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*tiptoes into the thread*
be vewwy quiet, im hunting wunts

let the bradley posting commence

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need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

yeah but the average british youth
"man, I swear down I been smoking BARE cheese and snorting ket all night"

do yanks think we're all being ironic or something? i actually hate you, it's not "banter"

bit racist

Summer

/radcen/

was just about to post this

i'd do her

all yanks worship blacks and speak like they're in a fucking rap video

Fucking state of that shithole

>t minus 40 minutes until tinder date

jesus christ lads I'm nervous as fuck

what do we talk about? what if the conversation dries up? what if she doesn't like me?

dont know who matthew ludders is

why does this pathetic yank post here

its honestly embarrassing

>do yanks think we're all being ironic or something? i actually hate you, it's not "banter"

got called a rapist at the BAFTAs

what ethnicity is she?

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god shes so fit

have a couple drinks now to loosen up a bit and be more conversational

>ywn cuddle summer and lie in the sun with her

why live

>when you play an online game and your teammates suck absolute BALLS

that's how you know to move onto another girl

>i would never lose a match if all my teammates were just clones of me

i say it every SINGLE time.

how long has /brit/ been around?

the only thing you need to remember about having conversations with a girl for the first time is to end whatever you say with a question

comment on what she says, then follow with a related question, literally say nothing about yourself unless she asks

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tune

Hatsune Miku

about 5 minutes

love google maps

>you arrive in the hellhole known to some as "australia"
youtube.com/watch?v=N-mrjhVGauU

this is the first one

i lose my lighter literally every time i put it down
it's honestly incredible. yesterday i spent at least 2 minutes looking for it when it was already in my hand.

aoi shirosaki

cool

VIVA LENIN -VIVA STALIN -VIVA WORKING CLASS OF SOVIET UNION
VIVA SOCIALISM -COMMUNISM
VIVA CCCP !!!

DEATH TO CAPITALISM and NAZISM - FASISM

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3DPG

excellent taste my baltic brother

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you too my friend from across the atlantic

You can use mine :3

like the direction this thread is going desu

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There are billions of girls. Why the hell do you care if you fuck up with one

tfw banned again

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been naughty again ?

If weed is psychoactive when eaten but not smoked why do people smoke it??

janny, heem this racist

normie mate works part time as waiting staff for rich people and gets like £80 tips

want to do it too but I'm an autismo

just say that you're sorry and that you'll be a good boy from now on and they won't mind :3

fitizen gets all his slag pics from the cumonprintedpics forum

want to do a sex wee but need to go buy groceries

might just do the shopping now so it's not hanging over me like the sword of damocles

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not sure if want lads

because infusing that shit into food is troublesome as fuck

why do women type all this shite thinking that anyone will read it

Why

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Wailing

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going to bed

can get 4 lighters for a quid in poundland mate
i just got 5 packs of em and never am without at least 2

it takes more time than simply smoking it

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DID I CLICK THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

because people are forced to listen to them at parties and such

you could wrap them round your willy and have a wank

Got quite long hair and want to get it made to look smart but don't know what to say to the hairdresser.

what's the image?

NOT going to look at it

deposited money into the bank friday and its still not been transferred FUCK SAKE. lazy twats

scrreching

puffy pussy's

>I-I vote Labour!
Doesn't stop him from being a posh tory cunt.

hmmmmmmm i'm a bit dubious about that link

>go to Sup Forums (ironically)
>see literally zero (0) irish flags
explain this

Cut it yourself like a non retard

You have to remove the oil from the nuggs then mix the oil with the batter before baking the product

am facing thus exact situation desu

No because I'm not a professional hairdresser?

shirt on

shoes on

hugo boss aftershave applied

ready for my date

wish me luck lads, hopefully I'm not too autistic

just get a buzzcut then see how you like different styles as it grows

ask for the hitler youth

theyre afraid of Sup Forumses because it reminds them of fishing

russia saved the world by releasing hillary's emails
we should be thanking them, not attacking them

Where are you taking her?

They're there if you look.

>got this far
You'll be fine.
You literally can't fuck it up so bad that you never succeeded in getting this far.

Give her one for me son.

been sitting on my leg and now my foot's got awful pins and needles

list of things i tried to fuck when i was a teenager:
a deflated football
a deflated rugby ball
a pair of mickey mouse gloves
the gap inbetween the sofa and the chair
a pillow
a giant teddy bear
one of those slippy water snake toys
a shoe my female friend left in my school bag
woke up really horny in the middle of the night and wanked with a 20 pound note. no idea why.
an empty roll of toilet paper
an avon catalog

no trousers? brave tactic

good luck lad

giz a little update when you can x

no phones at the table user :)

3 on sides scissors on top

>3
2

>babbys first date

Lmao it’s going to be a terrible experience but everyone starts somewhere

tried to squeeze out a fart and a bit (a lot) of wee came out

no trousers? brave tactic

of your arse?

squanching

What are your dates like?

>wee
Something wrong with you if that's the case, or else take a piss.
Either your wires are crossing or one of your pipes is hitting the other.