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the gf: edition

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Is askjeeves down or something?

Having plain rice for dinner.. on its own

Got no chicken left ffs

TELL /brit/ MAN SHUT UP

>1982

Can I come?

I don't think I'm physically turning invisible so idk what she meant.

grime

got a buzz off that alcohol x

second date with a cute girl is tomorrow. hopefully it goes better than the first, where i had to leave 8 separate times. 6 to anxiety shit and twice to anxiety vomit.

anyone else /notwhitebutlookscompletelywhite/ here?
not gonna lie, it's pretty great. i get to enjoy white privilege but when i'm not getting my way i get to pull the /brown/ card and its game over for who or whatever my opponent is

just bought a fully murdered out merc

can I cum? ;)

tell us a joke

hello fucking nigger

*reports you to the police*

disgusting yank thread

FUCK
OFF
YANK

Edgy.

No he already picked me

sue

ah yes the so-called east versus west

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Come all you young sailor men, listen to me
I'll sing you a song of the fish in the sea;

And it's...
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes

Up jumps the eel with his slippery tail
Climbs up aloft and reefs the topsail

And it's...
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes

Then up jumps the shark with his nine rows of teeth
Saying, "You eat the dough boys, and I'll eat the beef!"

And it's...
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes

Up jumps the whale, the largest of all
"If you want any wind, well, I'll blow ye a squall!"

hate yanks love lithlad
simple as

haha yeah I've had one too many ciders tonight

I AM A YANK.

I HAVE FEELINGS.

DO NOT SAY "FOY" TO ME, IT HURTS MY FEELINGS.

SNAP

me on the left

want to give that belly a fucking massive barehand slap

SNAPPPPP

19 and my hairline is receding. Is rogaine etc worth it? My dad's hair did the same thing but then it just stopped and he still has his at almost 60.

want to give that belly a fucking massive gloved slap

why would you even recognise Palestine does it have a government or anything

i thought quinby/milo was ftm

ah yes
island genetics

Certainly NOT

hello kike

BEEETOOOO

REALLY like the "Virgin Meme / Chad Gimmick" image.

tfw numb to the pain around me when i drink

why cant it always be this way

fuck off you fat twat

theres a NT campsite up there, not sure about wild camping though. Good walking and its the starting point for scafel pike if you're feeling adventurous, also a decent pub

I SAID GET OUT THE CAR
THIS AIN'T A PAR

weevils and bollocks and shit

Sweden confirmed for Arab. Also, Kingdom of Jerusalem is the only acceptable answer

destined to observe and never experience

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don't want it to spread because i don't want to be called out as the archetypal virgin

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>wild camping
You don't call it backpacking in Britland or is that something different?

get a job fool

t. based black man!

going to use this on my philosophy paper
shall i give you credit?

i have a job

shall be doing a couple of test

>not having a job and still getting your rents to pay for everything

wild camping is when you camp in the wild as opposed to camping in a designated camp site

please

We call that backpacking

this is what im doing

its alri

had a look on autotrade and theres fuck all 5dr cars about. even with a 9k budget. or maybe cars are just shit these days.

literal scum t b h

Mazda 3

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reeeeeeeee

don't care

best of the cork slags: niamh
best of the commie slags: aisha
fact

looks like a boy

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t. dupe


enjoy losing money

we do not

I LOVE DAVID BOWIE

found the bitter jealous wagecuck

Cheers fella, will give it a go. Is Scafell Pike a tough climb? Climbed a mountain in Canada which was literally twice as high and that was a doddle desu, but it did have quite a simple trail for most of the hike

big vulva's

Wew

having a co-op margherita 'za

bag and shoes are ripped but mummy and daddy are poor so I shan't be asking for new ones

whats that

HYPE

It has two

Had Cauliflower Cheese for dinner lads it was GREAT

bjork is shite

>gif
fuck off

its okay to be white lads

>overrated
Grimes

>perfectly rated
Bjork

>underrated
Joanna Newsom

reeee

never done it but apparently its got a decent path so its probably a piece of piss, i expect getting to the bottom of it takes longer than climbing it

never had it

>tfw your much 8 years older gf goes to jail because your normie parents think you got raped

would go postal on them if i was him

>23
she's been teaching for less than a year and she fucks a student
typical roastie

Nonce busted

WRONG 'UN

>underrated
pj harvey

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Vulvae is the plural form of vulva and you typed it as possessive instead plural anyway.

imagine being Summer's bf

grim

>the NHS's tips for dealing with anxiety include "try to think yourself into a heart attack"
Hmmmmmmmm

PAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your dad’s 40?! Hahah

dire