the gf: edition
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Is askjeeves down or something?
Having plain rice for dinner.. on its own
Got no chicken left ffs
TELL /brit/ MAN SHUT UP
>1982
Can I come?
I don't think I'm physically turning invisible so idk what she meant.
grime
got a buzz off that alcohol x
second date with a cute girl is tomorrow. hopefully it goes better than the first, where i had to leave 8 separate times. 6 to anxiety shit and twice to anxiety vomit.
anyone else /notwhitebutlookscompletelywhite/ here?
not gonna lie, it's pretty great. i get to enjoy white privilege but when i'm not getting my way i get to pull the /brown/ card and its game over for who or whatever my opponent is
just bought a fully murdered out merc
can I cum? ;)
tell us a joke
hello fucking nigger
*reports you to the police*
disgusting yank thread
FUCK
OFF
YANK
Edgy.
No he already picked me
sue
ah yes the so-called east versus west
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Come all you young sailor men, listen to me
I'll sing you a song of the fish in the sea;
And it's...
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes
Up jumps the eel with his slippery tail
Climbs up aloft and reefs the topsail
And it's...
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes
Then up jumps the shark with his nine rows of teeth
Saying, "You eat the dough boys, and I'll eat the beef!"
And it's...
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes
Up jumps the whale, the largest of all
"If you want any wind, well, I'll blow ye a squall!"
hate yanks love lithlad
simple as
haha yeah I've had one too many ciders tonight
I AM A YANK.
I HAVE FEELINGS.
DO NOT SAY "FOY" TO ME, IT HURTS MY FEELINGS.
SNAP
me on the left
want to give that belly a fucking massive barehand slap
SNAPPPPP
19 and my hairline is receding. Is rogaine etc worth it? My dad's hair did the same thing but then it just stopped and he still has his at almost 60.
want to give that belly a fucking massive gloved slap
why would you even recognise Palestine does it have a government or anything
i thought quinby/milo was ftm
ah yes
island genetics
Certainly NOT
hello kike
BEEETOOOO
REALLY like the "Virgin Meme / Chad Gimmick" image.
tfw numb to the pain around me when i drink
why cant it always be this way
fuck off you fat twat
theres a NT campsite up there, not sure about wild camping though. Good walking and its the starting point for scafel pike if you're feeling adventurous, also a decent pub
I SAID GET OUT THE CAR
THIS AIN'T A PAR
weevils and bollocks and shit
Sweden confirmed for Arab. Also, Kingdom of Jerusalem is the only acceptable answer
destined to observe and never experience
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don't want it to spread because i don't want to be called out as the archetypal virgin
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
>wild camping
You don't call it backpacking in Britland or is that something different?
get a job fool
t. based black man!
going to use this on my philosophy paper
shall i give you credit?
i have a job
shall be doing a couple of test
>not having a job and still getting your rents to pay for everything
wild camping is when you camp in the wild as opposed to camping in a designated camp site
please
We call that backpacking
this is what im doing
its alri
had a look on autotrade and theres fuck all 5dr cars about. even with a 9k budget. or maybe cars are just shit these days.
literal scum t b h
Mazda 3
don't care
best of the cork slags: niamh
best of the commie slags: aisha
fact
looks like a boy
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t. dupe
enjoy losing money
we do not
I LOVE DAVID BOWIE
found the bitter jealous wagecuck
Cheers fella, will give it a go. Is Scafell Pike a tough climb? Climbed a mountain in Canada which was literally twice as high and that was a doddle desu, but it did have quite a simple trail for most of the hike
big vulva's
Wew
having a co-op margherita 'za
bag and shoes are ripped but mummy and daddy are poor so I shan't be asking for new ones
whats that
HYPE
It has two
Had Cauliflower Cheese for dinner lads it was GREAT
bjork is shite
>gif
fuck off
its okay to be white lads
>overrated
Grimes
>perfectly rated
Bjork
>underrated
Joanna Newsom
reeee
never done it but apparently its got a decent path so its probably a piece of piss, i expect getting to the bottom of it takes longer than climbing it
never had it
>tfw your much 8 years older gf goes to jail because your normie parents think you got raped
would go postal on them if i was him
>23
she's been teaching for less than a year and she fucks a student
typical roastie
Nonce busted
WRONG 'UN
>underrated
pj harvey
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Vulvae is the plural form of vulva and you typed it as possessive instead plural anyway.
imagine being Summer's bf
grim
>the NHS's tips for dealing with anxiety include "try to think yourself into a heart attack"
Hmmmmmmmm
PAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your dad’s 40?! Hahah
dire