you can put on dirty ripped clothes and pretend to be sad. but it's all in the face, and hands, hair. of course you can't tell for someone who is genuinely freshly homeless, but if they are asleep in a shop doorway at 4-6am in the winter, it's a fairly good indication.

what do you contribute?

I WANNA LIVE
BREATHE
I WANNA BE PART OF THE HUMAN RACE

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>go to work
>spend all day sat in front of a computer
>come home
>spend all night in front of a computer

will probably be heading to eat with the proto-gf this time tomorrow

the hospital i work in has a chronic shortage of nurses

still don't like being asked for money
there is plenty of help them for them if they sought it

that's because nurses require a degree now rather than doing on the job training

my profession, taxes and receiving 0 state welfare.

what did your parents do

plus the government stopped bursaries and free training.

Yeah why is that?

drugs

haignv diner

she's basically your gf already if you're doing that with her.

the gf

this

just imagine that wriggling on your cock

because the government are fucking retarded

*imagines it*
ah

unironically this

imagine how bad the room smells

possibly

but not officially

desu how do i know when its official

never had a gf before

>she's basically your gf already if you're doing that with her.
having a meal is the most stereotypical first date possible hun
think you should stick to virgin topics

this so much

>desu how do i know when its official

When normiebook says "in a relationship"

T H I S

Looks like those clowns in Parliament did it again...

are you shagging?

don't use normie book

uh oh

this desu

imagine dating a normie lmao